₦airaland Forum

Neyoor: No list is coming out again dis yr...d chief imam of unilorin said it in his sermon 2day during jumat service.he dedicated d sermon 2 all who failed 2 make it 2 unilorin dis year.in his sermon,he persuaded nd condole u pple 2 take heart 4 GOD knws d reason why u r nt admitted. I will rather advise u guys 2 strive hard nd forge ahead 4 beta tins awaits u.

i dey laff

Am i d only one born on june 5 here...? I can't wait to meet mai bday mates

omar22: Well if you as the most beautiful woman in the world that, if she is stuck on an island with 2 men, one is Wizkid and the other is Abubakar Atiku which one would you choose to continue the human race?


Tic Toc!!!!!

Waiting for your answers

ladies...we dey wait 4 ya...who nd why?

Heyhey...#thinkin aloud#,lam,saraki,jona broda,kolo....uhm uhm...NEXT

One_Naira: Nigg@ please. Of all the men that woman go date, na you you fit think she go take.

Abeg where is my cold water, make I wake this nigg@ up.

he stil dey dream,tel am say day don break o..

"By EMMANUEL AZIKEN
Many years ago there lived aman of God named John Zachariah. Living at the sametime was a debauched governor named Herod.
Even though Herod had ensured that some democracy dividends trickled down to the populace, his irrepressible libido and debauchery was aproblem to him, his family and his advisers.
That was in addition to other vices including corruption, election rigging and crass disobedience to the legislative house.
Many people were thus not surprised when news reports filtered into the country that Governor Herod who was outside the country, allegedly on a trip in search of foreign investors had been filmed ina romp with his younger brother’s wife.
“Outrage as Herod takes Claudia for wife,” an internet blog reported.
The news also reached the Camp Ground located on the major road leading into the federal capital from where Mr. Zachariah abode with many of his trusted followers.
When Mr. Zachariah heard the news, he placed a call to a trusted diplomatic source who had sought his friendship on account of his,Zachariah’s refusal to conform with the practise of other religious leaders. It was no news that almost all religious leaders had been compromised one way or the other by Governor Herod. It was no surprise that Herod’s aides and several religious leaders intermingled at exquisite shops and Herod himself was a regular face in the birthday and wedding functions of the religious leaders. But Zachariah was an exception.
Once he confirmed the storyto be true, Zachariah made itan issue in his sermon that day, leading prayers for God’s mercy on Governor Herod.
That, however, turned out into an embarrassment for the government as some members of the political opposition present at the service used that as a confirmation to the story.
Many of Zachariah’s followers were, however, afraid knowing the brutalityof the governor and his aides.
Governor Herod had been known to sponsor the kidnapping and assassination of opponents.
So when word of what transpired at the Camp Ground reached the Governor’s Mansion that day, government officials were livid. Governor Herod still frolicking with his brother’s wife abroad was ignorant of developments athome. But to many of the citizens, he had travelled abroad in the search of foreign investors.
In a desperate move to suppress the rumour, the Special Adviser to the Governor on Media and Communication, Mr. Nehemiah Sati after consulting with tThere is a difference between
Who we love,
Who we settle for,
and
Who we are meant for.he Chief of Staff decided to refute the rumour.
His press statement traced the rumour to Zachariah who he claimed was now in cahoots with the oppositionto discredit the administration just as he disclosed that security agencies have been ordered to wade into the development.
Zachariah was arrested that evening which was incidentally, the eve of Governor Herod’s return to the country.
At the international airport to receive him were senior officials of the administration who as usualhad arranged a band of press men to receive the governor from his ‘foreign investment drive’.
The chat with the airport correspondents was going on smoothly until one reporter who stumbled upon the chat and was as such not coached by Sati asked Herod’s reaction to the allegation by Mr. Zachariah that he had taken his brother’s wife.
It touched a raw nerve which immediately aborted the press chat. The Special Adviser on Media who was left to manage the sore development immediately set about pleading with the newsmen to drop the story.
Once the raging Governor Herod alighted at the Government House he immediately demanded for Zachariah as the adrenalin inhim bayed for blood.
Bro Zachariah who had beenbadly bruised by Government House security operatives could barely walkand had to be held up to stand. As he entered inside the Governor’s residence and spotted Herod his strength returned.
“You king of the brood of vipers, must you take your brother’s wife upon all the iniquities you have done?” Zachariah bellowed.
Herod who had expected the man to plead for mercy turned from fury to fright as the words of Zachariah pinched at his heart.
Guilt was written all over him. This same preacher wasthe one that told him that his election was rigged evenwhen all other religious leaders were falling over themselves to congratulate him.
The same Zachariah had rejected the car he gave to all the other religious leaders, asking Herod where he got the money to buy the cars. Even though Herod kept him in custody, his conscience was never at peace.
Not when a cousin of Zachariah had surfaced withhis own denunciations. Blessed are the poor in spirit, was a message that neither Herod nor the religious leaders craved. It is the same today!!!

