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Nomski0: You see yourself


Ronnie scored a classic tonight. Along with his BBC counterparts.

The twist, the golden boy managed to squeeze his name in the network.

I declare them JBBC or maybe RBBC........whatever works.

Dhellake: Y'all said this with Rooney and Ozil, he has 5 goals so far this season, only Costa has more, So please SHUT UP!!!!!

Tval: Hey everyone, the preview has been pasted.

UEFA CHAMPIONS FINAL: CHELSEA vs BARCELONA


Tagged: Coded01, Tval, Hensben, Bimfo, Dhellake, Almeria and everyone related to me on nairaland.

Tval: Coded01, hope you will be free to play tonight? Cos, we need to scatter ground.

boyo44: Phone rings........
Mourinho picks the phone
Mou: who is on the Line
Ancelotti: It is me your friend Carlo Ancelotti
Mourinho: how is everythings in Spain
Ancelotti : Things are hot I don't even know
whether
Real will sack me or not
Mou: You burstad! You deserve to be sacked.
How can you allow di maria to join those
people.
Carlo: It wasn't my call, Perez decides who
leaves
Mou: come on get off. Oniro buruku, lier! Can't
you influence him? Or you just wanna punish
me here
Ancelotti: But i thought you are leading on the
table
Mou: leading what! That one con mean weytin?
Why didnt you sign falcao, those guys have
bought Falcao and you know what he can do
when he is annoyed.
Carlo: Eyaa sorry o! Jose, i thought i took
Chicharito who knows Cech weakness. So you
have to praise me for releasing that burden
from you.
Mou: Taking away chicharito and replaccing it
with Falcao! Now i know how wicked you are.
Olori buruku, oloshi, ota aje, Danhiska onyinoshi
omo irankiran, bad belle, enemy of progress
Carlo: haha! On top weytin now, wey you con
dey curse me with Mikel language or you don
forget say no be only you coach Mikel
Mou: No o, i was just....
Carlo: you are just wetin? Cut the crap mehn!
Anytime i bench mikel at chelsea he use to talk
like that. By the way, how manage, you seems
to understand the language more than i do
Mou: you know mikel is now a perpetual bench
warmer and am always with my tape recorder
Carlo: Anyway how is wenger?
Mou: what do you expect from him, he likes
drawing.
Carlo : what about my ex, Ozil
Mou: haaaahaaa! carlo you are funny.
Carlo: how jose?
Mou: He is flopping everyday since he left Real,
he is a lazy player you know without Kedirah
and Alonzo he can't play in the midfield, he is
now opperating from the wing with no goal and
asist. Beryen may soon come 4 him
Carlo: what about the new thiery henry, welbeck
Mou: welbeck? 29 goals in 142 BPL? He is now
the only news i use in consoling myself abt
Maria and Falcao issue, because i know wenger
will nt sell him, he is young and so is Sanogo.
Vaan Gaal too clever walahi
Carlo: my friend i just call to tell you that
Ronaldo is on his way to Old Trafford again o.
Mourinho just fell down and {faints}.
Carlo: hello hello.....
Mou's P.A: who is that and what did you told
my boss?
Carlo: we were just discursing
Mou P.A: what the hell were you discursing
with him? My boss said oh...oh...
Ro~nal~do...not again
Carlo: hahahaha... Come on put him on the
dahm phone, am nt done with my discursion
P.A: He has gone
Carlo: gone?
P.A: I mean he was carried away in an
ambulance when he fainted after calling
ronaldo's name
Carlo: haaaahaaaahaaa. When he is back from
hospital tell him Perez needed the services of
Harzad and cech at Real madrid the next
summer
P.A: Alright, copy that sire
Carlo: But make sure his personal doctor and a
speciaslist doctor which you must invite are
with him when you are disclosing the news
P.A: Alright sir
Carlo: And they should be there with a cylinder
of oxgen, an ambulance, four Red cross officials
and a golden casket
P.A: What the hell is a casket doing there?
Carlo: Its just a precaution in case he didn't....
P.A: he didn't what hello....hello...hello...
NO BE JOKE O
We shl release the phase 2 of this bulletin
anytime we have developments from ST. Mary's
hospital in London

igbsam: How many trophys has your wengay won in the past 7yrs with a club he has been coaching for over how many years? Pls remind me. In those years also tell me how many trophy has van gaal won. 5 & 7 are not the same thing u know...dumbo. infact why am I even replying u, ur numbskull doesn't understand a thing we are even saying here. Pathetic Arse-anal fan.....hahahahahaha.....abeg go find your club thread for nairaland. Just wait for man u to buttfuck ur club when we meet then come tell me how sweet it is. Ass-anal fan.

