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RomanceCareer Woman Vs Submissive Wife: Breaking The Silence by cocolacec(op): 12:23pm On Jan 07
In this unapologetic spoken word, I address the often romanticized idea of submission in Muslim communities—and why it doesn’t reflect the reality many women live.

Can you truly be submissive and independent? What does Surah An-Nisa really say about qawwam? Is submission a divine duty or a cultural expectation?

This video is for every woman who’s been guilt-tripped, silenced, or made to feel “too much” for wanting to stand on her own feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zdz_vSN4js?si=V_9XGtq4PlKw6iLOj
Foreign AffairsRe: We Will Run The Country For Now, Sell Venezuelan Oil - Donald Trump by cocolacec(m): 6:52am On Jan 04
cocolacec:
Like they maintained peace in Iraq,Libya and Afghanistan.
Foreign AffairsRe: We Will Run The Country For Now, Sell Venezuelan Oil - Donald Trump by cocolacec(m): 6:51am On Jan 04
LeeSmart:
Well oga fergie001 their vice president has already been sworn in....... sources in Venezuela are now saying that maduro's close circle sold him out (the military to be specific).
Like tgey maintained peace in Iraq,Libya and Afghanistan.
PhonesRe: Top 30 Lagos Emergency Numbers You Should Know by cocolacec(op): 1:16pm On Dec 31, 2025
Lagos State Govt launches distress call services for emergency situations


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOKyE2pnbk

LASHMA-AID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn1M_Q0SyV4
PhonesTop 30 Lagos Emergency Numbers You Should Know by cocolacec(op): 1:08pm On Dec 31, 2025
TOP 30 LAGOS EMERGENCY NUMBERS YOU SHOULD KNOW By Paul

Lagos is one of the busiest cities in Nigeria, with millions of people commuting, working, and living side by side. With this level of activity comes a higher chance of incidents; road accidents, medical issues, security threats, and more.

Thankfully, Lagos has several emergency services ready to respond at any time. However, many people don’t know which number to call or haven’t saved the right contacts. In critical situations, this lack of information can delay help.

To make sure you’re better prepared, we’ve compiled a list of verified Lagos emergency numbers you should save if you live in or move around Lagos.

1. LAGOS STATE EMERGENCY RESPONSE SERVICE/DISTRESS CALL
Phone: 767 or 112 (Toll-Free)


Service: This is an emergency number in Lagos that operates 24/7 for reporting of emergencies. It connects callers to police, fire, ambulance, and other emergency agencies. Ensures prompt assistance to safeguard lives and property across Lagos State.

2. EMERGENCY RESPONSE AFRICA (ERA)
Phone: 0 80002255372 (Toll Free)


Service: This is a private emergency number in Lagos that offers rapid medical response services, including ambulance dispatch and on-site private emergency service across Lagos. They coordinate with local responders for immediate assistance and transportation to healthcare facilities.

3. LAGOS STATE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY (LASEMA)
Phone: 112, 767, 08022887777, 08022883678,


Service: This Lagos emergency number coordinates emergency response across the state. It is an emergency service in Lagos that manages disasters like fire outbreaks, floods, and building collapses.

4. LAGOS STATE AMBULANCE SERVICE (LASAMBUS)
Phone: 112, 767, 08022887788, 01-7930490, 01-7413744, 01-7639939


Service: LASAMBUS is the ambulance service arm of LASEMA, responding to medical emergencies like accidents or sudden illness.

5. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY (NEMA)
Phone: 0800-CALL-NEMA (toll-free), 0800 22 55 63 62


Service: Coordinates disaster response at the federal level. Supports rescue and relief efforts during large-scale emergencies like floods, building collapses, and accidents.

6. LAGOS STATE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY (LASEPA)
Phone: 08033060452


Service: The emergency phone number in Lagos handles environmental complaints like noise pollution, air and water contamination, and hazardous waste. Works to enforce environmental laws and protect public health.

7. LAGOS STATE WATER CORPORATION
Phone: 07045973012 (Customer care)


Service: Manages clean water supply in Lagos. Call to report burst pipes, leaks, water shortages, or unsafe water supply in your area.

8. LAGOS STATE INFRASTRUCTURE MAINTENANCE AND REGULATORY AGENCY (LASIMRA)
Phone: 08000LASIMRA


Service: Regulates and monitors utility infrastructure like cables, masts, and pipelines to ensure safety and reduce hazards. Call to report exposed wires, unsafe telecom installations, or damaged infrastructure.

