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TWOYANSH:
m eagerly anticipating "cucumber"

[color=Red]okay expectations are high [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

TWOYANSH:
is that where u got the inspiration for ur new song "cucumber"

[color=Red]Almighty chidinma is the inspiration, the slayer of cucumbers [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

TWOYANSH:
tempting u ke

[color=Red]as in I can't stand any girl who wear tight clothes, I just wanna tear the cloth and start work but I don't endorse rape, I only do mutual sex [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

[color=Red]see the kind body hugging gown she wear to the area everyday, I won't mind doing a quickie with her [/color]

[color=fuchsia]like Why do girls wear this seductive clothes this days pheww [/color]
[color=indigo]her ass will just be shaking like oma ga ohhhh [/color]

[color=darkmagenta]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

AsMadAsMynd:
Coolestchris is viewing the thread behind curtains

[color=Red]hmmm I don't really admire giving out my account details to strangers [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

[color=Red]giving out account details is a no no for me [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

Tajbol4splend:
Whoa! You are really a simple guy, I read ur sig and tried to test how you would respond to that kinda assault, you did it in a wise way. You have a passion for music I guess

[color=Red]who doesn't love music though [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

[color=Red]happy marriage ceremony [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

[color=Red]think less and do more, and never regret your actions because it was meant to happen, after all,God sees the future already [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

CuddleMe:
Are you a musician, why are you telling me to watch out for new song.

I'm not interested in your song

[color=Red]sorry mademoiselle [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

Lionessza:
Xhosa...what are you?

[color=Red]you won't know it [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

CuddleMe:
Their choice

[color=Red]exactly [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

ZarZar:
You cool as your name implies

Can you give us a verse of your new cucumber song.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw a big cucumber while the salad was dressing

[color=Red]uhmm I actually did a raw version before but hopefully will polish it up with studio works [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

RaggedyAnn:
Okay.......
I actually agree with you, well done . May not be an exhaustive list, but most of your points are valid. To rephrase your post...because it drips with male chauvinism....
1. They want to be single and free of commitment.
2. They're not making any effort to be in a relationship.
3. They're focused on building themselves up career-wise, and making themselves too formidable for the average guy.
4.
5. They cannot commit to one person.
6. They're ill-mannered.
7. They're lesbians, and can't pull off the sham of a lavender marriage.


Now, who are these people always wondering if and why some women will stay single forever that these kinds of topics see the light of day so often? Who gives a Bleep about why women are single? Call them o! So that they can read and we can finally lay this matter to rest.

[color=Red]nice angles, but I think the next generation of grandfather and grand mother are gonna be so annoyed at their children because we are all heading to a world of freedom which they aren't used to [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

Lionessza:
No i am not

what tribe

Lionessza:
100%

so r u a zulu

ZarZar:
Mostly annoying but a few are palatable.

what about me

Lionessza:
No we can't.

u r so sure

ZarZar:
Tell him he is late. Soon Seun will change the name to NairaRand Nigeria collaborates with SA all the time, nothing new

I see,so how are we Nigerian people character

Lionessza:
Female lion from South Africa

[color=Red]Why do south African people love Nairaland, can't they get a randland [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

Lionessza:
Shooting at crushers

I mean the moniker

Vivly:
If you met your spouse on facebook, then we are all your inlaws.

[color=Red]failed attempt at witticism [/color]

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Lionessza:
Candy

and my name is crush.. What's the meaning of your name

Lionessza:
The whole post is hilarious.

What's your name

[quote author=Lionessza post=56379341][/quote][color=Red]Why u giggling mrs lion [/color]

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firstking01:
I doubt if you 've ever touched biro before.

[color=Red]I doubt if you have ever used ur brain before [/color]

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McBrooklyn:
Without stupid people, we would have no one to laugh at...


So, let's take this time out and thank a stupid person for their contribution...

[color=Red]brother if I descend on you with insults, you will create a thread to seek for apology [/color]

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[color=Red]they look so cute together [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

lalasticlala oya forward am

[color=Red]some ladies actually love that freedom from guys, they like a situation whereby they can slay without any boy on their necks.

they believe at the appointed time A man will fall specially for them from heaven.

they believe that by acquiring all the wealth of the world they will get a guy also with same wealth

some are married to pappy water

they love their olosho work

they constantly abuse their father's not knowing that there is a special curse of singleness for any girl who constantly abuse her father

they are not necessarily single but somehow having a secret lesbian lover [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

Tajbol4splend:
You are such an idiot, I really hate you and I'm spitting on you right now, you fool.

[color=Red]I don't know you bro [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]

[color=Red]if u have the right techniques your teeth will be a device [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]