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MrLouisVanGaal:
no i won't and i don't. Make your recommendations and i shall implement if it works with my philosophy

Funny enough, you ignored my initial statement only to sound just like your initial "alleged imposter"...


Oga, you get time oh dey open accounts as you like dey form comedy half hour for here...


I hope Man Utd wins or else................................


Its interesting to note that you must be a very bored Man Utd fan & you can't help with the shame of Man Utd's current slump, i guess d need to go uncover...

Antell95:
#zooms off with my Yamaha#

@ least u go wash am na...

AloysiusvanGaal:
It has come to my attention that there is an imposter bringing my name to disrepute on this thread. I am the real Aloysius Paulus Maria van Gaal. Mods please ban this fellow. He is not even Dutch, otherwise he would know that the tussenvoegsel 'van' is never capitalised in Dutch surnames.
I am the real Louis van Gaal and this imposter should be arrested for impersonation!

Good to know the real LVG is around, but why are so busy looking to expose your impersonators who i assumed must be hundreds of them globally if not in their thousands... I thought you have a game to be concerned with!


Can we see your line-up for tonight's game?

Claireshan1:
Yea am fine You?

I thank GOD Almighty for his grace!!!


Barcelona is convincingly winning this...

^^^ Just go with the flow dear...

Johnpaul88:
I expect us to be all over PSG like swam of bees in the early moments of the game. If we can get goal that early then they'll be in for a very long night in Camp Nou.

Can't wait to watch PSG beaten pants down...

Bimffo:
Loolll.. Noah.. When them no allow Us rest for thread nko.. B4 we post anytin, them don dey search Youtube for related words..

Smh...

MrLouisVanGaal:
I want to quickly correct an impression. I do not hate falcao nor do i prefer van persie or wilson more. Falcao has proved to be a fighter and how he has fought to overcome his injury problems is one thing i commend him for. But i cannot start a player who still struggles for fitness. I do not care whether he's happy staying on the bench. If you must make my selection you must play according to my philosophy. I shall play other players who are fit and hope the injured ones get fit on time. Thank you

Mr LVG or whatever you call yourself, can we see the line-up for tonight's game?

logica:
Did you see the face of the defender as he took off? It was priceless.
Dude was like *Whoa...this dude must be a dolphin or something*.

Dude was like...

Claireshan1:
My prediction

Barca 2:1 PSG

Yes oh!


Hope you are doing good!

In a world replete with greed, betrayal, sexual intrigue and rivalry, "Marco Polo" is based on the famed explorer's adventures in Kublai Khan's court in 13th century China.

Stars: Chin Han, Mahesh Jadu, Shu An Oon

To be released on December 12...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2189461/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB-ltNasHVw

Party things loading...

After Cisse scored his 2nd goal, Mourinho be like...


https://giant.gfycat.com/AstonishingUniformConey.gif

rafmike:
Chelsea lost!
Fact is d unbeaten run is broken!
Painful fact is they lost to newcastle again!
Another fact is by dis time last season we cudnt
maintain our 8point lead!
Strikin fact is we may end december in 2nd position!
Serious fact is man city wud surely capitalize n hunt
us!
Unnoticed fact is we lost witout matic,we have never
lost a game in which matic was involved!
Blameful fact is cahill was kinda slacky,not d usual
rebust focus.
Important fact is chelsea shud be scared now n so
will their supporters!
Medical fact is costa is fit again n is not performin
like when he was unfit!
Known fact is other club fans wud mock us thru out d
weekend!
Statistical fact is we re still leadin d chase!

I don't who he is but he is so right!!!

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/2027734/newcastle-vs-chelsea-2-1/22#28656256

Dadehmola:
Why do I have this feeling the guy in the pix is dayokanu during his campus days??

Na a whole Raumdeuter u dey talk like dis...


You wicked sha!!!

RaeMystix:
You do?

You know it...

PatrickKluivert:
Louis I am without a job because of you.

Even Finidi George has a job as a TV analyst.

I shall never forgive you for this

How is your son doing?

MrLouisVanGaal:
you have always been a good friend and brother . At ajax we did many great things. At ajax you were one of my best, same in Barcelona..That is why i chose you to work with me with Holland. The decision of choosing an assistant at Man U was one i could not influence for your sake. I am sorry but if i could do anything i will. I shall continue to be a friend and will not take your harsh words to heart

When did a 63 year old man become a brother to a 38 year old guy that is young enough to be called his son?


Oga, I see you are doing a great job @ d moment! --- Can we see your line-up for tonight's game?

RaeMystix:
I'm trying my best to.

Glad!


Miss u...

^^^ Hope you are enjoying yourself...

homesteady:
yea! desperate times calls for desperate measures! PK's were seen as normal things, until Madrid started getting dubious Pk's upon Pk's!

I don't have time to give collection of diving this guy dey do... --- Infact, this thread no go contain am...


But this is one...


https://giant.gfycat.com/LastingSarcasticBlackcrappie.gif

logica:
My favorite part of the clip is where he (Penaldo) seemed to dodge the ball before crumpling to the ground. I don't blame him; we all know who the ref was - Undiano Mallenco.

See another one!!!


https://giant.gfycat.com/LastingSarcasticBlackcrappie.gif


His diving collection no go fit contain here...

Juliaann:
plss how can I watch the highlights?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU7kja8JGVE

RaeMystix:
My goal is to get you to stay offline; Seems like its working perfectly fine.

Hmmm!

RaeMystix:
Which of your babe?...cos it seems like I have been pushed to the curb...Hmmm!

Pushed you?


No, it is you oh! Abeg oh!

Date: Wednesday, 12/10/2014 8:45pm

Stadium: Camp Nou, Barcelona

Capacity: 99,786

Competition: Uefa Champions League

FC Barcelona will try to snatch top spot in Group F from leaders Paris Saint-Germain when the teams conclude their group stage programme at the Camp Nou...

rozayx5:
before goal.com write about a dive it must be really bad

seeing it for the first time, this is a disgrace and very disgusting

This is one of many...Smh...

dopeJemi:
Stop arguing blindly, everyone knows de gea is EPL's best Goal keeper, go and watch our games against everton, arsenal and stoke, he was our saving Grace last Season if not we would have finished 10th

Truth is bitter but its good you said it...

Thomas Vermaelen:- Great win, congrats guys! I would like to thank the team @fcbarcelona for their amazing support. Much appreciated!

Ivan Rakitic

“Messi's goal was really big, but even bigger was that we didn't let Espanyol breathe, we kept pushing for the goal."

“Barça's set plays are a little different, but we already scored like that at Valencia. We are continually trying to improve our play in that area."

Leo Messi now has 402 Barça goals...

coded01:
I partially like your analysis cos our last 3 games against Espanyol actually haven't been convincing & I hope we beat them with ease...


We need that boost to beat PSG pants down on Wednesday...

What more?