9. LAGOS STATE PHYSICAL PLANNING PERMIT AUTHORITY (LASPPDA)
Phone: 01-5931947, 01-4933658, 01-4931940, 01-7630854


Service: Regulates building permits and ensures safe structural development. In cases of building collapse or structural emergencies, they work with emergency responders to assess damage, investigate causes, and prevent future disasters through strict planning laws.

10. NIGERIA POLICE (LAGOS COMMAND)
Phone: 08033011052, 08056250710, 08033183477


Service: Respond to crimes, disturbances, and other security threats. They maintain public order, protect citizens, and investigate incidents. Dial these numbers to report theft, violence, or any threat to lives and property.

11. OFFICE OF PUBLIC DEFENDER (OPD – PUBLIC COMPLAINTS)
Phone: 767, 199, 112, 07080601080 (Toll Free)


Service: Offers free legal support to Lagos residents, especially vulnerable groups. Call for issues related to abuse, human rights violations, or legal disputes.

12. RADIO LAGOS (NEWS ALERT)
Phone: 01-7267611


Service: Radio Lagos disseminates real-time information and updates on emergencies, public service announcements, and breaking news. They serve as a crucial communication link, helping coordinate swift responses when urgent broadcasts are needed.

13. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE RESPONSE TEAM (DSVRT)
Phone: 09167802222


Service: This emergency number works in Lagos to handle cases like domestic violence, sexual, and gender-based violence through counseling, legal support, and emergency protection. They coordinate with law enforcement and social services to ensure victims’ safety and pursue justice.

14. RAPID RESPONSE SQUAD (RRS)
Phone: 07055350249, 07035068242, 08069702133


Service: RRS provides quick intervention and tactical support to fight crime and protect life and property. Operating under the Lagos State Police Command, they respond to distress calls, patrol high-risk areas, and assist other agencies.

15. LAGOS STATE TRAFFIC MANAGEMENT AUTHORITY (LASTMA)
Phone: 08075005411, 08023111742, 08077551000


Service: This emergency number in Lagos regulates and controls traffic to reduce congestion, accidents, and road offenses. They also collaborate with emergency responders to clear crash sites quickly, ensuring smoother traffic flow and public safety.

16. LAGOS STATE WASTE MANAGEMENT AUTHORITY (LAWMA)
Phone: 080000LAWMA (08000052962), 07080601020 or 617


Service: Handles waste management and keeps Lagos clean. In emergencies (like blocked roads due to refuse or hazardous waste spills), they promptly remove waste, sanitize affected areas, and coordinate with relevant agencies to restore safety.

17. LAGOS INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE (LIRS)
Phone: 08033033121,08033047270,01-4979030-4


Service: LIRS administers tax and revenue collection. While not a typical emergency agency, timely revenue ensures government funding for emergency services. They also assist businesses facing compliance challenges and may offer supportive measures in disaster-affected zones.

18. MOTOR VEHICLE ADMINISTRATION AGENCY (MVAA)
Phone: 08023276869, 08023040187


Service: MVAA handles vehicle licensing, registration, and documentation. During emergencies, they assist with identifying vehicles, processing urgent permits, and verifying official vehicle data to support traffic or rescue operations.

19. BUS RAPID TRANSIT (BRT) – LAGOS METROPOLITAN AREA TRANSPORT AUTHORITY (LAMATA)
Phone: 08023146096


Service: Manages BRT operations across Lagos. Call to report issues with BRT buses, lost items, or commuter complaints.

20. CITIZENS MEDIATION CENTER
Phone: 08023128837, 07055003863


Service: Offers free conflict resolution and mediation services. Helps settle disputes without going to court, including family, landlord-tenant, or neighbor issues.

21. EMERGENCY FLOOD ABATEMENT GANG (EFAG) FOR FLOODING/BLOCKED DRAINAGE
Phone: 08102553775


Service: EFAG responds to flooding and blocked drainage complaints. They clear clogged waterways, construct drainage solutions, and mitigate the impact of heavy rainfall.

22. ENVIRONMENTAL MONITORING (MINISTRY OF THE ENVIRONMENT)
Phone: 08102553775


Service: The Environmental Monitoring Unit oversees waste, pollution, and hygiene. They conduct inspections, respond to health-related emergencies, and collaborate with agencies like LASEPA to ensure a safe, clean environment.

