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Rap BattlesRe: Fastest Online Battle: Airmark Vs Khimwhite 11:30pm by Chrixsmithrock(m): 6:56am On Jan 16, 2013
khimwhyte: Still khimkiller the fools ripper/
I'l lace lines airmark's mouth coz all he does is "air wack talks"

I'l cut diz fuq wen i Switch-Blade cz he's a "BBitch-made.. Wit fists, i'l prolly "blow" lyk GRENADE"/
Wack niqqa aint win no brawl dat he's officially fightin an opponent/ so only "shot" diz DULL-VET took was wen he swallowed mo' balls than Basket BALL-NET//

I Fire-Him-with-Disses/ dat'l Tear-Him-in-Pieces.. But itz evident hiz "bullet's a dwarf married h0e" d way the "shot misses"/
Yeah.. quit-drop cz wit me u'l neva hit-top.. I'l Hang ya as$ up lyk chicken in meat-shop/ shot missess (short Mrs.) Digg

Ya NBT brawls were all bout wackness wen i checked-ya-lines/ so i'l stretch-ya-spine/ to leave u wit a lame "reCORD"/
Dat'l make u stop-rap, cz wen u drop-sharp, itz lyk "capentary job" the way you Make us bored// "wreck CORD", bored (WRECK-CORD, board)

I'l direct "shots to POST" dat'l "kill you on NET"/ niqqa save-ya- dribble, while you get popped lyk a major-pimple/
We BOTH "ARTISTs".. but wit DOPE FISTs, itz no news u'l neva draw/ artiste (artiste)..

Plus my hits-cold.. i smash and beat-foes/ i'l make-ya-team-bow so best take-a-kneel-h0e/
Cz i stay in beast mode when i "rip foes" ..//

So ask me who's wack on flow/ u'l neva see any win lyk brawls belonging to maestro../
You aint wiser/ bt if you think you drop "BOLDER" is only wen you "highlight" ya lines looser/

like a straw attached to c0cktail, ya "punch suck"/ so back off bbitch, ur ddopest dnt match my wackest ish/
And Next time you see me online, just "bounce" like guy-man/
Khimkiller
khim yha did weL....yha Line'Z 2 d0pe 4 hm 2 handle
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Chrixsmithrock(m): 10:25pm On Jan 14, 2013
grin
dj5naira: ...and I might just flog you with it.
haha....wiL Luv 2 taste dat 2 mawthed koboko of ur'Z...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Chrixsmithrock(m): 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2013
dj5naira: This aint no WWE page/ when I make these vulcanizers re-tyre . . . like Triple H/
Im Paul Levesque . . . but you triplets will fall/ in this thug of war/ if you 3 pull aitch/

Like Kratos, im no god of w.hore/ best you dawgs tuck yo tails b'tween legs when you meet this 'thug of war' !/

+ I Roger mistress after I carelessly caress/ clinical deliveries . . . you'd think I work with FedEx/
Up court, tennis lovers dub me Federer Express/
Never lost a cipher bout . . . smith vets in straight sets/

These Desperate Housewives . . . and they naggin' act/ always at loggerheads bitching/ within Perimeter dickriding/ round Circumference screamin' . . . like Area touts/

Even if they bash skull or bottle up beef in crates/ we still won't see 'em go head-to-head . . . like Mitt-Obama debate/

Wrestlers/ quick to run helter-skelter/ moment this Royal Rumble/
Legally preside case, no tussle/ over this guilty mammals . . . like a George of the Jungle/

Y'll can't see but I expose ya flaws, without any lapses/ cuz you niggas transparent . . . like Alex Fergie's glasses/

Got an ultra flow . . . heavy enough to quench firewalls!/
Im like Ryu . . . shootin' lyrical fire balls/ won't stop till I tire dolls/ and retire whores/
Rap midget . . . he wouldn't grow tall, even on bean diet course/

Have him beating 'black & blue' . . . like kits of baseball umpires/
What he'd be gettin' consistently from this playboy messiah/ cuz I only brawl with humans . . . and not vampires!/
0oops....br0 yha gat dah magik-stick
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Chrixsmithrock(m): 9:48am On Jan 12, 2013
¤CriticaL Line'Z¤



Ahv gunn tru stripper'Z bt ah stiL came awt in peace/piece. . .dwopin solid sh1t'z dat nt even yha niggi'Z cn flush it/floor sh1t. . .mah attitude iZ sewi0uLi mensturatin/men's treating so 4 naw ah dnt gve a phuckkk. . . Ahv eaten 2mush beef on fb so poking/porking wnt surprise mie...


