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;DAsuu strike might end dis week as d union has agreed to av a meeting wit their members today... Green Light... See as I dey check time... No time again abeg.. Enough is enough

ASUU strike might end dis week as d Union will meet wit their members. Green lyt

Its lik Danky, Rkarang and 4reign is very close to FG, ASUU and FUNAAB abeg help me deliva dis tablet to dem to ease their issues

Check now if ur phone ba3 is gud and ur message centre number is correct now oooo... Bcus I cnt afford to av delay in seeing Unaab Admission screening text... 99% blinking now... Dat was d message I av for u frm my dream oooooo... Signed: CODED

CODED MORNING TONIC: ASUU Executives Were Called For A Meeting In The UK... So They All Met At The Murtala Muhammed
International Airport In Lagos...
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built
By A Group Of Students From Nigeria's Universities And The Plane Was On Its First Experimental Trip... They All Ran Out Of The Plane, Except One Person, When He Was Asked By The Other Staff, His Reason For Remaining, He Said "If It Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Even Start...

Dnt. Be surprise if u hear d list is out 2mrw and its ready for checking online on monday.. Change is constant.

Dis thread dey dry today ooo.. See as people mind dey go up and down.. O ya mak we tak dis fanta chill our mind... May not be relevant today to u but wil be relevant later to u in som gathering of discussion.... Defunct ACN Govs are corrupt ~ Pastor Tunde Bakare and Yinka Odumakin

"...If merger(APC) has been put together by good people, it will deepen our democracy, at least we will develop a two-party system in Nigeria. But I don’t see the difference between the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) governors and the so-called progressive governors. You can ask question how much is the kilometers of road awarded as contract in Oyo State and who is doing the road. It is not Bayelsa where you will say there is too much water there.

Where are the progressive governors? These ones who are fruitful and everyone wants to buy his own private jet once he is out of office, how much were they worth before they came into power? And how do they come by their massive wealth now that they are bragging all around?.."~ Pastor Tunde Bakare

"...I can tell you authoritatively that the most dangerous and terrible tendency in Yoruba politics is the house of deceit that Tinubu represents. Only those who have sold their souls will ignore this fact. There has never been any such greedy bunch in our nation; not even under the PDP. I took Akala before EFCC in 2010 for awarding roads at N50m per km in all the LGs in Oyo state. Today Governors of the ACN award one Kilometer of Road construction for N1 billion...."~ Yinka Odumakin

Unaab Screening Officer: next cum in..... Coded: Good Morning Sir.... Unaab Screening Officer: yes Mr. Man wat ar u here for..... CODED: I received a text msg frm Funaab to cum for my admission screening today Sir..... Unaab Screening Officer: Ok u ar 1 of d lucky ones admitted abi?.... CODED: Yes sir.... Unaab Screening Officer: Congrat... My people dis wil be our testimony all IJN... I remain ur Humble Coded

I guess a Doctor wil av to be employ on dis DE page right frm 2nyt bcus d rate at which am seeing Codedly d way som people heart is beating is so scary... So avoid hypertension I suggest we employ Heart Doctor on dis thread.... Signed: C.E.O. Of CODED

Hope una don dey compose una Admission thanksgiving Song down? Bcus no time to start composing again ooo.. Bcus frm my dream dis aftnun I saw d VC telin d admission officer to get ready to lanuch d list. No dullin. Oooo

4get oooo Mosque sef don dey kukere nw ooooo .... But na Codedly ooo. quote author=Osunstate]no dancing stuff for mosque..[/quote]

Hope we av all start practising our Admission Thanksgiving dance down... D one u wil dance to God either in ur Church or Mosque... Azonto, Kukere, etigi and Awilo is allowed... Signed: Coded d C.E.O.

So so so funny,I dreamt I saw d screening list bt d worst tin z dat I was unable 2 copy it o

HURRAYYY: Greetings From CODED to ASUU

CODED NEW UPDATE ON ASUU STRIKE:
Breaking news from Abuja on ASUU strike !!!
ﺭﻮﻧ ﺮﮔﺍ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺖﻓﺭ ﺍﺪﯿﭘ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﻢﺸﭼ ﻭ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﺎﻣ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺮﮔﺩ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ
ﯽﻤﻧ ﺎﻤﻫﺮﯿﺨﺸﭼﺪﻧﺍﺩ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺮﮔﺩ ﯽﻤﻧ ﻥﺍﺩ ﺭﻮﻧ ﺮﮔﺍ ﻢﺸﭼﻭ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺪﺘﻓﺭ
ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﺎﻣ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺮﮔﺩ ﯽﻤﻧ ﻥﺍﺩ ﺮﮔﺍ ﺭﻮﻧ ﺍﺪﺘﻓﺭ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﻭ ﻢﺸﭼ
ﺎﻣ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ
ﺍﺪﯿﭙﻓﺭ ﺮﮔ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﻭ ﻢﺸﭼ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﺎﻣ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ
If I hear anything else I'll let u guys know..