23. ENVIRONMENTAL & SPECIAL OFFENCES TASK FORCE
Phone: 767, 112, 08089705008


Service: This task force combats environmental crimes, illegal street trading, and other infractions. They uphold regulations to prevent hazards like blocked roads or illegal dumping, working alongside LAWMA, LASTMA, and the police when enforcing compliance.

24. FIRE AND SAFETY SERVICES (LAGOS STATE FIRE SERVICE)
Phone: 112, 767, 01 728 0502


Service: Responds to fire outbreaks, rescue operations, and safety emergencies. Operates fire stations across Lagos and provides fire prevention education.

25. HEALTH FACILITY MONITORING AND ACCREDITATION AGENCY (HEFAMAA)
Phone: 09015637023, 09057273396, 08104168588, 08172704228


Service: Inspects, licenses, regulates and monitors health facilities to ensure compliance with standards. Call to report unlicensed hospitals, poor healthcare services, or unsafe medical practices.

26. LAGOS STATE PUBLIC WORKS CORPORATION (LSPWC)
Phone: 07098107021, 07023326147, 08190409880


Service: Handles road maintenance, pothole repairs, and infrastructure upgrades across Lagos. Call to report damaged roads or infrastructure concerns.

27. NATIONAL AGENCY FOR FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION AND CONTROL (NAFDAC)
Phone: 0800-1-NAFDAC (0800-1-623322), 09097630506, 09097630507


Service: Ensures safety and quality of food, drugs, cosmetics, and medical devices. Call to report counterfeit or unsafe products.

28. LAGOS STATE SAFETY COMMISSION
Phone: 08181002233


Service: The commission sets and enforces safety standards in public and private establishments. They inspect workplaces, manage safety audits, and advise on risk reduction. Their oversight helps prevent accidents and creates safer environments for Lagos residents.

29. NIGERIAN UPSTREAM PETROLEUM REGULATORY COMMISSION (NUPRC)
Phone: 08123805966


Service: Regulates upstream oil and gas operations in Nigeria. Call to report issues related to oil drilling, exploration, spills, or unsafe petroleum activities affecting communities or the environment.

30. FEDERAL ROAD SAFETY CORPS (FRSC)
Phone: 122 (Toll Free)


Service: FRSC oversees road safety and enforces traffic regulations. Call 122 to report accidents, reckless driving, or request roadside assistance. They also coordinate emergency response to help reduce accidents and improve safety on Nigerian roads.

Note: Some helplines or agency numbers may change over time. If a listed number is unreachable, please try the general emergency numbers (112 or 767) or consult official Lagos State government resources for updates.

FINAL THOUGHTS
Being proactive means being protected. Preparedness truly saves lives. Saving these Lagos emergency numbers now can make all the difference during a crisis. Whether it’s a road accident, health emergency, or flood alert, knowing who to call ensures faster help and better outcomes.