Buh dnt u guyz fink he can av his way wit Gene...No b naija gals

Like a big bang, Ayodeji Balogun otherwise
known as Wizkid hit the Nigerian music industry
few years ago when he released his hit single
‘Holla At Your Boy’.
The song became an instant hit especially when
it became the favourite of many hit TV stations
across Africa.
It is very usual for celebrities to
have crush on some people before they also
became a celeb. While answering questions from
Toolz on Ndani TV, Wizkid revealed that he had
crush on Nollywood superstar actress, Genevieve
Nnaji.
According to Wizkid, ”I really had a crush on
Genevieve until I met her and Irealized she
was my aunty. I love her.
“When I was a
kid, I loved watching her movies. I met her
when I was with my older uncles, they told
her to come meet their boy (me) and I said
‘Good evening ma’. It is all good though, I
still love you Genevieve,” When teased by
Toolz if he could still date the 33 years old
screen goddess, 22-year-old Wizkid said,
”Yea, definitely, but I doubt she would
date me.” He was then given atip on how
to get Genevieve.
”I think you should send a private jet to go
pick her (Genevieve) up at her house and
take her to wherever you are just for
dinner,” Toolz told Wizkid. ”I promise, I am
going to do that, the EME artiste assured
Toolz

samross: Sum1 shud pls help me check 29017868BG password aka

u ve been admitted.......b sc ed human kinetics

Join me in praising d lord,i av seen his gudness.....hmmmm

D long awaited list is almost hia....fervent prayer mode activated....guy,i must nt miss today vigil.....lol

In evry lie,dia is an iota truth.....let's mellow as bola said....i can't acces my admisn status ....is any1 experiencin dat....jay awt

I zip up my mouth,padlock it n i jez thrown d key down from d 3rd mainland bridge....gat reasons 4 my action...i jez av to respect sum pple esp ednut ,nicky n lakeside...@lovren ,mission surprise ******* activated....we 're almost dia....PEACE

Mi o raye oshi...doctrina probitas...am on my way...terye,lovren pls let ha be....gurls stuf ni jare

OmolaraParis: Ds shows ao lazy ur mother was and is, go bak home and tel her dat i askd her 2 teach u mor of real manners.
Ohuhohuo! (-_-) Worthlez kid!

lmfao....mother! u dis gal...anyway i'm nt surprise....it's tru sum pple find fault as if dia is a reward 4 it....dis show hw u were brought up....d magnitude of ur foolishnes has shwn ur inherited stupidity.....collozzuz awt

Unilorin ,pls release dis list n get me outta hia...orisirisi........my joy! Nuffin do u....

