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Chucks13:
Anyway pig can never behaved normal so I don't need to call you names because you are a pig already.

And talking about obi-diot you will defend him and die defending him but the truth is we will rather vote for Fubala as president after Tinubu tenure ends in 2031 than voting or supporting that bastard called obi so pls kill yourself and we don't care.

Lousy mouth swine bitch calling someone dirty.

E pain you so much. And na dat pain go kpai you las lad.

blacknp:
Sharap.

Chucks13:
Pls why accusing Tinubu as the person that blocked allocation for Riveers? Pls stop this nonsense and from up.

Stop fanning lies vow up pls frow up stop involving Tinubu in whatt us going on Rivers.

If Fubala became the oresident in th future it's fine by me inact it is welcome development but obi will never be, obi is the only man in Nigeria I will oppose forever.

Arambetimofeda:
BUT NOBODY WAS CRYING FOUL AFTER THE ELECTION, WHEN YOU LOSE AN ELECTION JUST ACCEPT AND MOVE ON NOT SHOUTING RIGGING UP AND DOWN[b][/b]

zumbigbo:
This is how the revolution started in the Arab Spring.

NLCreator:
Ever wonder why Tinubu has been spending more time in France than Nigeria lately? Turns out, it wasn’t for diplomatic business—it was for survival! Apparently, he’s been on the run from these "criminal masterminds"—a gang of children plotting to overthrow his government! Now that they’ve been apprehended, experts believe Tinubu finally has the safe environment he needs to deliver on his Renewed Hope agenda.

Let’s meet the "ringleaders" of the "coup" to dethrone Nigeria’s "greatest" president.

1. Auta Ibrahim

This 5-year-old genius from Kano masterminded a coup with all the finesse of a Saturday morning cartoon villain. His grand plan? Ambush President Tinubu at a fuel station queue, challenge him to a one-on-one duel, and, upon inevitable victory, crown himself President of Nigeria. Rumor has it he spent weeks rehearsing his presidential wave on the playground, blowing kisses to an adoring crowd of kindergartners. If the coup had succeeded, Auta Ibrahim would’ve not only become the youngest president in the world but also the first to sign bills during snack time and hold press conferences on the monkey bars.

2. Tanko Abubakar

This sweet-looking 9-year-old, affectionately dubbed the “Mogul of Kano Streets,” was the financier behind the coup. After raking in a whopping 500 naira from his almajiri begging business, Tanko decided to take a stand against the rising cost of toys. Out of economic outrage, he plotted to overthrow Tinubu and crash the prices of toys.

He was accused of tossing his hard-earned 500 naira around, enticing other kids to join his rebellion against Tinubu with promises of ice cream and biscuits.

Little did he know, his generous spending spree sent the naira into a tailspin, causing inflation to skyrocket and sending Nigeria’s economy into the bottomless pit, according to self-proclaimed economic experts among Tinubu’s supporters.

"Look what one sweet-faced beggar has done!” the experts lamented. “He’s single-handedly ruined our economy just to fund a coup, all while plotting to become Finance Minister and make toys cheaper!"

3. Tanoma Muhammad

This 5-year-old mastermind was the brains behind the entire mutiny. He skillfully convinced the other kids to believe there was “hunger in Nigeria,” a wildly false claim that sent shockwaves through the kindergarten playground and rallied his followers to plot Tinubu’s downfall.

At one point, he even led a brigade of two-year-olds in a fierce protest against "hardship" (mainly the rising price of ice cream and biscuits).

According to experts, his real agenda was to destabilize Tinubu’s government and swoop in as the Minister of Information under Auta's regime. With his knack for spreading fake news about the snack shortage, he’s already shown he has the perfect qualifications.

4. Adamu Adamu

Though this 6-year-old insists he had nothing to do with the coup, his downfall came when a spy overheard him boldly singing, “Parents, listen to your children, we are the leaders of tomorrow…” Horrified, the informant promptly reported him to authorities, citing the song as undeniable proof of an insidious plot to overthrow Tinubu and seize power by tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Tinubu’s supporters took to the streets in jubilant celebration over the capture of the “infant insurgents.”

Ayo Adenuga passionately claimed that these children were the very reason Tinubu hadn’t yet delivered on his “Renewed Hope” promise. “How could he?” she cried. “The poor man was fleeing Nigeria every other week to dodge their capture attempts! Now, finally, with these little rebels behind bars, Tinubu can safely stay home and start delivering—beginning with that Renewed Hope we were all promised!”

Dominique Olumide went even further, condemning the children for their reckless spending. “These infant plotters dumped their vast almajiri fortunes into our economy, and now look at us!” she exclaimed, holding up a single grain of rice as if it were a diamond. “The price of a bag of rice shot up from 10,000 to 100,000 naira, all because these ambitious little tycoons couldn’t resist throwing their 500-naira fortunes around!”

presido11:
He did not win last time but he became president, he will not win 2027 but he will be president. Unless he did not contest know this and know peace.

Shevchenkko:
Tinubu is naturally wicked and selfish. He will NEVER END WELL

madone:
The people that led them to this protest are not in the picture. The ones that gave them flags are far gone. The naive will always suffer. The people lying to Tinubu shoild not stop ooo. Lets not forget that an uneducated 10years=14years old boys were arrested for treason in 2024 in Nigeria

10mobile:
I've just read this news that 25 million Nigerians have been paid ₦25,000 each by the Federal Government of Nigeria. Please, if you have received such payment, kindly comment with your proof of payment.



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Okeytus:
I am not in any way affiliated to the honorable member neither am I a lover of Nigerian politicians but it's good to call a spade a spade.
I read comments where so many Nigerians where calling the honorable rep evil names, some went even far as to lay curses on him and threaten him without knowing they are committing same "crime" they want to crucify the honorable member for.
They want to remove the log of wood in someone else eyes forgetting theirs is so big that they are almost blind.

DaddyCoool:
True talk. I know how much I spend on charity and constituency affairs each month

helinues:
Why all this bitterness?

People shouldn't be using unnecessary aggressions on those who knew nothing about their predicaments

377:
The court held that Governor Fubara withdrew his counter-affidavit at the lower court in the matter and as such cannot commence an appeal in a matter he didn’t challenge at the trial stage.

He has to start afresh again that is the meaning of the judgement

Newsmills:
His Excellency any further disturbance allow youths to torch some investments of the enemies of rivers state including those of .....

nairavsdollars:
FCT Minister Nyesom Wike before and now pictures.

56 years old

Why all the wahala at the expense of your health?

yyba:
I thought the mumu Governor said he doesn't need the police

vanitybutiwanti:
The speaker is an integral part of the structure, the aforementioned was the genesis of the fight, the other reason for the fight was fubaras hidden intention not to conduct LGA chairmanship election before the expiration of the tenure of the fomer chairmen who were instrumental in his emergence. Go through president Tinubus recommendations to Fubara at the
peace meeting, all the solutions proposed mirrors the reason for the crisis.

Gerhards:
You offer nothing to this forum other than gibberish

yyba:
FUBARA will soon claim the police CP statement is about arresting his people, very confused unfortunate governor

BALLOSKI:
I don't like the fact that he betrayed his boss, but Wike too should take it easy.


I expect Wike to organise a press conference soon. Crazy man! 😂