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Am damn tired and hungry

Hey....@exponential equation sorry man... Its just a joke... No strings attached

A pastor went to a local chemist to buy condom as the attendant stretched out her hand to give him the condom a voice came 4rm the back " pastor what are u doing with a condom?" the pastor was shocked and said"did u say condom? No i requested for combantrine

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in d forest.
She asked both to stop and said
"I will grant u both 3 wishes."
Lion- all d lion in dis forest, except me, be female.
Rabbit wished 4 a helmet.
Lion thot- stupid rabbit,wasting his wish.
2nd wish lion- i wish all d lion in next forest be
female.
Rabbit asked 4 a bike. Lion shocked again.
3rd wish lion-all d lion in world be female except me.
The rabbit grinned, vroomed on his bike n shouted his 3rd wish,
.
.
.
"Make this lion Gay."

My highest speed is 30 words per minute am still a learner though....

Na wa ooo.... Obasanjo sef.... Several houses should have been built on this lands For the poor and homeless.. So obasanjo and daniels value pig rearing to human live and well being

No problem.... Friend

List of barcelona up comming friendly matches.........................Hamburg vs barcelona
27/07/2012
Raja club athletic vs barcelona
28/07/2012
Barcelona vs Espanyol
31/07/2012
Barcelona vs Sampdoria
20/08/2012
PSG vs Barcelona
04/08/2012
Man united vs Barcelona
08/08/2012
Dinamo vs Barcelona
11/08/2012...which do you think is the hardest of all...

Mancity preseason struggles continues with a goaless draw against lowly dynamo dresden.... Can they retain the premier league

Its seems that the seria A league is losing its quality, i might as well call it a selling league..... Ibrahimovic,veratti,balotelli,lucio,nesta,silva and a host of others have been drawn out of this league to other clubs most especially PSG.... Soon the psg team will comprise of an all italian starting eleven team

Any football manager and fifa 13 games for nokia C3 please?

@zoedicus.... U need ps2 cheat for which game?

No i cant deliver it... But if you re staying at lagos then you can go computer village or Alaba international market

Good president,,,, he is doing his best, unlike his wife who is a subject of ridicule, with all her grammatical blunders.... Anyway she is still our first lady.... Boko are rams please dont blow the DICON factory

Where do u stay

I dont think i can bro...

Lol.....they sure do

THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM NOLLYWOOD:....add
urs
1. An actress can wear the same hairdo for
more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, som1 must die....
3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually
touching them!
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting
a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/
sleeping with rich men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is
born evil.
8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except
death!
9. With a pastor... all things are possible.
10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same..
11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to
speak wrong phonetics.
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out, D
best place U take her 2 is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most
probably see an 'ex' while feedin each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative dat U ride
a donkey & carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly
clothes.
13. The police are extremely efficient unlike
their counterparts in real life...
14. Every problem u av is spiritual
15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it doesn't really
matter, ur head will be bandaged, same forur
legs.
16.When advertising a movie, u av to shout
cos people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has
to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and then slam
into a tree that wasn't there before...
18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to
do wit d movie, and other times wen you see
d title and the poster, U know it ALL.
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded
dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT
FOR PART 2...
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo
Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha...
lolz....... Am i right or right

Which of this games is better.... PES, REALFOOTBALL,FIFA.. I have played all of them both on mobiles and on PC... But i cant figure outt which is the best

Girl friend: honey, am pregnant. What do u want it to be
boyfriend: a joke

Boy: i like ur teeth
girl: *blushing* awww thanks dats so sweet
boy: they remind me of a song
girl: wat song
boy: black and yellow black and yellow

The awkward moment when u summit your exam sheet with your expo inside.

If you need game cheats for xbox, ps1,2,3.. E.t.c.... Ask here

*LOST A PEN* me: "i swear to god, i will beat the hell out of who" never mind i have found it... Carry on

i wonder why Noah didnt kill the mosquitoes when they were only two

pls tell me why do we need algebra in maths... Finding X is only useful if you are a pirate