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Rich man o, Poor Man, Average Man o! Make sure i keep a healthy, clean hygiene.
Guys brush your teeth properly and scrub your tongue, use fluoride /mint toothpaste, buy a sponge and wash your body properly.
Get good deodorant and body spray to keep body odour away.
Cut and shave your hair (pubic hairs too).
Guys can do better and should do better.
its not about how many millions/billions u have in your account.
I cant stand mouth odour at all, it makes me sick. Body odour too can be very offensive

OkCornel:
Dear Sycophants,

On August 29 2023, Tinubu’s government promised to create 50 million jobs and revive the economy.

This is almost one year. How far with your messiah’s plan?

https://www.nairaland.com/7821154/tinubu-sets-3-year-economic-revival

For those of u w*nking Tinubu, i ask would u have preferred Atiku as your president or what exactly is the miracle PO would have performed if he was president
Both PO and Atiku acknowledged that they would have also removed subsidy which Tinubu has done as well, as matter of fact the subsidy has not been 100% removed. The FG is stilk paying about 40-50% in subsidy to shield the hardship from Nigerians.
Anyways i didn't vote for Tinubu but I'm just so curious about what PO or Atiku would have done differently

This isn't exactly bad news for those laid off cos they will get very handsome severance packages. According to the news most of those laid off are senior executives and senior executives will be well compensated.
They can easily move on and start a new life

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fadilaMaikiriki:
Omoh! All the people that have eaten or tasted alligator(monitor lizard) before, you all are very wicked! Like! After you've tasted the alligator, why haven't you all updated us about the taste of the meat. You all didn't tell us how delicious, sumptuous, tasty, and sweet the meat is. You have been hiding this update from us since. Ah! You're very wukeddddtt, honestly! Ah!


When I was much younger, my dad used to buy this meat for us but, I've forgotten how it tastes, can't place it. So, after many years I finally tasted it this night. A sister and a friend got it this evening( two of it, dry ones, caught and dried just few days ago and sent to her) and we made yam porridge/pottage with it this night, and the taste was, what! Sooooo tasty and delicious. This prompted me to make this thread. But this meat is very costly oo. Didn't know they're this expensive no matter how small it is.


Please, if you're here and you've tasted the meat, come and share your experience (s).

And those who haven't tasted it, would you give it a trial? Is it something you would like to eat/taste?

Let's get your opinion(s).


Thanks.


I'll share pictures of the alligators later. I'll take their pictures now and send. They're dry ones that have just been caught and dried few days before they were sent to her(the owner).

Madam Alligator, Crocodile and monitor Lizards aren't the same thing.
Secondly, not all u see should be eaten..There are animals that can/should be eaten.
If u can eat monitor Lizards, u can also eat cats, snakes and maybe vultures too!!!

What i hate about cats is their disgusting and irritating eyes (it gives me the creeps), and the way it glows in the dark can make one have a heart attack. They also have sharp teeth that can be harmful.
Cats can also spit, and that spit is very harmful to the eyes

However, cats are also spiritual animals they can forsee evil, tackle evil forces, cleanse negative or evil Auras BUT, they can also be possessed by evil forces against their owners

I will rather keep a DOG!!!
Dogs are mans best friend.
Highly intelligent and very smart if u train them well.
A Dog is ready to lay down its life for its owner, especially BIG DOGS. They will fight till death
Dogs are very faithful and loyal.
Dogs can also forsee evil/spiritual dark forces at times.
Its hard for a dog to get possessed by evil forces.
In conclusion, if your spirit and that of cat no gree just leave them, for me its a NO NO!

Emeka71:
but all your fish go disappear.

Na so i see my neighbor cat dey steal their stock fish

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lomaxbien:
Available?

Available

Twilight2:
What should he invest the 4 million on?
This can help a lot of people here,
Tell us in details

Very very simple
Look for a farmland outside Lagos.
Cultivate Plantain, Yams, Cassava, tomatoes within a year u will thank me

1.Ford Focus
2.Kia Rio
3.206

Sellfish:
To show that he has eyesight while the rest of us are blind

Na busybody dey worry am

Shior and no be say him wan buy o!

