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Why does no1 eva believe am Nigerian??!  Ds is 2 funny mhan  Itz not as if nigeria is da best country 2 beg 

Awwwww dat waz soo politely sed . . Ben-20 is finally behavin accordingly
errrr sum were around yday. dunno where they at 2day
but not 2 worry bofus can parry 2gera ryt?

Yorisb:
Really?

There's no sexiness in leaving your armpit too hairy.

U dint knw??    well nw u knw. . . apparently sum girls/ladies/women lyk it.  
lol nw u hve a tip 4rm me 2 u 2 catch dem ladies  

makajibbz:
me self i dnt knw. . .

Awwwwwww .
nwayz hwz yo day bn so far?

^ Am here jor. . .u need googles glasses?
Awwww. . . .i cn tell 4rm ya face u really did miss me

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i would say allow it. itz a dne deal. u still wiv yo man and you guyz are happy. atleast he tld u about it. no point really confronting her

really?? how come??

^ Am gd loff u?

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In my opinion, armpit hair is disgusting whether male or female. These days guyz even show it off. itz nw deemed sexy when a guy haz full under arm hair For ladies to keep under arm hairs is plain ewwwww and dirty. I think the only person i cud tolerate da sight of their underarm hair is my bby boo

luizworld:
see that ya small mouth

googles:
my beauriful cuz cuz am good jor. . . my end is saying "i need more of your shoes to steal o"  

Lemmi catch u naa. . .i go jus fry off ya hand

My makky!!

RSA:
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors
over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your manliness is very, very large. The weight of your
manliness is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a manliness
transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large manliness, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
I miss my old manliness. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange manlinesses back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible."_____________

LOOOl so how did da doctor knw he had big manliness??

Idowuogbo:

i dey vex 4 huse , tink sey una go don shower me wit wishes , useless families and element u better jus no  follow me talk marriage rubbish again tsewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Lol oya lemmi sing happy buff day 4 ya **chi-baby putz on her lovely singin voice** 

Happy by-day 2 u
Happy by-day 2 u
Happy by-day 2 u Idooooooooooooo 
happy by-day 2 u.

2nd verse

How old are u now? 
How old are u now?
How old are u nowwwwww?
How old are u now?[/b]

oya reply third verse buffday gal!   

Ds one go hard 2 explain sha . . .i dnt knw if i wud accept any explanation if i was 2 walk into such situation

^Am gd still doin wah ah gat 2 do
u?

@ Ido

  sme 2 u. .Oniranu! 

Idowuogbo:
waguan house , hmm chibaby omo den don finish oo , sledge wetin na

close dat yo durry mauf is dt how 2 greet??

Moyola:
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Kum hia!

wher hve u bn sis moyo! ya left meh! 

googles:
chin chin baby  wassap 

moyola gerrout of hia mehn 

spectacles me jus there! watz yo endz sayin?

luizworld:
hmmm lets see its S on t right?

Lool errr am not sure

googles:

Cutey unrumple ya fce na watz up?

^hey tani tanz wah gwan?? watz makin yo face luk dat horrible ?

sledge406:
U sure won't fit into my league but I'll reduce the tempo for you. . .AUNTY (how old are you 35 and you look like a midget )

Dani. . .u dey ask question or na statement C your ezcema infested face. No wonder you and Chi-baby resemble sef

Are u dne now?

dani1luv:
^^Chi as usual nah ; you know why i dey happy. .one gurl wey i bin dun dey pursue 4 over 9years now just gree for me. .nw i bin dey take style dey hail you sos as to collect crazyfish, vegetables, poundo yam plus 2bottles of malta guiness. .chi pls do me this favor

ohh so bcuz of dat one eyed chick u want to collect my cray-fish for free ehh? So all these favours ah bn doin u haz bn all on a girl and we nu come 2 ma shop, u'll b touchn touchn me errwhere makin me think one day we go gel  . . . no more freebies  

dani1luv:
Sledge. .e be lyk say your gf bin dun pour u spittle ontop your face while hissing. .

and da fish wantz 2 falsely accuse u, nonsense!

dani1luv:
my chibaby. .my one and only chiskutilistic chi. .chai. , hw bodie

Ds one u deh hail me lyk ds u must be in a happy mood abi u wan to collect crayfish again without payin?

I soo love topics like ds. Makes alot of sense

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My biggest challenge ryt now is securing dat 2weeks/1month or even a 1 week placement at any solicitor firm jus for experience sakes. Itz extremely difficult to get placements these days and i really need it to boost ma CV. I pary and hope God grants me one b4 this year runz out.

^U are givin me jookkess  toothless shark lyk WTH??

Abeg Go and take yo medication child 

04kaa:
you are about to find out why, just keep coming at me, ask them who ofoka is

funny dude. . . .dne witchu mate. dnt hve tym 4 overly dense brains

dani1luv:
Chi whats wrong. . . .why you dey vex

Na one[b] sledge[/b] da fish aka Head Master deh try vex me but he no fit.
u gd??

sledge406:
Massive for nuttin Massive as my head is, it fits _{without hassle} into your kpekus
It definitely aint my room too but you roll with dirty people (for all I care) and tell that guy/babe to clean up their room (since you dey deny your room)
As for looking like a DOLL, you actually are a DOLL I wonder how much you're worth and defo not in the supermarket cos na for Alaba market dem dey see your type
The fact that I am here, it concerns me and if you call it madness, you best shift away from me cos you're dirty (shows you're the MAD one)

Now run along!!!

Wow clap 4 yoself! u did well. . mtcheeww Fish!

04kaa:
e be like say them wan punish ya kitten for here, u shoulda known that b4 u opened your gutter filled maggot stinkin mouth to criticise anyone here
abi u want me to set up chiogo vs chi-baby or nellaluv vs chibaby
or ileke vs chi-baby

When i sed wat i sed did u hear yo name? Why are people naturally daft? Watz yo biz in replyin me in such rude manner? Is da poster yo papa ?? But lyk i sed earlier itz yo opinion which u have expressed stupidly, Fish! KMbT

sledge406:
Chi-baby, why does your room look so scattered and why do you look like a DOLL (No pun intended but you really should do a major clean up and wash that tiro from your eyes)

i no blame u cuz ur head is massive 4 nuffing! how are u soo sure itz ma room?? and wat is ur wahala if i look lyk a doll? does it affect u in anyway?? Abeg u say wat concernz u plss and dnt move yo madness 2 ma syd

04kaa:
WHO CARES WHAT U FEEL ABOUT THE SONG NO BE ONLY INSTANT HAEADACHE U GO GET,,,,U GO SOON GET KWASHIOKOR FROM LISTENING TO THE SONG,, GOATS AND RAM DEY COMMENT EVEN CENTIPEDE DEY SHOW FACE AS IF WE CARE ABOUT U

I jus expressed my opinion and you hve stupidly expressed urz so itz all bless
i dnt engage in exchangin words wiv down-right fools especially not on NL waste ov my precious time FOOL

off here nw hun catch u laterzz