You should have asked, how many trophies has louis van gaal won in the last 7yrs along with your coach wengay. Be fair with the 7yrs for both coach mumuni. Go figure! In the last 5years that you have been shouting, Van Gaal has won more trophies than your Useless pathetic gay ass looking coach and if your brain is not strong enough to figure that out, then please use cameroon pepper on yourself

igbsam: Hahahahahaha....pathetic fan of his club. My brother just shutup and leave this thread quietly.....All the 7yrs u guys have been trophyless, I've lost count of how many trohphy man u has won and just 2months of winning d community shield and fa cup u are here making noise. Let me remind you. MOYES no good and with just how many months in Man U he won the community shield which your coach didn't win in how many years. Please remind me again. Abeg dissappear like mess from this thread cos u are starting to sound ridiculous.

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* Are you guys still expecting Strootman or Vidal even though Woodward has since ruled out any significant spending in January? .......With United monitoring development at Madrid about CR7, there's need to be conservative in January. Although Mourinho has now ruled out any Chelsea move. That will help to keep the price reasonable.


*Some demonstration of football artistry by Manchester United yesterday. Had it not been for poor final decisions, it could have easily been 7-0 or more and with all our forwards on the score sheet.


* Interesting: Gaal and Mata said Di Maria's goals was something brought from the training.

* With Rafael in his element, it won't be wise to go back to three defenders formation.

* Everyone is suddenly playing well. If everyone stays fit, it will be interesting to see how Gaal keeps all of Di Maria, Falcao, Rooney, RVP and Mata happy. No thanks to no UCL actions and Captital1 premature exit.

* The defense is a worry. You cannot afford to play like that against Everton or Chelsea. They will cancel out your goals and make your possession meaningless.

* Our next fixture is against a team that play with power and aggression. That will be a good opportunity to assess how much we have arrived.

Hope rising......

elampiro: You are over there in UK. You even schooled in Manchester. Na you...

philfearon: Di Maria brings swagger back to
Old Trafford

Venue: https://www.nairaland.com/924289/galacticos-2.0-champions-europe-10/77#25694814

Date: August 22, 2014

Dhelake: We've lost so many games with Di maria playing, so forget it

Coded01: Ko jo mehn!

Without Di maria, Madrid would have ended the season trophy-less...

Dhelake: Remove Cr7's 50+goals and let's see what Di Maria's endless runs amount to, Even Bale had better stats than Di Maria last season, he is a great player but not indispensable

Coded01: If it's about goals, then without Di maria, Ronaldo would amount to nothing!

I mean his assists n runs are enough to cause pandemonium in opponent's defence while ronaldo is left open n we know the rest...

Who does runs like di maria?

Date: August 24, 2014

Austeenx (Barca fan): Madrid, please sell Di Maria.

Usbcable (Madrid fan): we are just waiting for the right price

Dhellake (Madrid fan): £72m for Di Maria. ..... Good Sell, Perez got it right this time

Date: At The Moment
Austeenx, Barca & Man Utd Fans be like... https://cdn.content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020201.gif

Usbcable & Dhellake be like...

20pounds: Looking at both of them, one need not imagine the sex; it would be UGLY, brutal and gangster.


I hope they don't do it infront of their child sha.

dmcdad: It's official! Perez is wicked and mindless . Jeez! Perez no get animal human sympathy? Haba![/b]

Tval: Hope they understand me sha

Almeria: I really hope so

Almeria: easy bro

Almeria: not at all it should be real Madrid loss is Barca's profit


and am praying hoping that Ronaldo will go back to EPL