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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2023
Fucklove:
Someone should collate 500 names for the End of the year bumper giveaway, like never seen on this forum.

My foundation will be partnering with top international organizations to lift our incredible, hardworking punters out of trenches and give them reasons to smile this season.

I have been doing it yearly, but this year's giveaway will be one of a kind.


Cheers Everyone, we rise by lifting others cool
Nice one. May Almighty God help you to accomplish what you have set out to do.

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Politics / Re: Akpabio In God’s Will For Me, I Will Succeed With Him – Tinubu by Cocolatti(m): 8:06am On Dec 15, 2023
When Corruption meets Corruption what do you expect.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 7:42am On Dec 15, 2023
Puntingnoob:
Cut 1 wan finish my life. How would I get cut 1 back to back on 300 odds within two days??
Guy, you are good. Keep trying. the next one go boom
Politics / Re: Tinubu Approves Exit Of Public Varsities, Polytechnics From IPPIS by Cocolatti(m): 7:51am On Dec 14, 2023
Bliss62:
cool


Cheating by lecturers earning multiple salaries from multiple university , earning as visiting lecturer, earn from private schools, earn for supervising Masters Students


Atleast they can stop their useless ASUU strike

It is not cheating. It is normal even in developed countries
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Crime / Re: Abominable Things I Did As A Young Boy by Cocolatti(m): 9:21pm On Dec 13, 2023
These things happen to most male and even females during Adolescence because it's a stage where one is going through hormonal changes which can lead to such behaviours.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 8:16pm On Dec 12, 2023
Msport is a useless bookie. They haveLocked the Man utd v Bayern match. Only 1x2 option available.
Politics / Re: “APC Blackmailing Me” — Governor Hyacinth Alia Of Benue State. by Cocolatti(m): 11:43am On Dec 11, 2023
Defection loading
Celebrities / Re: Only 2 People You Cant Drag In My Presence Are My Father & Tinubu - Yul Edochie by Cocolatti(m): 3:56pm On Dec 09, 2023
The Igbos will now change his name to Yul Yorubachie

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 7:49pm On Dec 08, 2023
PJtech:


Make i droo aza for small change?
Sorry Na only staking power I get for this weekend
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
eseka12:
Over 50 matches for dis weekend games, Remove, Divide and Edit to ur taste..... STAKE WHAT U CAN AFFORD TO LOSE

All 50 picks
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Cut 4
FA23C39B
3A6B8EF3

150+ odds
3471E9E9C
9ED26F7E
3B422C2
2BBDBB6E

15+ odds from my major games
25350FF
1DD3BB4C
4E488D5E
0D6CF947
God bless you

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Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Ex-CBN Governor Emefiele In Kuje Prison, Seeks His Release by Cocolatti(m): 5:40pm On Dec 06, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm. Mr Emefiele has found favour. This is very rare and probably unprecedented. Whatever prayers he said to God to have found this kind of favour, he should not stop.

He really went too far punishing innocent Nigerians with some now dead as a result of his harsh naira redesign policy even after the courts told him to reverse the ill implemented policy, but God doesn't want the death of a sinner, especially a penitent one.

As in, a whole Ooni visited him while he is in incarceration. Ha!
Check my signature for free stuffs!

Buhari not Emefiele punished Nigerians with the Naira policy. However, today your Lord and Master President Emilokan is KILLING Nigerians with his subsidy policy.
Crime / Re: Police Officers Turn Kidnappers, Abduct Hotel Staff, Demand Ransom In Rivers by Cocolatti(m): 9:16am On Dec 06, 2023
The Nigerian Police have always been kidnappers and Armed Robbers from time immemorial.
Religion / Re: Rhoda Jatau Languishes In Prison After Sharing Video Of Deborah Samuel Killing by Cocolatti(m): 9:11am On Dec 06, 2023
This is just one among many of the Government sponsored Persecution of Northern Christians.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 9:08am On Dec 06, 2023
stacyadams:
Between man u vs Chelsea
And
Aston villa vs mancity



Which one has a better chance of doing btts or over 2/5


Or


Draw..
Man utd v Chelsea has the potential to end in a draw. While
Aston Villa v Man city have a high chance of btts & Over2.5.
Politics / Re: COP28: Seyi Tinubu, Stewards, Chefs, Cooks Among Nigerian Delegation by Cocolatti(m): 9:01am On Dec 06, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

Dey play. This is what mostly the naysayers, criminal defamers, cyberbullies and lazy , hate-filled bitter people will focus on.

I know that you intend to mock those junior workers as if they are useless and they don't deserve to even step out of the country, kitchen and stores let alone travel with the President on the Presidential jet. Smh.

Those are real people and Nigerian citizens if you don't know. Those guys you look down on in condescension are the ones who the lives of Nigerian President and leaders in the President's contingent depend on.

That you look down on them in condescension shows you're ignorant. No country in the world will place the lives of its leaders in the hands of random people or kitchen staff.

Just days ago, the wife of a top leading Ukrainian was poisoned and it's now a row between Russia and Ukraine.

Seyi Tinubu is not just the President's son, he is a successful and consummate entrepreneur/investor. His outdoor advertising company alone is so successful that his presence at the summit adds value to the quality of our contingent. He is a youth who has something phenomenal to show for his achievements even before his father became the President.

While you continue to feed the lazy idle youths on the social media what to gloat about, these folks and Nigerian leaders have the result to show for their brilliance, competence, patriotism and hardwork. They went there to work, leaving their families and businesses behind in Nigeria while you play online.

Below is the current data on Nigerian economy, Q3, 2023 as shared by Statisense


✅Q3 2023 GDP growth rate at 2.54%.

✅The Oil Sector had it best growth in Q3 2023 since Q1 2020 when it grew by 5.06%.

