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Crime / Re: PHOTO: Naija Soldier Praying Before Facing BH In Borno. by chidifyn(f): 5:55pm On Aug 05, 2015
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!




Even as I join them in kneeling and praying to God to help them win d battle
Romance / Re: How Can A Typical Naija Guy/babe Call Off A Relationship Without Been Rude? by chidifyn(f): 5:52pm On Aug 05, 2015
Guys be like "y didn't u pick my calls when I called? It's over between us!
Celebrities / Re: Lenny Kravitz Literally Rocked His Own Pants Off During A Festival Performance by chidifyn(f): 5:50pm On Aug 05, 2015
Nice show that ll be for d audience. The money they paid is not wasted! How I wish I was there..
NYSC / Re: We'll Do All Within Our Powers To Maintain Nysc-pmb by chidifyn(f): 5:46pm On Aug 05, 2015
Good one PMB, waiting for d new face of NYSC. Change is finally here!
Celebrities / Re: “I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God” – Stephanie Rose by chidifyn(f): 5:07pm On Aug 04, 2015
He'll he or she comes!!!





Bk to my biz of d day
Celebrities / Re: Mo’chedda Shows Off A Lot Of Leg In New Insta Snap! by chidifyn(f): 9:17am On Aug 03, 2015
nerodenero:
Are you a stammerer? grin
yes ooo,

Need to mk it clear for people way no know
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson And Cute Daughter Rocking Similar Outfit [PHOTO] by chidifyn(f): 9:13am On Aug 03, 2015
Old pix, the songs dedication pix some months ago.





That's y am not d ftc

tongue
Celebrities / Re: Mo’chedda Shows Off A Lot Of Leg In New Insta Snap! by chidifyn(f): 8:37am On Aug 03, 2015
Is it hotter than mine.....
Celebrities / Re: Mo’chedda Shows Off A Lot Of Leg In New Insta Snap! by chidifyn(f): 8:37am On Aug 03, 2015
Is it hotter than mine.....
Religion / Re: Anglican Church Sorry For ‘betrayal’ Of Bishop Ajayi Crowther by chidifyn(f): 8:35am On Aug 03, 2015
Apologies accepted







Rocking my ftc n dedicating it to bishop
Celebrities / Re: Kim K, Her Bump And Daughter Step Out In LA (photos) by chidifyn(f): 3:56am On Aug 03, 2015
OK seen!

Mk I hurry go open my boutique
Na there she dey come

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Travel / Re: Qatar Bans Nigerians Without Valid Polio Certificate by chidifyn(f): 3:53am On Aug 03, 2015
OK na! Make I book space go pick up my own certificate. Cos I no wan hear stories...












See ya for d next post
Politics / Re: Assets Declaration: Buhari, Osinbajo Yet To Complete Process by chidifyn(f): 5:28am On Aug 02, 2015
How can u say he's hiding, when baba is everywhere.






I don mk fc na Godwin




I hope to see this post on FP na Godwin




Everything I do this Aug na Godwin oo




Na Godwin......


Thanks

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Plane Crash Update: Bin Laden's 'stepmother And Sister Among Four Killed' by chidifyn(f): 8:28am On Aug 01, 2015
Nemesis is catching up with them. They ll all go down just as brother, father n son brought down d world trade Centre n plenty innocent lives....






Good morning folks




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CHIDIFYN in d house
Jokes Etc / Have A Laughable Day by chidifyn(f): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2015
A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class during the mid term, wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far. He decided to start from the last topic the previous teacher had taught, "Hello class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?"

There was a full minute of absolute silence. All the students just stared at him blankly. The teacher then pointed at the students in the front desk to answer the question. The students began responding.

Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just started this school last week."

John: "Sir the day the walls was broken, I didn't come to school, I swear"

MARY: "Sir I only passed by the walls of Jericho, I didn't even touch it, as it was already broken when I passed it."

Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had been broken, until you mentioned it now."

The teacher became so shocked and infuriated, "What!!!" He screamed. The Students began murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so mean.

The teacher, shocked by their ignorance, stormed to the principals office to tell him what happened. The principal kindly responded, "Sorry about that. You know how mischievous these JSS students can be? Always destroying things and later denying it. But be rest assured, this matter would be fully investigated. Just write down the total cost in fixing the said wall, and at the next PTA meeting the issue would be discussed"

Who is more stupid, the students or the principal? Have a lovely day
Celebrities / Re: OMG!!! Dead People Voted In Ohafia by chidifyn(f): 9:39am On Jul 30, 2015
Ohafia kwenu!!!





The corruption taya d dead, and they decided to let loose their Graves n came out not voted tala!!!!!





The return of willie willie, coming soon!!!!

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Education / Re: Who Can Solve This? by chidifyn(f): 8:18pm On Jul 29, 2015
I tried na!
Ngasky:
no solution @chidifyn no blabk among the options

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Education / Re: Who Can Solve This? by chidifyn(f): 8:03pm On Jul 29, 2015
I can say 15 + 15 + ()= 30
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This? by chidifyn(f): 8:02pm On Jul 29, 2015
INTROVERT:
easy
solve it
Properties / Re: New Duplex Buildings, Lands For Sale In Asaba And Port Harcourt by chidifyn(f): 7:58pm On Jul 29, 2015
Where is gra phase one in asaba grin
Romance / Re: Ways To Get Back Into Good Shape After Giving Birth (women) by chidifyn(f): 7:52pm On Jul 29, 2015
OK bit why is it that women that practice exclusive breastfeeding tends to add plenty weight?


Reason because they have to eat plenty to meet up d baby's demand. So it works for some n doesn't work for others.
Family / Re: 40-yr-old Mother Who Had Baby For 12-yr-old Boy Jailed by chidifyn(f): 7:49pm On Jul 29, 2015
Child abuse
Jokes Etc / Over -sea Things by chidifyn(f): 7:47pm On Jul 29, 2015
Is your boyfriend based in over-sea? Then this picture is for you....enjoy!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day. You Gon Laff Hard! by chidifyn(f): 7:43pm On Jul 29, 2015
Olodo raise to power 100...
Jobs/Vacancies / Audition by chidifyn(f): 7:39pm On Jul 29, 2015
Go to the next venue and get audited, who know u might be the next movie star. Go! And thank me later...

Education / Re: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by chidifyn(f): 1:51pm On Jul 29, 2015
6 - 1 x 0 + 2 / 2
BODMAS:
2/2= 1
1 x 0=0
6 - 0 + 1
BODMAS
6 - 1 =5
Answer is 5

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Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Oba Sijuwade Dies At 85 by chidifyn(f): 4:31am On Jul 29, 2015
What re d fate of his asoebi wives? Hope they ll still be together moving together?


Rip oba
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma's Husband Mistress Daniella Flaunts 2 Cars She Got 4rm Him(pics by chidifyn(f): 8:37pm On Jul 27, 2015
Qualer:


you don make me fall in love with your locks, chai!! ihedinma leeee!!!!
Tnx qualer
Politics / Re: PMB Says Nigeria Is Loosing Millions Of Dollars On Daily Basis by chidifyn(f): 5:05pm On Jul 27, 2015
Really!







OK na
Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Ride This Motorcycle - Pic by chidifyn(f): 11:35am On Jul 27, 2015
Fantastic ride
Celebrities / Re: What Is The Best Caption For This Photo Of Obama And Uhuru Kenyatta by chidifyn(f): 10:51am On Jul 27, 2015
Listen to me carefully, don't bring up that gay marriage issue here. We re not interested!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is About To Break World Record by chidifyn(f): 10:49am On Jul 27, 2015
OK sit belt crossed n locked, we r waiting

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