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bad memories

guy there is no time to check one BABE's profile because am IFB (in for business).

good for them and i hope they will do the app for java.

alright here it goes....
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go up to her and
say;
I am very rich. Marry me! -
That is Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with a
bunch of friends and see a
Gorgeous Girl. One of your
friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says; He is
very rich. Marry him! – That
is Advertising.
3. You are at a party and see
a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up
to you and says; You are very
rich! Can I marry you? - That
is Brand Recognition.
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go to her and say; I
am very rich. Marry me! She
gives you a hot slap on your
face.
- That is Customer Feedback.
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go to her and say; I
am very rich. Marry me! And
she introduces you to her
husband. - That is Perfect
competitive Market.
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party. You go to her and
before you say; I am rich,
Marry me!, your wife arrives.
– That is Decision making
point.
One word for the Lecturer
please

snowprince07: ok but what is our business instead to go yabaleft go seek for advice u come here u wan die??
its better u commit suicide dan to kill ursef ooo.

hmmm good advice.

why not i will buy another one because it is love

nairaland should have a place (it could be a website)where its members can chat with one another because some members dont go to their e-mail frequently

getting intresting

jeeezz may i not see any of this animals ijn...

And the ladies will say guys are dirty.....

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Well according to me.:-
1.ondo
2.osun
3.anambra
4.oyo
5.lagos

Alrit...@op it seems you have done this befor to someone and it worked....

oya now, countinu abi you go toilet ni

very wrong but it is common in nigeria which makes it normal

Manchester United have agreed a
loan deal for Monaco striker
Radamel Falcao, subject to a
medical and terms.The Colombia international, who
cost Monaco 60 million euros last
summer, is set to join Louis van
Gaal's squad, sources told ESPN
FC.
Falcao had also been a target for
Real Madrid and had been linked
with Arsenal and Manchester City
His arrival will be one of two
transfers United are expected to
complete on deadline day, along
with finalising Daley Blind's move
from Ajax.
Van Gaal had already brought in
Southampton left-back Luke
Shaw, Athletic Bilbao midfielder
Ander Herrera, Sporting Lisbon
defender Marcos Rojo and Real
Madrid winger Angel Di Maria.
European champions Madrid had
been the favourites to sign
Falcao, whose departure from
Monaco seemed to be signalled
when he was omitted from their
squad to face Lille on Saturday.
The 28-year-old, who missed the
World Cup because of a cruciate
ligament injury, scored 70 goals in
91 games for Atletico Madrid and
72 goals in 87 matches for Porto
before joining Monaco.
Falcao's signing should pave the
way for Javier Hernandez to
move to Madrid, with the striker's
Mexico boss earlier wishing him
luck on his move to the Bernabeu.
Onda Cero journalist Alberto
Pereiro tweeted a picture of
Hernandez undergoing a medical
in Madrid on Friday morning.
Aquí está Chicharito en Sanitas La
Moraleja pic.twitter.com/
SvX4R2wkrg

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Guys what do you think about this picture even if the boy is correct i don't see any reason for the teacher to be beating the boy.what do u tink?

God is mightier than d mightest

very funny

Aitee1: See them all forming holy holy..@Op it a lie I see u in sexuality section all d time even seun visit there more

hahaha you are very funny i can't even go to romance section talkless of sexuality.

To me physical and emotional pain work together for example a person is thinking about something very serious and then later he or she might complain that he or she has a serious headache....But to say which is stronger or worse i can't say to that
so pls coment on what you think is worse....thanks

mine is SPORT.....Add yours

Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani
education activist, is on her way
to Nigeria to campaign on behalf
of the school girls abducted by
Islamist militant sect Boko
Haram.
The 17-year-old who also
supported the viral #
BringBackOurGirls social media
campaign is expected to be in
Abuja, Nigeria on Sunday,
Telegraph UK confirms
Malala Yousafzai will meet with
relatives of kidnapped girls and
will seek an audience with
President Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan.
Her presence will hopefully put
more pressure on the
government to help bring back
the girls.
Malala Yousafzai became
famous
when she was shot by the
Taliban in October 2012 after
she
spoke publicly about girls’ rights
to education.
http://
www.bellanaija.com/2014/07/12/
pakistan-girls-education-
activist-malala-yousafzai-to-
visit-nigeria-to-campaign-for-
chibok-girls/

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Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani
education activist, is on her way
to Nigeria to campaign on behalf
of the school girls abducted by
Islamist militant sect Boko
Haram.
The 17-year-old who also
supported the viral #
BringBackOurGirls social media
campaign is expected to be in
Abuja, Nigeria on Sunday,
Telegraph UK confirms
Malala Yousafzai will meet with
relatives of kidnapped girls and
will seek an audience with
President Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan.
Her presence will hopefully put
more pressure on the
government to help bring back
the girls.
Malala Yousafzai became famous
when she was shot by the
Taliban in October 2012 after she
spoke publicly about girls’ rights
to education.

http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/07/12/pakistan-girls-education-activist-malala-yousafzai-to-visit-nigeria-to-campaign-for-chibok-girls/

This coment was said by a somebody:- when one ask you that who are you it means that the person is asking about your details like e.g you are going to your friend's house and you saw the person's mum or dad and then the parent ask that who are you? Then you will say i am oluwapelumi the frend of oluwatimileyin....but in our society today if one ask who are you the person will say his or her name only and which is not like that .

And as for me i believe it's the same because when one do something and then another person came to you and said who did this,the next thing for you is to say the person's name so also goes with who are you.....
Plz add your points and what do you think.

