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^Errm hold on while i find ds bar man

eldav:
datz gud with me,if itz gud wit u,chi babes.

so,hv an excitin day.

Thanks hun u too

Now where did dat Dani of a boy disappear to?
And where all the ladies at?

eldav:
Chi babes

ulllright,4get abt d maids

My driver will b dere,in 10 minutes,2 take u 2 a quality spa.

so,get ready

Naahh itz awryt. u faulted the 1st tym by sayin maids, as in
Like i sed i'll take care of it. u myt wanno b jumping in with da driver urself to go fix up

Tooo full

Element G:
which bar did he lock, do u mean he locked this bar a moment ago?

Oh yes he did!

dani1luv:
Apologies. . . I said it wz a mistake. . .Now itz bin unlocked

Which kain mistake is dat. Not acceptable

Element G:
abeg chi-babes, no vex for our naughty mod, im just dey show himself *whispers at dani: u better bring up better lyrics on begging d chick*

Showing himself to who naa? watz there to show even ?

dani1luv:
Wetin i do you. . .I think say u no wan gree greet me

How cud i have greeted u when u locked up the bar without warning?

eldav:
well chi babes

d massage can b taken care of.

I'll snd my maids 2 handle dat,they r gud.

watcha say?

Maids?? Nevamind i'll take care of it


@Daniboy

If i catch u ehh?!!!

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=580436.msg7577631#msg7577631 date=1295631257]Hot lol. What do u expect from Naija.  

expect urs is cool then [/quote]Ahh kpele. . And am here freezing like crazy   My hands turned bryt red 2day because of the silly cold  

Element G:
*swaggers in*
El, gimme my usual and find something for d lady in d house

hey chi-babes, what would u like?

Sooo kind of u for asking but i cud do without a drink for now. thanks tho  
u gd?

eldav:
Chi babes
I'm cool.hwz d day comin?

Yeh day bn awryt tho tiring. cud do with a massage  

eldav:
chi baby,d eva cheerful gurl

hw r u?

Awwww datz nice   Am gd n u?

El Guapo:
Ohh ma Chi-babe wad up to u too?

Warritdo hommie? 
[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=580436.msg7577589#msg7577589 date=1295630939] lol chichi don turn nigger abi gangstar(finally) [/quote]Lol i used to be a gangster oo  but u knw age has the ability to change certain thingz 
How ur day bn?

Hey Guyz Wassup 'utunu?

Idowuogbo:
]
notin much dearie i jus gbadun d song jare
it dey pain dem ga gaa o
oba edumare gai gai, oya juru 4 me joor

Yup yup am looking out for him make i tell him wassup utunu  
I no understand the rest  

Idowuogbo:
hmm love reaaly sucks o ,
she sings akon
where is d love

Baby gyel wassup 'utunu?  

El Guapo:
My Pastor

Am sure he aint da one lol
Alot more important preachings need to be hammered in b4 dat

El gapu hu is teaching u dat?

Lol jus Admit u learnt or two french terms

Work is awryt hun

bien, bien.

Moi c'est bien  tu nko? 

I sees u

*pheeew wat a day!*

Watz gd ppl?

Nyt guyz  

El Guapo:
Chi hun,its Okay
You keep calin me El Guapo and nt Stanley cos that aint ma real name,jxt lied cos u might refuse to tell your name.

Hmmm i see. not surprised bwt u lieing. u a dude

El Guapo:
Vicky even if i call u Mum all na joke,so dnt worry bout the Sister of a name
BTW na only garri u fit grind 4 villa??
Ube na Oka Ogwuchala n'ulo??
Odika i ga alagha chikwa Village tomorrow n'abia nu!

Gosh been awhile! the way i miss dat

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=580436.msg7559353#msg7559353 date=1295391090]Chibaby u funny jor. Which one be "get away". been away on holis(holiday). Story go full here now, if i begin. Eya! Been away toooo long sha.[/quote]Lol i hear u. hope u had fun on holiday sha 

El Guapo:
Chi-baby dont tell me u aint telin me your name after i had told u mine? Its Unfair o

U did willingly naw i dint ask. dnt mke me feel bad for it
[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=580436.msg7559307#msg7559307 date=1295390412]**gives her a bear near crushing hug**

Chichi muo! How de werepa(wassup). It's been a decade i guess? how i missed u

How far now? Tell me sometin jor[/quote]Yeh where u been Bones?   nun much at ma side jareeh am jus there
na u go get gist from ur get away all ds while  

^ Beautiful prayer. Amen to dat

'Sup Bones?

El Guapo:
A huge difference it makes

How do u feel calin me Stanley?? U feel human and natural unlike when u mention El Guapo

Not really. da names of people here dont mean a thing to me.
Not like nairaland itself is natural and human    _{am messing}
In otherwords, aint gna be spellin out ma name on here  

El Guapo:
You see,evryone is jxt assuming ma talk na all 4 Id,whereas Eldav Hmnn. . . Infact make i shut up

Cutey Chi-baby i never meant to address to You in that fashion am sorry Ok
Anyway hope u'ldnt mind having your favourite Barleys * Pours her some into tumbler *

I wanted to know your real name,am Stanley if u'ld mind knowing mine

* Whispering into Tz's Ear *

Abeg no spoil show 4 me,i wan make your frnd ma Personal Person,jxt co-operate later your reward go come <purewater>

Itz kool but thanks wud rather have no drink
Oh hi Stanley  . errrm but why u wanno knw ma real name?
does it make any diff? 

tanimz:
You need some rest dear. Don't let El Guano deprive you of your rest.

Guess so. lol yelz wunt let him