At Emergency Response Africa, we believe that fast access to emergency help should be easy and reliable. By saving these numbers now, you’re one step closer to getting the right help when it matters most. Don’t wait for a crisis, stay ready, stay safe.
https://emergencyresponseafrica.com/top-30-lagos-emergency-numbers-you-should-know/
PropertiesRe: I Found These Symbols On The Walls Of My New House, Does Anyone Recognise Them? by cocolacec(m): 9:01pm On Dec 28, 2025
Mrexcell:
Looks like Islamic arabic symbols.
It looks nothing like an Arabic symbol.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Should Keep His Tax In The South, Arewa Will Never Pay It - Sheikh Alkali by cocolacec(m): 5:44pm On Dec 28, 2025
No FG allocation for the North f they dont pay tax.No monkey go work for baboons to chop.
RomanceRe: Women Cheat More, They Are Just More Discreet” — Toke Makinwa Sparks Debate by cocolacec(m):
phosky:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/12/28/toke-makinwa-women-cheat-more-discreet/
Olosho should stop speaking for women generally.People like Toke are never loyal to anyone but the bag.Olosho always think others are oloshos like her.
Christianity EtcThe Way Down: God, Greed and the Cult of Gwen Shamblin by cocolacec(op): 8:01am On Dec 26, 2025
Discover the controversial story of Gwen Shamblin, the founder of Weigh Down Workshop and Remnant Fellowship. This gripping tale unravels the dark side of her rise to fame, as she blended weight loss advice with religion, attracting millions of followers. From alleged cult-like practices and claims of blasphemy to accusations of financial control and abusive teachings, the narrative sheds light on the devastating impact she had on the lives of her followers. Explore the cautionary tale of a charismatic leader who preyed on vulnerabilities, exposing the dangers of false prophets and the pursuit of power.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aupEwTeJrAM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2IsMyH1Lwo
PoliticsRe: NIN, CAC Numbers To Serve As Tax IDs From 2026 — FIRS by cocolacec(m): 4:43pm On Dec 23, 2025
Omoesu:
May his lordship accept our burnt offerings!
grin
PoliticsRe: NIN, CAC Numbers To Serve As Tax IDs From 2026 — FIRS by cocolacec(m): 2:14pm On Dec 23, 2025
treasurenat:
I hope those people that are supporting APC or Tinubu will not pay tax .We are too gullible in this country ,the politicians used tribe, religion, political party to separate us and to fight ourselves but they are jointed together for enjoyment while we the masses jointed together to suffer together,here nobody will shout I am this or that,or I support this or that
Taxation is a civic duty of eVery citizen in every nation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ib7GAMufvk
PoliticsRe: NIN, CAC Numbers To Serve As Tax IDs From 2026 — FIRS by cocolacec(m): 2:09pm On Dec 23, 2025
Operation pay your tithe,First fruit and dangerous offerings to Baba Government for a prosperous Nigeria. grin
Christianity EtcReligious Lies Keeping Many Ladies Single || Rev (dr.) Sam Oye by cocolacec(op): 1:29pm On Dec 22, 2025
Many ladies have believed a religious lie- that “waiting” means doing nothing until a man shows up. In this eye-opening message, Rev. Sam Oye exposes how that mindset keeps women single for years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21dWhqeNdY4
FamilyRe: Women In Your 30's & 40's, What Advice Will You Give To A 20 Year Old Wom Today? by cocolacec(m):
bigdawg7:
Single mothers are a menace to the society
The useless men who made them single mother are a cancer to the society.Wonen must deal with men the way men deal with women.
RomanceRe: I Now Worry About My Two Sisters Who Will Hit 29 & 30 Next Year by cocolacec(m): 5:19pm On Dec 20, 2025
NiRfreak:
Who also get worried and hopes his sisters gets married off the street to a good man in no distant time? And not suffer the dreaded husband search syndrome of 30+ ladies.. Imagine that your innocent god fearing little sister

Omo how time flies, those sweet little sisters of 16, 17 of yesterday are now hitting 30. Looks unreal. Already graduates, one has Msc