Our world today is so much
better thanks to science and
math. The following is a
summarized list of science and
math related invention. Click on
the links to learn more about the
history.
Abacus
The first abacus is thought to
have originated over four
thousand years ago in Babylon, a
state of ancient Mesopotamia.
The Greek abacus dates back to
the 5th century BC and a marble
abacus dating back to 300 BC
was found on the Greek island of
Salamis in 1846 AD, the oldest
known example. The abacus is
still a teaching aid in schools
worldwide.
Algebra
A Persian mathematician called Al
Khwarizmi (780-850 AD) invented
algebra
. He wrote a book called The
Compendious Book on Calculation
by Completion and Balancing
around 830 AD, which is
considered to be the foundation
of modern algebra. Al Khwarizmi
successfully sold some of his
work to Roman travelers and
conquerors, aiding there
knowledge of mathematics.
Calculus
Sir Isaac Newton is considered to
be the first Father of Calculus. A
German mathematician called
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz is also
credited with important work on
calculus. Their work grew from
the Egyptian Moscow papyrus (c.
1820 BC), a 14th century Indian
mathematician called Madhava
of Sangamagrama and
Bonaventura Cavalieri, an Italian
mathematician who lived from
1598 to 1647.
Calendar
No single inventor lays claim to
the calendar. A lunar calendar
was used by the Ancient
Babylonians, Jews, Greeks and
Chinese. The closest inventor of
the modern calendar could be
Caesar, who decided that a year
would begin on January 1st
instead of in March. In 1582, the
rest of the world adopted this
system which is known as the
Gregorian calendar named after
Pope Gregory XIII.
Dynamite
A Swedish scientist called Alfred
Bernhard Nobel invented
dynamite
which he patented in 1867. He set
aside the majority of his estate
to establish the famous Nobel
Prizes. The recipe for dynamite
consists of three parts nitro-
glycerine, one part
diatomaceous earth and a small
admixture of sodium carbonate;
not recommended to try at
home!
Fireworks
A Chinese monk called Li Tian
invented fireworks. He created
exploding firecrackers made
from bamboo shoots filled with
gunpowder, and were used to
keep away evil spirits about
2,000 years ago. The Chinese
people still celebrate the
invention of fireworks each year
on April 18th.
Geometry
Geometry was a nameless
mathematical system before
3000 BC. However, Euclid of
Alexandria wrote the book called
“Elements” about 300 BC, which
became the foundation for our
modern day geometry
with its fundamental geometric
principles. For this reason he’s
often referred to as the Father
of Geometry.
Glass
Naturally occurring glass,
especially the volcanic glass
known as obsidian, has been
used since the Stone Age.
Archaeological evidence shows
that the art of glass making
started around 3500 BC in
Mesopotamia
. The Romans first used glass for
architectural uses and the glass
industry began to thrive in
around 1000 AD.
Gunpowder
Gunpowder is believed to have
been invented in 9th century
China, although the earliest
record of a written formula
appears in the 11th century
Song Dynasty text, Wujing
Zongyao. Gunpowder is a mixture
of charcoal, sulfur and
potassium nitrate (saltpetre)
and is used as a propellant in
firearms and as a composition in
fireworks.
Laser
An American physicist called
Gordon Gould created the first
optical laser in 1958, but as he
was not awarded a patent until
1977, Theodore Maiman often
gets the credit. Maiman’s first
optical laser beam shone ruby
red in 1960; he was another
American.
Microscope
The Ancient Romans take credit
for the initial idea for the
microscope. They discovered a
method of using a lens to make
objects appear different sizes.
Dutch father and son Hans and
Zacharias Janssen were the
first creators of a compound
microscope
in 1590.
Number Zero
The first recorded use of zero
was documented in the 3rd
century BC by the Babylonians.
Brahmagupta (597–668 AD), an
Indian mathematician and
astronomer, was the first to
explicitly define the number zero
and show how to use it. No new
numbers have been created
since!
Numbers
Fossils found that were over
30,000 years old show that tally
systems were used, the
beginnings of numbers. Ancient
Egyptians, Chinese and Mayans
all had number systems. A stone
carving from the Karnak temple
complex in Egypt dating from
around 1500 BC depicts 276 as 2
hundreds, 7 tens and 6 ones. It is
now at the Louvre in Paris.
Plastic
Alexander Parkes, an English
metallurgist and inventor,
invented plastic and patented it
in 1856. He called it Parkesine,
but unfortunately his Parkesine
Company ceased trading in 1868.
His product was unveiled at the
1862 Great International
Exhibition in London which
included 28,000 exhibitors from
36 countries.
Telescope
Hans Lippershey created the
telescopic lens and the first
usable telescope in 1608. Several
years later, Galileo Galilei, an
Italian physicist, mathematician,
astronomer and philosopher,
invented a more technologically
advanced scope and published
his initial telescopic astronomical
observations in March 1610.
Transistor
The first transistor was
developed in 1947 by a team of
scientists at the AT&T Bell
telephone laboratories in New
Jersey. The term transistor was
penned by engineer John R.
Pierce as a merger of the term
transfer resistor. They were
awarded with a Nobel Prize for
their contribution to the world of
Physics.
X-Ray
German physicist Wilhelm Conrad
Roentgen is responsible for
having created the first X-ray on
November 8th, 1895
. It earned him the first Nobel
Prize in Physics in 1901. American
physicist William Coolidge
developed the X-ray tube in 1913,
which gave a more intense
visualization of deep-seated
anatomy.

zico2: you such a big fool, who is man u in 80s when liverpool was king of europe. I dont blame you, maybe you re one of the 21st kids doing follow follow cos of your folks. Go and search the record to know the position of man u in world of football.

you just called me a big fool because it hurts to know the truth and have just said the truth and what do you mean by am doing follow follow... let me tell you the fact man u was one of the best in club in europe in the 80s with alex fegarson as the coach who have been there for more than 20 years