OmolaraParis: (who we slap?, who cheek swell?)
I'm nt surprise u av ur head btw ur thighs, i swear to God u'r a fool of da hyhest oda, d prob u av is dat u aint ready 2 learn, no wonda u'r as pathetic as u ar, u shud chek ur brain kid,
"Loveren is ahead of me?!" ha ha ha, i cant laff, d kid is my frnd on 2go and am fully aware of almst evrytyn abt him, if nt dat i respectd d fat dat he's ur bro, i wud av shown u d way 2 straight hell to rot in it wit devil ur grandLORD buh i reconsida and pardon u jez 4 his sake, buh b4 i flip out, i av a sentenc 4 u, " go and search mor on common sense bcuz its hyhly uncommon! "
(Molara walks out as curtain falls.)

lara or woteva u r called,i tot i 've advice u on 2go b4,bt u kinda arrogant...i cee,u lose ur brain drain valve,sumtin is leakin,u dis godforbidden lowlife.......smh

Pls,is dia any hope 4 dose dat doesn't make d 1st n 2nd batch

jummiejumjum: plz wen wil remedial students resume?

we dnt knw yet,mayb u shud go to d remedial thread ...bakr abas wil ansa u...na list concern us hia...

Terye: Lwkmd.. Take out, pick on... Chaaiii... Lemme give a lil tutorial on ur proposed course of study... Wen u take out.. Its wen u knock a person down and he/she fainted... U ar z to av taken him or her out.. E.g Dutchy wasted no tym.. Saw d gun and take him out.. No 2.. Pick on, absolutely no idea whr u get dah fwom... Take on is 101% percent right.. E.g.. For we football lovers.. Wen a team is on d offensive.. They take on the opposition defence wit d aim of twisting and tormentin lyf outta them to either score or get a foul... Bt wen dey ar on the defensive.. The lyks of David Luiz takes up the opposition players durin a set-piece.. Thats y u c tossling in d 18 yard box... U av gat a long way to go dear... Ur proposed department is nt a beans oo.. And d guy LOVREN is far ahead of yaa.. Xo.. Correct urself b4 correctin odas.. Terye awt..

GBAM....

Vic2much: Due to some factor that can not be disclosed on this website has hinder the release of the unilorin admission 2012/2013 2nd batch list ..but ***note*** what i tell u guys is truth and is not prediction but u know we are in Nigeria,anything can happen anytime ..and also ***note*** that it may be because of u . yes u that God has delay the list ..if u don't believe me continue insulting me ..hope for the best ..Goodluck .

hahahahahaha...i reserve my comment

OmolaraParis: U can only take out and pick on, nt take on...

hmmm...miss guru...y always my guy?

Lovren: Lwkmd4h.. Pple takin each oda on.. Terrific.

i tire 4 'em o....tel 'em to park wel,mk i cee road o

My pple........chil

Laycoln: Tody is goin nw 2 day over no news yet..while everybody dey shout say na dis week is goin 2 be out..GOD IF DIS TIN NO COME DIS Week I GO SWEAR 4 PEOPLE WEY DEY POST PREDICT 4 HERE

oga mi...pls dnt swear o...jux pray u are admitted,whether dis week or nxt month....i knw it wont pas dis year ...GBAGAUN

Baba GOD ,na ur hand we dey o...dis week abi...anticipatin mode activated...@lovren ,u get mouth like kettle jare

greenek001: yeah!! ignorance dos suck, on wot ground is lag part of unilorin's catchment area ehn?? i tire 4u ooo dis lovren guy, naso u go dey pick-on ur wife ni, u dey fal real men hand, its fools d@ r api 2talk 2much or shey na talkin engineering u wan study ni english engineers, ur grammar sucks and ur show-off is irritatin, i wonder y u stil want2study in unilorin afta al dis knowledge of grammar, its waste of resources, abeg,forfeit am 4us olodo

*no offense wif my comment o*

i reserve my comment...abdul lovren mi da

Abeg ,let my lovren be o....abi shey na crime to cal a spade a spade...i knw lovren wouldn't cal it a shovel....lol..api xundae to yhu al

Dis thin dey tire me o....i salute evry1 hia....lovren,abas,bola...i cee u jare

Hmmm...

Mehn...i thought sum z d list wil b out yesterdae ni sha...abi wu we wan beleive sef...dis thread is fast becomin a home of assumption n prediction...anyway ,togeda we shal celebrate...no offence pls