To those of u bashing the OP all u need to do is do a littl research and help yourselves.
Do u have any idea how much a 21 year G wagon is? Shipping and clearing nko? What about all the upgrade kits and interior work? The digital dashboard, the steering wheels, alloy wheels etc
Do this simple calculations and help yourselves

nnatobryno:
Repainted? Color of the fender and door look somehow different, maybe the pix tho'o

And ao what Whats the point of this your comment really??

ruggedtimi:
Why are we importing petrol??

How or why is the NNPC importing PMS

djon78:
Millions of men have married women ... been living happy married lives ever since and continue to do so. Do you not know this? Wouldn't it be best to find out why these men are successful and take pages out of their books?


Delusional grandure

Are you married
Your parents how is there marriage?
You have relatives, friends and associates that are married around you how is there marriage?

This your take is total crap

My parents are my model in marriage
They've been together now for 48yrs
Very sweet union

But still there marriage had flaws even from the whole sweetenes

My close relatives/associates are married some over 2 decades

But in all
I have seen
No marriage is Sweet or without challenges

The constant factor I have seen is understanding btw the partners

Once the partners understand themselves and have agreement

The challenges will be overcome

But coming online to yap that marriage is Sweet is total delusion

Marriage is filled with challenges
But if you have an understanding and working partner

The burden is easier

But woe betide you if you have a selfish, non empathetic and mean partner
The challenges can take ones Life

By the way human beings of nowadays are less empathetic and many are carlous and mean

But if one is very fortunate to get an understanding partner who have feeling for the others pains

It will be a wonderful ride

These kind of people are in very few numbers

Very very few i must say. If u are lucky to find them never let go of them and make sure u guard them with your life

99thEnemy:
The mindset you use to enter a relationship defines how you feel when certain things occur in that relationship.

When you put all your emotions into it, if anything goes wrong, you will drown with it.

Nothing can shock me in a relationship because I have prepared my mind to expect anything.

As it goes wrong, life goes on. I simply mooooove.

I know someone who needs to read this right now

LOVE YOUR WIFE , TAKE CARE OF HER, RESPECT her, but DONT WORSHIP HER .

Fiscus105:
Abi ooo, the way ur daddy and mummy miserable in marriage and for you that totally in state of hopelessness, why won't you have issues with women in relationship ?

I sympathize with gaulible readers, who use their life to measure, several of miserable guys on nairaland, that used opportunity of posts on marriage , to vent their anger on institution of marriage.

And u are supposed to be an example of someone in a happy marriage or a product of a happy marriage!!! U had the audacity to call someone's father and mother miserable and u want to be the one to give a reasonable advice.
It is clear now, the meaning of "by their fruits we shall know them" and FYI your written English is very poor, u need to fix that too!!
Shalom

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nwirinedu:
Atleast you ve learnt your lesson, she was only after your resources, as soon as your wallet dried up her love for you died.

[b]Guys learn to work and invest in yourselves[/b] first.

Should this be the only basis on which a lady/woman will stay with her spouse?

gbaskiboy:
In every man's life there is a big storm to overcome.

Everyman has to overcome the storm/pain of heartbreak to transit from man to MAN.
If u dont overcome this early enough in life it may most likely drown u in future

Namaster:
Society has DAMAGED a lot of men.

When men get married, society FORCES them to make their wives the Alpha and Omega of their lives. They CAJOLE men to make their wives the CENTRE OF GRAVITY in their lives.

Men put their wives FIRST. Think of their wives FIRST. And make endless SACRIFICES to make them happy.

On the other hand, wives ALSO put themselves first. Think of THEMSELVES first. And DEMAND endless sacrifices from their husbands to make them happy.

Men need to understand:

Your life is like a BUILDING.

A woman, even your wife, must NEVER be the pillar of your life. Otherwise, get ready for the inevitable COLLAPSE.

Instead, a woman should be like a lightbulb. Makes the building nice and bright BUT if it goes out or gets spoilt or explodes, you just go out and REPLACE it.

Chikena.

Hmmn!! #WORD

Dbanj why u con dress like gay, wear gay top go visit Governor, Cmon Bro!!!

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overall90:
I know you are too dull to understand but let me break it down.
All your Forbes oil billionaires are all oil thieves who made their wealth by stealing from the Niger Delta via government collaboration, from Alakija to Adenuga

Oga go and sit down!!!
Niger Delta no be SE. SE is just 5states nothing more, nothing less.
Make una no dey claim region wey no be your own

Leemzyy:
hmm re u sure they have giving birth to my grand daddy by then?

There's a difference btw "giving and given"

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