Ah flow vehementLi raw lyk ahm smackin/S'mackin dix rap'ass down. . .no rule'Z so ah murder/mother dem 12cm each 2 gve birth 2 new offsprngs. . .no mor hectating so ah disfigure dea idea'Z/eye dea'Z. . .ahm da rap teacha ahm hea 2 teach yha how 2 lyricalli dot ur i'Z(eyes) nd cross yha T'Z(teeths). . .

Rap'ass claim dey sick bt in my own case ahm sicker dan a sickler stiL yet ahm nt iLL. . .coZ ah burst in2 ur domaintary anihw jux lyk resident eviLL. . .mah line'Z kip ur eye'Z twixted lyk d MARY-GOES-ROUND. . .nd naw mah hart beats fasta dan dj KAY-DOES-SOUND'z. . .


Emcee'Z said ah shLd twixt mah attidude bt I-DID-AS/ADIDAS dey said. . .ah brng forth da coffin/cough-inn so 2 rest dea Line'Z r Laid. . .riifle'z passin by hea nd dea lyk we actin most wanted. . .jux lyk rhymes myn iz d mst slanted. . .


Awt of grave nd naw 2 d street mah line'Z hiphop/hip-hup 4rm 1pLc 2 anoda. . .lyk bird'Z hunting 4 anaconda. . .so yha beta stay calm b4 u turn arachnida. . .nd strt actin lyk undiluted acid insyd d bo2 of mirinda. . .


It'Zurb0i chrix nd ah reP R-O-C KAY...
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Chrixsmithrock(m): 6:34am On Jan 10, 2013
e-Iceberg:
wah d BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! u gees behaving lyk babies mayne! KHIM good thought, instead of flooding d flow for rank thread wit beefs, dey shuld do it here, who is in favour say PHUCK!
br0 ahm in favour so PHUCCCCCCKKKK
Rap BattlesRe: Comprehensive List : Nairaland Rap Battles Voters/ Judges by Chrixsmithrock(m): 6:10am On Jan 10, 2013
Ahm aLso iNn.....if una go go mk mie d accurate tym kepa dn no probz
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Chrixsmithrock(m): 10:22pm On Dec 10, 2012
cool 9ze 1 sleak.....thumbz awp^...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Chrixsmithrock(m): 5:58pm On Dec 10, 2012
Lemme drop sum line'z Ahm inn so chck it mathematically u'll knw INDISCES(IN-THIS-IS)
/Ah kip revolvin 360 makin u dawgie'z muv in a mary-go-round coz sooner or later mah hart beats wil b steady-so-sound
/singly dowin mah stuffs ah aint buyin ideas 4rm yha RAPPERS(RAP-ASS)
/mah line'z alway'z chase yha nigga'z dey r jux lyk a nomadic mechanic lookin 4 hz CATTLES(CAR-TOOLS)
/ah kip WATCHIN(WAR'CHIN) yha nigga'z lyk ahm in a cinema rum organizin a play so amma teach yha hw 2 skip mistakes
/spit so roughly mah linez r alway'z twisted nd cn confuse yha nigga'z lyk we partyin in d tower of BABEL(BAR'BELL)
/mah flows r so sick bt dey r bolder dan yha courage dey cn escort a dead man 2 hz COFFIN(COUGH-INN)
/hataz on a mission 2 kip beatin arnd d bush jux lyk dey embarkin on a fowl-play so ah kip dribblin lyk ahm in a field makin bar-flows
/no legal biznez so let'z tlk illegally coz ahm makin mor waves dan d storm is bringin regularly........

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