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Cutehector:
she dey sell market na.. Whch oda name wey u wan hear again..

you mean runs girl?

sinaj:
b4 wnt u giv her money

money before sex? why before sex?

Cutehector:
Market woman

call the real name na.

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] cassava plantation [/size]

are you serious?

RoyalBlak007:
A girlfriend in need

in need only before sex?

please, tell me what you will call that girl that wants you to give her money before sex? what do you think that girl is?

is she regaining her senses now?

geoworldedu:
We are for GMB!!! Sai Baba!

ABOUT THE THREAD

This thread is aimed at fishing out all the TANOIDS who made different comments before the 2015 presidential elections. This is SEASON 4 of the FUNNY TANOID EDITION

Season 1 was created by OTEMANUDUNO, an ardent GMB supporter who confessed that he opened the thread because HE ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY FOR GMB, but since he couldn't Trek to Abuja from Lagos or Yola, he will rather do this till May 29.

Season 2 was created by Abduljabbar4, another ardent GMB faithful. He is one funny guy you will like to meet

Season 3 was created by Otemanuduno again. It was such an interesting thread.

AND HERE IS SEASON 4

Pls Tanoids, you are invited to bless this thread for us.

I call on any of the following HEAVYWEIGHT tanoids to bless this thread before activity begins:

Barcanista, temitemi1, kanwuliajara, severussnape, truth234, cityguy, JustCalMeBoss, EUROBOMBER, ShowYourCertificate, ichidodo or iiichidodo or texcoco, BROKENTV, MightyD, myhoodlink, fuckerholic, phockphockman, TheSonOfMark, Mogidi, Khassy, Oremusanctus, AndreRose, israeliAIRFORCE, boujaye, Jakumo, CR77, Truckpusher, Clevvermind, ozoigbondu or ozigbondu, etc.

Or any of these LIGHTWEIGHT TANOIDS can fall in too:

R2bees, Rasputinn, teufelein, quid, ifyan, obaiyski, sufido123, takim107, patpaul, babasanti, luggy, exxell, jamace, etc.

we would see what buhari can do.

TrishaP:
You'll be taken for granted when you do that always.

exactly.

TrishaP:
That is called stupid in love.

that is why i don't want to practice stupid love.

which kind of thread is this?

some guys even wash their babes' underwear. isn't it an appalling sight?

dechandel:
Slaves?? How?
Washing and kissing of feets?
Wiping of ass??
Even these can't be classified with slaves, so op can you kindly specify further?

is your guy doing these for you? do you order your guy around?

prettythicksme:
if i hear

hear what? you think i'm joking?

marshalcarter:
Had it been you put 'all'
I would have your head for dinner
Buh you put ''sum''



Me no take sh*tty trash from any pomo

i don't do that mistake. it is definitely not all guys. person like me put girls on their knees.

chibwike:
where have you been?

i'm very busy these days.

agarawu23:
'"some guys" not all


I don't take shiit from ladies

also me. i don't take any nonsense from babes. no girl can take me for a ride. i know myself.

i don't know what is wrong with some guys when they are with their babes. their babes just order them around like slaves. some guys are just like zombie when they appear before their babes. their babes will just be using them as toys. some babes have turned their boyfriend to their slave. some guys cant even say no to their girlfriend even when they are asking for the wrong things. some guys are just like a common slave to their girlfriend. even some guys on this forum behave like that before some small girls here in the name of love. opening threads for those small girls, hence making them feel on top of the world with pride.

why are some guys even like that? is it charm those babes are using on them?

i just laugh.

from south west again? no wahala, we know dem before.

funny guys everywhere.

what if chelsea lose 3 match now?

itetemi:
which war, abeg go siddon. if the election is fraudulent, it will be cancelled. Nigeria is bigger than anyone, not even president jonathan, not to talk of one thug.

let them try it and see what will come out of it.

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
The so-called international community bodies that are only calling for cancellation of election in Rivers and Akwa Ibom states should go and hide their heads in shame.

I guess it is the APC media consultant that is pulling these stunts abi? I guess they are interested in OIL MONEY? so APC must control Rivers state?

This so called international community bodies should be ashamed of themselves when kids before their very own eyes came out to vote in the streets of kano and kaduna yet they refused to call for cancellation in the north or have they not noticed the massive rigging going on in imo state or the killings that is going on in gombe as we speak. How about lagos yesterday? Na only rivers dem go see.

Well, let me bring to the notice of you all, the winning of saturday has nothing to do with Mr Wike as a candidate. It is a protest vote towards Gov Ameachi's betrayal, So if you like conduct elections 20 times with or without Wike,PDP will win that state.

Dakuku Peterside is a good man and Rivers people love him so much but sorry for him that he found himself in the wrong party at the wrong time. APC will never last in the Niger Delta or South-East even if they like they should control 30states.The people of Niger-Delta and South East will never support them. Let Adams Oshiomole finish his term then you will see how Edo people will reject APC too. Mtchewwwww.

nice.

nothing will happen. Wike has won the election and so be it. stop crying like a baby.

Jorussia:
Using militants to intimidate voters,should be condemned by all well meaning Nigerians including you,expect you are a militant and a killer also.when i watched on STV how a guy was openly displaying a pistol and the policemen who were armed with riffles, i wept for rivers, By the grace of God that thug called wike will not last up to six months as governor of rivers.He is a threat to Nigeria's nascent democracy.

buhari will not last too. watch out.

m1500:
How are the mighty fallen?? Gov. Amaechi used to be the darling of all but somewhere along the line he abandoned Rivers people and the state itself for trivialities that would have been better managed. Granted, there may be some skirmishes recorded in the State but the truth is that Rivers people have rejected Amaechi and anybody attached to him under any guise. That said, the tribunal will do its work but I believe that even if the election is annulled and re-contested free and fair; PDP will still carry the day.

The margin will even be wider than what we have now. wike is the man we want. war will break out if apc do anything stupid. we are watching. the whole election must be cancelled for peace to reign if not, there will be another civil war.

Jorussia:
One thing i know for sure,is that That supposedly held election in rivers state WILL definitely be nullified by the tribunal.If wike is really very popular as you guys wants to make look here online, why did employ the services of militants to intimidate voters? with mama no longer at the Federal, whether Wike or his sycophants like it or not ,under GMB as president of Nigeria, Rivers MUST BE AN APC state. All federal mights will be deployed the state, and APC MUST WIN IN rivers Either by hook or crook and heavens will not fall.

we shall see then.