✅Improved Oil Production capacity, achieving the best output in Sept at 1.390 mbpd.

✅Achieved Trade surplus of ₦1.89 trillion in Q3 2023 and ₦3.52 trillion in 9months, Exports > Imports.

✅Stock Market performance of +38.1% Year Till Date.

✅FG surpassed its Revenue target of ₦8.283 trillion as at Sept 2023, achieving ₦8.653 trillion, a 4.5% above expectation.

✅Effective tax collection with CIT at +121% of its target and VAT at +11% (2023).

#Statisense
(NBS, OPEC, Budget Office)

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1732148735746900053?t=GDJDpXxhrGJvUFgCmjN4lA&s=1
With what you're doing for Tinubu and APC here on Nairaland, you should be among the delegation otherwise your job as a cyberzombie is useless.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 10:37pm On Dec 05, 2023
Msport una well-done
The two Premier league matches are not on Msport. What's the meaning of that
Education / Re: ATBU Shuts Down Campus, Calls Protesting Students Miscreants by Cocolatti(m): 8:48am On Dec 05, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Proficiency in English language doesn't connote high intelligence or good education.

But at the same, it is appropriate that official documents from formal organisations and offices be written correctly or at least with tolerable clerical errors.

This memo, duly signed by the School's Deputy Registrar, does not befit the status of a university.
What do you expect when the school management is run by Hajia and Alhaji. Bauchi state is blessed with competent and educated citizens but, like it is obtainable in most Northern universities, it is religion that is used as criteria for appointment even in institutions of learning.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2023
Trabzonspor why

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Politics / Re: Stop Making Police Officers’ Wives Widows – Arase Telld IPOB terrorists by Cocolatti(m): 6:42am On Dec 03, 2023
You are right Mr. Arase but in this country
Police brutality, high-handedness, stray bullet, "accidental" discharge e.t.c has made more widows and orphans.

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Politics / Re: Budget: N’assembly Laments Lack Of Details, Passes Bill Dec 19 by Cocolatti(m): 2:25pm On Dec 02, 2023
Voodoo budget by voodoo Government

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Politics / Re: Rabiu, BUA Chairman Rejects Appointment As APC Releases Standing Committee List by Cocolatti(m): 9:08am On Dec 02, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
For politely declining inclusion on a fringe committee of the ruling party? Smh.

Let APC dangle something biggar and irresistible to him then we can see his 'apolitical-ness'.

At this level, when they speak, find out what they are not saying, as advised by late British PM, Winston Churchill. Check my signature for free stuffs!
Your party, the APC want to drag him into their axis of evil that's why he rejected the appointment. Nothing more, nothing less.
Politics / Re: Senators, Reps Consider Tinubu’s ₦‎27.5 Trillion Budget Without Details by Cocolatti(m): 8:59am On Dec 01, 2023
Akpabios Senate is worse than Rubber stamp. They are just a photocopy of the Executive.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Cocolatti(m): 8:46am On Dec 01, 2023
kingofcasting:


grin grin CASTED and CRASHED!!!!!

Ticket miserably assaulted and decimated by the hammer of doom. Picked up and thrown into the desert of lamentation and torn apart by the jackals of obsoletion.

Never to be seen again grin grin grin grin
KingofCasting is back
Politics / Re: Simon Lalong Set To Resign As Tinubu’s Minister by Cocolatti(m): 7:14pm On Nov 23, 2023
lailo:

Is he normal? Minister no pass senator ni? meanwhile Gbajabiamila and Akume etc abandoned elective posts for appointments.....which one come better pass now?
The Chief of Staff is like a defacto President- he runs the office of the President. So Gbajagbiamila is more powerful and influential than a House rep member
Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Visit His Alma Mater Like Atiku — Aisha Yesufu by Cocolatti(m): 6:19pm On Nov 23, 2023
Burob:
Please Shut up Obidient Agbadorian, Inconsequential incoherent peasant, referring to the president of The Federal Republic of Nigeria in such a disrespectful manner?
shut the fvck up Agbado munching Zombie
Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Visit His Alma Mater Like Atiku — Aisha Yesufu by Cocolatti(m): 5:54pm On Nov 23, 2023
Thundafireseun:
Stale news …. Aisha Yesufu The earlier you realize that you are not in the same league with Tinubu the better for you and your entire family

The ship has sailed past certificate … What President Tinubu needs now is our collective support and prayers

Meanwhile Tinubu has better things to do
Indeed Aisha Yesufu cannot be in the same league with an identity thief, certificate forger, drug pusher and an election rigger. In fact, he's so good in his dubious and dirty lifestyle that he's now vowed to ensure by hook or crook that his name enters the Guinness Book of Records.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Arabia Detains Worshippers Praying For Gaza In Holy Sites by Cocolatti(m): 3:30pm On Nov 19, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Go fvck yourselves!

You are fvcked up already.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Arabia Detains Worshippers Praying For Gaza In Holy Sites by Cocolatti(m): 9:01pm On Nov 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Fvck Israel!


Mumu !!!
Based on the story it should be
Fvck Saudi Arabia.

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Politics / Re: We’ve Seized N45 Billion Looted Funds, Identified Terrorist Financiers - FG by Cocolatti(m): 5:41pm On Nov 17, 2023
Name them or forever keep mute !!!
Politics / Re: Lagos-Abidjan Highway Will Be Built With Concrete – Umahi by Cocolatti(m): 8:11pm On Nov 16, 2023
Have you finished the ones in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Imo Election: First Thing I Did After INEC Declared Me Winner — Gov Uzodinma by Cocolatti(m): 7:07am On Nov 14, 2023
Buharis Cabal, the Judiciary and INEC are the "gods" that made you Governor.

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