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Cheriepet: Helo sweet... How are u? U forgot me ba?

sweetie I didn't forget you.....how you doing?

Evening housemates

JeffreyJamez: As a Chelsea fan, I weep for united

Continue weeping.....your weeping days are numbered

JeffreyJamez: Enjoyed the ride?

Yeah baby......thanks for the treat.......l had so much fun.....especially at the seaside.....

Gosh!!!!!....is this for real?.......India is so full of surprises

PhockPhockMan: Can this man satisfy these women sexualy?


I just dey ask o o.

Your moniker is your inspiration for this question

frankben: a glance at this face guarantees sweet dreams .

She's doing okay in london. She'll be back soon.

If I hear

JeffreyJamez: *drives in*

*highlights from ride*.....ouch. ....what a long trip

daveP:


(tries raising his hands to slap her, eventually does) ermm









saw a mosquinto!



Dat rule was reversed since frank's pranks.(collects keys frm her)

Raise that your hand again and I'll give you short sleeve......there was never a time this rule was reversed......it still stands......

JayKayMaybachz: Woooooooow.... Yummmmy..... Please come join me

oh dear....I'm so full at the moment.....thanks

daveP: ---Full benefits enjoyed immediately after induct

oh, so u cant handle the guy. He made ggrin break 88rules today !!!


Well that makes 3 inductees. Hmm! Hope ure good?

why don't you handle him?.....
man to man you know. .....I'm good dear

daveP: u just broke one of our effeminate rules! No refreshments till induction.

That's not the rule here. ....we don't starve people.....strangers or members....not when the person requested for it

JayKayMaybachz: Anything yhu offer will be so ghuud by me... I trust yhu

Ok dear. .....enjoy

Cheriepet: i didnt tell u we are making babies so i will b d only one doing d counting for u *tongue out*

erm.......erm........i want a girl for d first count

you don't need to tell me for me to know.......and you can't stop me from counting.....i want a boy first for you....*tongue out*

JeffreyJamez: I thought I was the only one who noticed the gate o lol

Lol....you're not the only one o......this got me wondering too

Cheriepet: *shouting* choi *quickly cover my mouth with my hands* eh tell me something *clap hands* so i should start counting months n day eh?

Lol.....if you count for me....I'll also count for you.....that makes the two of us then

daveP: kelvin r u sure uve been in d house to know all the correct details? Charijee u didnt correct him sef. Goodday o!! Brb to induct

daveP me l can't break my pretty head over kelvin's matter o......maybe you should correct him......how's you?

Cheriepet: he has gone to work....

#amebomode
*whispers* i had abt making babies yesterday so tell me how did go? should i go n buy test kit?

Lmao......*covers face*.......choi this babe has finished me ......*takes her upstairs*.......Ermmmm......never knew JJ wanted a baby......he's been so active these days......

JayKayMaybachz: Okay dear.... That'll Definitely suffice.... Yhu ghuud... So what's on the menu?

Ermm....what do you care?

Cheriepet: Morning sweetest.... was busy n d same time nairalanding

I can see......how's your boo?......

Cheriepet: Welcome dear... u are highly welcome to d family of love n fun ...... dont mind KG i am not naughty n charijee will testify to dat

yes my cheriepet isn't naughty at all......don't mind prince K.....he's the father of naughtiness

Cheriepet: Helo d noblest man i know .... how ur side?

sweetie you've been running to and fro since.....what are you chasing?
morning barbie

JayKayMaybachz: who wouldn't want to.... Buh Seun won't help.... unless yhu will help me talk to him....Thanks sweety for err'thing..... Ermmmm Dre11 was the 411?

Se*n wouldn't give me the audience......so I'll go by JayKay

noble4d: Halo housy....lanicky, cheriepet, charijee, daveP and others....

Hello corper shun......missed your sweet gists o......how you doing dear?

KelvinGraphics: U want me to take U round d house?? Dnt worry our boy Frankben would do that l8r. Frankben is mah Nigga and he is married to Lady FrankySnow(wahala girl) and Princess Ggrin a very troublesome DIVA
And as 4 a formal welcome speech/introduction one of my boy by the name Davep wil anchor dat.
Just relax while Lanicky serves U breakfast (walahi dat gurl is a good chef and she is ukwully endowed ) While waiting u kan kall on Xtarxhyne and her disciplez MissyHORLAH and Lorlahlozz to give U d trending amebo here on NL, Queen Charijee who is d wife of my once upon rival JefferyJAMEZ and the twinny of our family accountant (KINGPHILIP) will be interviewing U, during the course of the interview, 2 cleanerz by the name Harlot abi na HARLOS and Dre11 may ask U to excuse d living room so they kan sweep and mop it, pls if they do, do comply wìth them 4 if they fail to clean d house, dia salary wont be complete by d end of d month. Ehen, We have an Irish princess here by d name Irishkez pls do treat her with kare kuz she is fragile, i wouldnt want our mummy PrettySpicey to start scolding U 4 making her cry... Eeerm we have one naughty lady here (Cheriepet) pls she is semi-single and semi-seriously searching. Her husband 3dimension is one of the soldierz that where deployed to Bama recently by d FG and we havnt heard 4rm d guy 4 a long time now And most importantly if U want to enjoy ur stay here bro pls stay 50km off my wife Cdamsel. I kan kill 4 her. U hear me ba?

U welcome here bro.
Pls let sum1 include d people dat i 4got to add to my list

Thanks.
I still remain Kelvin, The head of the house
I dey come make i go buy Helmet .


Biko who has seen Redgem

Lmao......the naughtiest fellow ever......you didn't include the rules of the house.......
----no fighting
----no insults or abusive language
----everything happens here on the platter of jokes
---finally no breaking of women's heart like frankben
you are highly welcome

JayKayMaybachz: Ah wouldn't mynd.... Only if yhu'll help me out

you welcome dear......daveP will do the induction when he comes around......this your moniker too long o......can you pls shorten it for me?

dre11: T
And u too
I have this feeling that today gonna be great because I just received a lovely greetings from u

Lol.....it's gonna be a great day for sure......just have fun

frankben: Ermm. I no dey keep face for you.
But wait o. When did you start to care about my face? . E be like say you like my face .

Good morning

like your face?.......make i dey get nightmares abi.......btw......where's seunfavor?

KelvinGraphics: My dear u don see am na. I have been baging awards anyhow since the day i proffessed my love 4 my wife Cdamsel..

How u day jare. I hope U and everyone in here are good?

Pls do extend my greetings to them when they come around.

Good mawning

Award for woman wrappering?......everyone is doing well.....is that your new wife?......the list is topping

frankben: My Greatest Enemy, I'm good .

No dey keep face for me you hear......good morning