Although they are doing well job wise for themselves paying their own bills, but I see myself praying for them to get good husband. Am I the only one having this feeling as a brother. More like I've started counting time for them.
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God abeg o, favour my sisters, They are too young for husband wahala abeg. Even at 29/30 , in my eyes they still feel young and naive.
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Matchmake with your friends or boys from good background in your area.Good men are hard to find these days.
PoliticsRe: Senate confirms Appointment Of All 64 Ambassadorial Nominees by cocolacec(m): 4:24pm On Dec 18, 2025
yarimo:
Reno omokri new ambassador to Finland grin if you know you know grin
Theere is no Embassy in Finland.The Nigerian Embassy in Sweden serves the Scandinavian countries(Denmark,Iceland,Norway and Finland).
HealthChinese Billionaires Are Mass Producing Babies Via Surrogacy In The U.S. by cocolacec(op): 11:56am On Dec 17, 2025
A bizarre and deeply controversial story from the United States is sparking global debate. A Chinese gaming billionaire has been accused of fathering more than 100 children through surrogacy, with some claims suggesting the number could exceed 300. The revelations have raised serious questions about the ethics of surrogacy, the influence of extreme wealth, and how power may be reshaping ideas of parenthood in the modern world.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYbGPnD7_Cs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNb9dCLhlv4
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by cocolacec(m): 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2025
RomanceRe: Latvia: Women Now Outnumbering Men by cocolacec(m): 10:35pm On Dec 15, 2025
Walezy2020:
It's all over the world okay
They ahould seek spouses in Sweden,China and India with greater number of men than women.
PoliticsRe: In Lagos, People Sell Lands Just To Throw Party by cocolacec(m):
They sell the land on canals and drainage for mugus to buy.
PoliticsRe: Failed Coup: Benin Opposition Party Knocks Macron, Nigeria by cocolacec(m): 6:17pm On Dec 12, 2025
Russian vs France /Nigeria fight
CrimeRe: Two Dutch Brothers Murder Their Sister In Honor Killing. by cocolacec(m): 6:39pm On Dec 01, 2025
lotkyes200:
Islam and many evil haaa
It is a cultural tging in Asia.Hindus do it too.
RomanceRe: This Girl Done Chop Suya And Hot Indomie Finish She Still Get Mind (photo) by cocolacec(m): 4:19pm On Nov 28, 2025
Freshtruth:
She just shop hot indomie and suya finish she still get mind dey press phone her mind no suppose tell her she supposed enter room pull clothes. How I wan take start this big convincing work like this?
Werey because of suya and Indomie you believe you get right over a woman's paradise.The girl cheap pass anything She is not suppose to eat at your house in the first place.
PoliticsRe: Pastors And Imams Must Pay Tax On Salaries – Oyedele by cocolacec(m): 10:57am On Nov 27, 2025
vicfajeze:
All animals are equal,but some are more equal than others
All humans are equal in the eyes of God.we are not on Animal farm.
PoliticsRe: Pastors And Imams Must Pay Tax On Salaries – Oyedele by cocolacec(m): 8:35pm On Nov 26, 2025
vicfajeze:
Wahala go bust ooo,wetin concern imam and Pastors for this matter?Dem be men of God
We are all Men and Women of God.
PoliticsRe: Pastors And Imams Must Pay Tax On Salaries – Oyedele by cocolacec(m): 7:19am On Nov 25, 2025
nwirinedu:
I was expecting him to say bandits will pay tax too, what an idiot
Ofcourse every Nigerian will pay legal or illegal money he no concern Oyedele.Olosho,yahoo must pay too.
PoliticsRe: Pastors And Imams Must Pay Tax On Salaries – Oyedele by cocolacec(m): 7:18am On Nov 25, 2025
Tinubu government will be the eichest in Nigeria's history.Wise govt going for the deep pockets.
FamilyRe: Brother Wants Sister To Take Care Of The Five Kids His Wife Left Behind by cocolacec(m): 3:27pm On Nov 24, 2025
Coder2Client:
But his wife is wicked o. I always see women fight for the custody of their children but this one just left without looking back.
it is high time women start dumping children for their fathers in case of a divorce.We need to eradicate the epidemic of single mothers and give a rise to singe fathers.Men have more resources to cater for children in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Haven’t Seen My Child Since Yesterday—CAC Member Cries After Eruku Church Attack by cocolacec(m): 5:48am On Nov 21, 2025
kingthreat:
May the child be found by God's grace.
I will never respect those christian leaders who opposed intervention on the Christian genocide going on.
Femi Lazarus and Primate Ayodele should clear themselves on where they stand. There are many mosques in Eruku but a church was targeted.
They will come to the mosques later.They started attacking churches at the start of boko haram now it has extended to mosques in the North.

These foot sodiers of confusion want a religious war in Nigeria so the Xtians and Muslims can start a war kpaing each other.The victims will be the weak, poor and naive.I read a foreign report many years ago that Nigeria's population needs to be reduced to around 60million people or so. Not about the exact figure.

Also read Henry Kissinger report in 1974 on Nigeria.
The Yorubas must stay united get licensed guns to defend their cities from invaders.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Opposes NPA’s Move To Decongest Ports By Redirecting Operations To Warri by cocolacec(m): 6:12am On Nov 19, 2025
Odin13:
They fear of igbos leaving Lagos is so real.. yet they’re everywhere spreading Igbo hate ..

Why stop what you love to hate… this should be a welcome development to all Yoruba people world wide..
Let the Niger delta enjoy Nigeria also..

See wailing on top port ..

Next president must disable all Yoruba sea ports and make other ports available for Nigerians ..

Let development reach other Nigeria cities .. they will be grateful.. not like those ungrateful wailers .. that hate their fellow countrymen , and still hate their development

Funny characters
How does a discussion about port decongestion involve the Ibos?
Are the Igbos the only tribe using Lagos ports in Nigeria?
Niger,Chad and other African countries use the Lagos port.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Fires Back At Netizen Telling Igbo Men To Dump Igbo Women by cocolacec(m): 4:56pm On Nov 18, 2025
If yam legger nor marry yam leg who go come marry them.Maybe they will be returned to the zoo.

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