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Intergrity28:
Dear Mommy and Daddies, please i have been soliciting for assistance from kind hearted Nigerians. please I am not a scammer, I can prove everything I say here beyond all doubt! i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford.

I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name pleatse.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.
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O.A
First City Monument Bank (FCMB)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Ps: this is the last one I bought, it will finish latest tomorrow. I thank GOD Almighty in heaven for sustaining my baby girl to this point. But please with your help she can have a bright future and a chance to live like her peers.

PLEASE HELP US SURVIVE THIS AFFLICTION 🙏🏽🙏🏽😢

This thief. You will just target a high traffic or very interesting topic and paste your begging there.

EXOUSIAng:
Obi is always excited by the news of death.
The last time I read about him, he was at a funeral somewhere.
You never see him at weddings.
Obi no dey to where celebration dey.

Why are you bitter? Na Only Obi visit these places you mentioned? Please get a life and stop spewing trash for a living.

nedu666:
Beerfraud my guy. The man who screams lgbo lgbo lgbo when making love to his wife. No wonder your wife go dey tweet while you people are having sex

I wonder what type of brain you have. You don't sound reasonable at all.

Samantha125:
Good day nairalanders, when I logged out of this forum a couple of days ago, I had no intentions of coming back online until later on in the year, I even deleted my nairaland app...

Sounds childish! Yoy dey seek attention, ni? Abeg, shift! Your post is even very useless.

Rubbish!

Ruke1989:
2 face na really two-faced person. E too early to scam his new lover na. The igbinedion family will now have to pay ransom in billions. Everything happening too fast about two faced man and it's suspicious. I did listen to his recording where he said he has no problem with his wife Anne and that both of them has a plan. This could be the plan. Fall in love, declared missing, collect ransom from the lover

Please keep quiet. You're not making sense.

merits:
This is me and my wife right now.

Meaning what?

Useless news.

@OP, how do you intend to return it? I mean, how do you plan to conceal it while on transit? What if Police stops you for a search and finds those items on you? I just hope it doesn't turn into more issues for you, anyway.

Rebuker:
Summary:

A group of neighbors in Chatsworth, Los Angeles, chased down and detained a man suspected of starting multiple brush fires near their homes. Video footage captured the residents tackling the suspect before Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies arrived to arrest him.

One of the residents, Amilcar Fajardo, noticed the fire while heading home and saw people fleeing the area. Another resident, Santiago Martinez, witnessed the suspect igniting another fire nearby and decided to intervene. The neighbors pursued the man, confronted him, and held him down until law enforcement arrived.

Fajardo later reflected on the situation, emphasizing the community’s determination to protect their neighborhood, stating that it showed people are more willing to help than harm.

You are very civilised and sensible. You understand the pains of going through a long writeup. You took the pain on behalf of your readers and summarised the long text into a concise context. You deserve a bottle of cold beer.

Keep up the good work.

Useless network

Damage control...

concho:
Alas,
my friend, thy troubles do bring to mind the days of my own misfortunes. Verily, I was but a poor lad in the service of my uncle Reuben, who, in his old age, did serve as the keeper of time in a great school in the city of Lagos. His task was a simple one—to ring the great bell that summoned the students to rise at dawn and to retire at night.

Yet age doth weary the body, and so did he entrust unto me the ringing of the morning bell, for he had taken upon himself the toil of a watchman in the neighborhood, seeking an extra coin to sustain his days.

But, lo, my phone was as wretched as thine, if not worse. When I set the alarm for the fifth hour, it did betray me and sound not until the sixth. By the time I reached the bell stand, the sun had already claimed more of the morning than was permitted.

Oft did my uncle stand before the great master of the school, bearing the wrath of his lateness. And so, on the fateful night ere it happened again, I resolved to outwit my treacherous device. If it must steal an hour, then would I set it for the fourth, that even in its mischief, I might yet be on time.

Alas, fate mocked me, for it did leap not one hour, but three! And so did the bell ring not until the seventh hour. The students in their delight, rejoiced, for they had won two hours more of slumber.

But my uncle? His wrath was terrible to behold. By the eighth hour, he was before the principal, and when he returned, his countenance was as that of an angry beast. He sought not to hear my plea, but with the swiftness of a soldier long past his prime, did he lay hands upon me, casting me to the ground. His boots, though worn, did find their mark upon my back and my head, and ere I could utter a word, he flung my bag at me and shut his door against me.

With naught but shame and despair, I called upon my sister, who in her mercy sent me five thousand naira . With this did I board the night bus to Onitsha. Yet my coin was lacking, and so did I stand for twelve hours in that wretched carriage. And lo, the man beside me was crueller than my uncle! The moment sleep did steal upon me and I leaned against him, he struck me with such force upon my belly that I dared not slumber again till journey’s end.

