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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 5:30pm On Jul 18, 2016

amyvals:
lol, if you say so unizik banking and finance 2015 akwa-ibom, Lagos and portharcourt

imagine! She is even from my alma mata. . Have you checked your name at nysc unit DSA?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 5:00pm On Jul 18, 2016

amyvals, wouldn't you mind introducing yourself here.

That your tender face though

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 4:57pm On Jul 18, 2016

yormee:
hehehe...like that year wey everybody jus dey chop ban like sugarcane. Na to dey shy away from mentioning guests now oo

A swear, even mentioning Titanium38 scared me like snake then

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 4:50pm On Jul 18, 2016

Titanium38:
And hes getting naughtier and naughtier by the day. Rebe what have you done to this priest

Don't worry she did notn, even if she do it won't affect the priest. E tere m mmanu ighotago!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 4:45pm On Jul 18, 2016

yormee:
This ur Igbo mind ehn...

BTW, me too chop ban oh! Abi u go quote that Keld.ceo10 guy ne?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 4:44pm On Jul 18, 2016

yormee:
This ur Igbo mind ehn...

BTW, me too chop ban oh! Abi u go quote that Keld.ceo10 guy ne?

lol, economy is bad. Okechukwu buhari is not helping matters too.

.

Is that guy a winch huh

Which kind of virus is that biko

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 4:37pm On Jul 18, 2016

yormee:
*Leaves bible on the floor, reverses, runs after him with ....*

*runs towards the bible, picks it and put it inside the offering box, continues running.
To be auctioned later cheesy

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Meanwhile, the mod that just banned me is still sleeping on top of a rickety bike on lagos-Ibadan expressway

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:07am On May 08, 2016

ChuxMyk002:
I don taste am finally.
Cc
Y.orme
Ju.stified10
Dr.eamcome2ru
iyk.e1989
chu.master
Tita.nium38
And all concerned.
I dey feel like one bad nigga now.
I can't remember the last time I was this excited.

you will soon regret it

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:05am On May 08, 2016

yorme:
*wakes at the sight of zip opening*
Shii mhen! I ain't fainting no more fa! Next time, pour me juice instead... five alive, preferably!

longer throat, five alive ko, seven dead ni

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 11:27pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
*faints* How do I introduce maself to my in-laws in the East fa? FvckerLanre?? Hell no! Bae, coman hear this oh!

*faints again*

lolz...*pours him water, urinate on him* pls wake

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:36pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Ola means wealth.

Like Olachumaster!

Hmmm,
it means fvcker in Igbo,
ie olatunde becomes Tunde fvcker, olabisi becomes bisi fvcker....... cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:34pm On May 07, 2016

Titanium38:
No wahala.. If na for only this night..

it does not matter, **Falls comfortably on my bed*

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:31pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Ta! Abomination! Nightmare fa!

hehehehe, na for only this night

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:07pm On May 07, 2016

Titanium38:
Lolz..

Goodnight everyone

goodnight, dream of me

atleast this night only

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 10:05pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Then I'll be the next Olajumoke!

what is the meaning of 'Ola' in yoruba sef? Cos it means something else in Igbo cheesy

.StarryV, Kapable75, chuxmyk, even Titanium38 know what am saying wink

. I see names like Ola-bisi, Ola-banjo, ola-niyi, Ola-dipo, ola-tunde, ola-wumi.....

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:52pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Or Goodluck Jonathan!

case closed!!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:51pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Lol. Shebi that's if he notices the "new" glitches. He might not notice until someone informs him. That's why I stylishly mentioned his name in the earlier posts

pray he don't catch you

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:48pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:

She and Novarae need to answer that question.

next you will mention Ben Bruce, smh for u

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:35pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
"Hopefully" fa! I doubt if Seun often review his codes sha... I really can't say. Especially how they function...Quite difficult to manage for an established and busy forum like this. Only programmers/analysts understands this.

what happens to back-up before making changes. One can jejely switch back while finding solutions.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:32pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Titanium38, ngbo? Na true? I hear say una whites no dey run at the face of death!

is she a whiteman huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:23pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Hehehe! I sure say the priest don resort to fate ne! Else...

I dnt think he will, white people dnt do that way wink

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:19pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
I believe it's the spam bot. Probably Seun modified it lately, but ended having some glitches.

My best assumption.

that's what I think. they should make appropriate changes abeg. they are dulling this thread

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:16pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Me, I know na. *in 2baba's voice* Nobody wan die buh they wan go heaven!

He Knows Nigerians wella grin

.
I remember when I stayed in Bauchi, we were in the church on goodfriday evening forming Christ's disciples when a tree branch broke and fell on top of a zinc of a security house. Omo, it was only the parish priest *a scottish* that did not run.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:07pm On May 07, 2016

justified10:
gud evening all..

i welcome all new members to Graceland.

as d president of "banners club of Graceland", I welcome chumaste.r1 into d club.

yorm.e , how market?

yoki.t , o.gbeche77 , c.razyMan ..are u pple ghosts or what?

hehehe
On a serious note, why can't I mention our citizens list again without being banned huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 9:03pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
VeePee R.uthobaz, you too want the ban bah? Oya, have it by doing the quoted below!
Let's see what happens next!

C.humaster1, just dey watch am oh!

she will not do it

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 8:47pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Lol. My day was dry oh... like ijebu garri!

then keep adding water to it na, it's to your advantage. The garri no go finish I tell you

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 8:44pm On May 07, 2016

ruthobaz:

Not at all. He's been busy, that's all.

How this ban be self? I for like know oh [quote author

keep shinning ur 32 until they remember you. Then you'l know that atiilogwu is a dance of the spirits

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 8:41pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
...just in case, bah?

****
Keep dancing oo... See as the mod wey go ban you just dey look you dey smile

he should keep looking until his neck breaks

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 7:56pm On May 07, 2016

I am a Nacossite, these mod don't know that.
I have plenty email addresses such that I have forgotten some, so registering a new moniker isn't a big deal to me. If una like ban this one too, I've already registered chumaster2 as well. Nonsense!
.
Ruthobaz goodevening joor, pressy now spends less time here. I hope there's no problem?
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****new page, dancing 'jagaban'
dedicated to my one and only brother. Wishes him quick recovery from malaria

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster1: 5:02pm On May 07, 2016

yorme:
Oops! Abi that guy moniker too dey inside the list ne?

E no dey there at all

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