CODED NEW UPDATE ON ASUU STRIKE:
Breaking news from Abuja on ASUU strike !!!
ﺭﻮﻧ ﺮﮔﺍ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺖﻓﺭ ﺍﺪﯿﭘ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﻢﺸﭼ ﻭ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﺎﻣ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺮﮔﺩ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ
ﯽﻤﻧ ﺎﻤﻫﺮﯿﺨﺸﭼﺪﻧﺍﺩ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺮﮔﺩ ﯽﻤﻧ ﻥﺍﺩ ﺭﻮﻧ ﺮﮔﺍ ﻢﺸﭼﻭ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺪﺘﻓﺭ
ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﺎﻣ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺮﮔﺩ ﯽﻤﻧ ﻥﺍﺩ ﺮﮔﺍ ﺭﻮﻧ ﺍﺪﺘﻓﺭ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﻭ ﻢﺸﭼ
ﺎﻣ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ
ﺍﺪﯿﭙﻓﺭ ﺮﮔ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﻭ ﻢﺸﭼ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﺎﻣ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ
If I hear anything else I'll let u guys know..

Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) Post UTME New Date.
The Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, FUNAAB Post UTME New Date & Schedule For 2013 has been announced by the school management.  Funaab Post UTME Screening for the 2013/2014 academic session is set to take place on the 4th, 5th and 6th of September, 2013.



Candidates who are coming for the 2013/2014 FUNAAB Post UTME should also note that they must have completed their application.

That includes uploading your WAEC Result to the FUNAAB Post UTME Portal especially candidates who have not done so before. Click here to Upload your WAEC Result.

After completing all that, you should now go to the University’s Post-UTME 2013 e-Examination Schedule portal and log in with your JAMB UTME Registration Number.

Note that Your need to have completed your Online Application for Admission and paid the Portal Access Fee to be scheduled for Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta Post-UTME e-Examination. Direct Entry Candidate DO NOT take Post-UTME e-Examination.

Once again, the new dates for the 2013 FUNAAB Post-UTME are 4th, 5th and 6th of September, 2013. You can follow the steps below to get the schedule for your Post-UTME e-Examination:

Go to the UNAAB My e-Exam Schedule Page:http://admission.unaab.edu.ng/myExamNotice.php
Type in your JAMB UTME registration number like I mentioned earlier.
Click on Check and you should see your Post-UTME Date and schedule

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY CODED
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions
was NO, do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look back. If all your answers were
YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you
can give respect to your father in-law or
mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need
money for my hair-style at the saloon", what
would you answer? _______________ _____
_______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean
to you? _______________ _____ ______________

HURRAY!!! ASUU strike is 40days Old today... I wish ASUU & FG Long Life and Prosperity... Greeting 4rm CODED

HURRAY!!! ASUU strike is 40days Old today... I wish ASUU & FG Long Life and Prosperity... Greeting 4rm CODED

<CODED MORNING TONIC>.... 9JA POLICE FUNNY QUESTIONS: Y is ur laptop bag empty, u wan go steal laptop and put it insyd ur bag abi? U ar unda arrest...... LOL.....

<CODED MORNING TONIC>.... 9JA POLICE FUNNY QUESTIONS: Y is ur laptop bag empty, u wan go steal laptop and put it insyd ur bag abi? U ar unda arrest...... LOL.....

BREAKING NEW: ASUU call-off Strike... Academic Staff Union of Universities has final call-off d indefinate strike... Source The Punch Newspaper 6th August, 2009.... I read it immediately i woke up frm bed dis morning.

Av u eva seen a football team without reserve? Capital NO.. Barcelona or any oda team in d world wil nt say bcus d cost of buyin players is too high and den decided nt to buy reserve players..... As for me Funaab DE Form is my first team while PolyIbadan HND Form is my reserve bench... Although i borrowed d money which i used in getin d HND form frm a frend b4 it closes bcus no 1 knws wat unaab admision wil be like... Bt to be on d safer side ME CODEDHEMCY i wil strongly advice u av a reserve playa also... Gbam

Jus passing by.. Mama send me pepe i jus say mak i check wetin dey zup for DE market

Ekùrolè oni koko yin de o.. E ra koko e gba biro ooo.

Wen is d closin date for HND form?

D form wil stil be available til next month.. I cnt afford to stay at home a year again

Tamax: Pls when is the dead line for the form.. Men na to get backup beta ooo. Gist me small bro.. On d HND level for there. Thanks

Hw i wish unaab cn release their admission list ontime b4 i waste 10k on Poly Ibadan HND form!! Calculation finz... I av to be a gud manager as i studied.

Ko si ere ni moscow.. Our past poly is a waste paper, our present sitting at home is a news paper and our future stay at unaab is a question paper. D power dat makes us to av upper and distinction at poly will surely go wit us in unaab... OluwaloniCoded.

See as God dey favour we DEs... Abeg no dull transcript processin either wit egunje, bribe, prayer or influence.. Call it anytin u lik.. Jus mak sure u get it fast

Bribe or influence, same noni... Abeg my people do anytin u knw dat cn help u get dis transcript as sharp and possible... No dull.. Na 2k egunje make me get my own sharperly.. Ese o si nibe

Gleefreak125: Hey buddy, av u ever sensed any1 who's excited abt d issue of those who r yet 2 submit their transcript, u shuld fink others wuld b as paranoid as u r. Abeg we've bin watchin eachodas bak here n we still r. I jst hop evry1 who's yet 2 submit their transcript do so b4 it's 2 late. D report of my oga @d top BOHAS has simply expressed God's luv 4 us all here, so it's more tym 2 beg whomeva or kick whomeva 2 get ur transcript(na joke o no kick or bribe bt u fit influence am)