Thus was I returned to the trade I had once sworn never to touch again—the trade of scrap. Yet fortune doth not abandon the man who toils with steadfast heart.

Take heart, my friend, for the gods do not forsake those who endure. In time, shall He who watches over thee lift thee from the burden of debt and make thee a lender. And the purse that is now as empty as the nest of a bird long gone shall one day be filled with gold.

Useless writeup. You are a typical example of oversabi. All this gibberish na for wetin?

Banie:
No wonder the man was not looking happy during his immigration

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saphiere:
Please I want every meaningful Nigerian to go on X and Instagram and unfollow 2baba. I just did.
Let's boycott his songs as well.

Thanks. #OneLove
My post is directed to meaningful Nigerians not hoodlums.

Keyboard bandit.

Staged!

What Israel is saying to Russia here is, "I will give your enemy (Ukraine) the weapons you produced so they can test it on you and give you woto woto."

AfroKnight:
Emmmm no.

Belle no be proposal.

If you believe your girlfriend is terrible and she would turn out to be a bad wife, my brother, avoid marrying her. Avoid a situation where she has legal rights to your abode, your food, your property and finances.

Highest! She go swear for you.

No be today. You too, swear for her back.

If her parents use oloopa to carry you, say you no wan marry their pikin, ehn no wahala, when you come out you too, use oloopa to carry her papa.

Give them craze for craze to the extent that her parents will be the ones advising her to avoid “useless husband”. Don’t be so shy or timid that you’d enter serious problem.

A bad wife is not an easy affliction to endure.

However, if your babe is your dream girl with compatible character and values, don’t miss the opportunity to marry her.

Regardless of your decision, be financially responsible for her during pregnancy.

Caveat: Do this last one ☝️ if you know the baby is yours.

Stupid writeup. You sound highly unreasonable. And you're not civil.

Blssfull22:
Dear Mommy and Daddies, please I’ve been seeking for help here to no avail. please am not a scammer, I can prove everything I say here beyond all doubt! i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.
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O.A
First City Monument Bank (FCMB)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Ps: this is the last one I bought, it will finish latest tomorrow 🙏🏽🙏🏽😢

We are here to read news and know how to plan ourselves and not to feed you! We are not here to feed you!!!

Fixakiki:
He has being in the state assembly since 2005. He already stayed long enough and should leave for someone else.

With all humility & sincerity, I want to pls seek help so can get something to buy & cook. Since daybreak, I've had nothing to eat. I honestly need your help pls

3-zero-four-6-1-four-four-four-7-one
Firstbank

You are a thief.

The guy is just so arrogant and rude!

SeeWahala:
Just imagine we are trying to embrace Islam and Sharia and these ancient people want to keep dragging us back to serve their dead old gods

Na tyre rim Dem suppose use stone una normal stone too soft

Sharia Law and Courts in South west issa gooOoAL

You sound stewpeed.

killuminati:


Funny dude!

Talentless me say...


Man ah comedic entity him hafi sidung an write a good music deh

Burna man him a try a likkle me say, not up to average fi me enuh

A good music me a listen to u know

Me cyaan bother!

Dem bwoy dem nuh sing song dem just a beat up chest like king kong
A good good vibes me wan hear, ding dong

If ya caant dweet go play ping pong batty bwpy deh

A pussssssyyyyyyyyy me sayyyyy

Money me a say

You haven't communicated. Saying trash. 🗑

oputas:
Nigeria should also deal with companies for new like this if we are ready for a fight against corruption

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Lazy guy. Go to freelance space and fight for your money. Stop this cheap advert. Allow us to read news.

Mbesa:
Only problem with the government in power is the inflation, minus the, they are trying

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nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTbLb68tH10

Moses bliss is not lyrically rich.

Mindlog:
Never thought of Germany as a place I can live and work.....I will struggle in my field, I don't think in German.

Please keep quiet.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Ohh best topic i have ever seen on NL.


WEED is my RELATIONSHIP and MOTIVATION

WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION

WEED is the PREPARATION to my EXAMINATION


WEED is the CALCULATION to my EXAMINATION


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lies. Stop faking shit just to trend.

Octarvia:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Christmas Day. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on and now the garri that we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head this new year. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. amen
opay
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M.A

You this thief!

mushroomFarm:
Like they usually do, ever since I got here, the government of Russia, through my University's dormitory system gave every student an end of the year gift. In previous years, it used to be chocolate (filled) boxes and goodies but this year, they decided to give us a lunch.
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I find it inspiring and loving that a federal University shows this kind of warm gesture to its students every year.

Eat and have strength to go to war for them. Wait for it. It's coming.

Wealthoptulent:
Sọ'ko sọja oti ba ara ile o

Tribal idiot. What happened to speaking English? You just want to show yourself. Get out!