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see these shameless people cumming over Pep's loss when their club is heading to Europa , Nike do and start sewing those jerseys abeg....Thursday football awaits y'all losers

someone call 911...city needs medical attention

mehn this is absurd

oya keke stop here, *stretches my waist* *treks to the anfield* *signs autographs* goes to the stand and sits beside them Ferguson and co

jelel6:
I'm still angry Liverpool got paired with City. I was hoping they both get paired with the Two Spanish Giants.

What a match this will be. easily the best game of the UCL so far. Two crazily attacking teams. The gegenpressing, The sprints, The defensive mistakes, This is what the feeling of UCL nights are all about.

Football lovers, happy 90 minutes of everything exciting about the game.

La miss, La Bend!!!!

so they can both go home abi?

that cr7 goal flipped something in la pulga's head , another masterclass from the king is whatsup

Roberto in midfield! arrghhh am about to cum .....dembouz should have started tho

all these Ronaldo fan boys sef , zlatan did same sh!t...even totti's screams vs barca is even better than this one.....best goal kor..amarula goal noi

all these Ronaldo fan boys sef , zlatan did same sh!t...even totti's screams vs barca is even better than this one.....best goal kor..amarula goal no

BlackManta:
barca wetin

you cant compare Chelsea and Roma with PSG and Juventus.

Barca never face tough team.

Real Madrid is the bulldozer in UCL this season.

both Madrid and juve have collected 3 vs barca

Lord pleaseeee give us an el classico semi final .....stupid juve no fit score for turin sef

even Tottenham no fit collect dis kain rape sef .....wtf? beautiful goal from cr7 tho

we are reporting live from the bridge where conte and co have refused to leave the stadium , a source just informed us that hidden hazard isn't even feeling remorse for his disgraceful performance as par "future Madrid player levels"

remontada is d greatest comeback ever but dis match is close

Messi - in Madridiots - out

Messi - in Madridiots - out

God save the king

no busi no party smh

TalabiAudu:
Unbeaten fc
Best defence fc
We are winning the treble fc

Una mumu never do

if i slap you eeh you will aff sense, treble still on track Moor.......Bayern dey wait sevilla on tuesday

Nicolars:
I swear, paining me for that guy, very talented... 5-6 top Madrid players ain't playing today yet not on bench

What's wrong with this zidane, the day ceballos started, he even scored two goals...

the guy isn't from France, Zidane loves them french

I just hope EV doesn't start messi today , can't risk an injury in a relatively unimportant match

who else still remembers Dani Cabellos (the boy with €500 million release clause)? that mofo cant even get into a match day squad vs las palmas.....WHEN YOU REJECT BARCA , YOU BECOME LESSER .

Kendzyma:
*C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?

Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.

Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?

Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.

Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?

Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?

Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.

Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?

Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?

Ronaldo: Champions League.

Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.

Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?

Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.

Messi: I’ve scored 97.

Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?

Ronaldo: I have 38.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?

Ronaldo: Me.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?

Ronaldo: I have.

Messi: Ronaldo has.

Judge: Most goals with weak foot?

Ronaldo: Me, I think.

Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?

Ronaldo: Me.. again.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more headers?

Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?

Messi: ...

Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?

Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?

Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.

Messi: I’ve scored 595.

Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?

Ronaldo: 146

Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���

NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals.

so as you old reach na dis kind shit you sidan compose ?

so you mean you guys are the real life Jamie and circei lannisters? idonbilivit

wtf is Tagliafico?? and that player is prolly going to WC and dybala isn't, , , , , sampaoli is testing unknown players few months to the WC

how can a sane human choose that fat bitch over icardi and dybala?? Argentina is so bleeped with that fool as coach

messi is bleeped, that bald cvnt should be sacked before he jeopardizes messi's chances at the world cup

R2bees:
How dope is the Mindhunter

very dope , started slow but picked up pace as the show progressed, , , , , , its for people that love criminal psychology

R2bees:
How dope is the Mindhunter

very dope , started slow but picked up pace as the show progressed, , , , , , its for people that love criminal psychology

scenes when you go home with another man's wife while your actual wife goes home to her parents cos you was nowhere to be found in d crowd

guess it's time for those madridiots to hit the cave button

madrid is on d verge of spoiling my ticket

Someone just saved his job for at least another month, but why the heck is neymar this immature? Someone with so much talent playing like ucl is inter-house sports thank God we sold that mofo.....