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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Gives America The Permission To Use Attack Drones. by crackerspub: 4:53am On Dec 09, 2017
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Politics / Re: APC Should Be Careful Of Atiku’s Supporters Who Didn’t Defect – Idahosa by crackerspub: 7:22pm On Dec 08, 2017

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Politics / Re: Kano: Buhari Visits Oil And Rice Mills, The Biggest In West Africa (Photos) by crackerspub: 6:22pm On Dec 08, 2017
DonBobes:




Please in d next 24 years just com to my barracks n ask for AURORA's hands in marriage. Na free i go give u because u too make sense for d explanations abeg!
No bride price just screen grab dis ur comment n bring das-all

LMAO


I can't stop laughing



The best comment for 2017



My brother I take bow, no no I take a standing ovation for this comment. Correct guy.



Abeg take origin make we enjoy this friday. You too much grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Against Buhari’s Proposal, Senate Pegs Oil Benchmark At $47 Per Barrel by crackerspub: 5:26am On Dec 08, 2017
python1:
They will soon arrive
ManirBK:
Over to you wailers!


Na wa, you guys don't have anything to do. Nothing even to prepare for lectures or work.


Loyalist and patriotic BMC spotted
Politics / Re: Against Buhari’s Proposal, Senate Pegs Oil Benchmark At $47 Per Barrel by crackerspub: 5:22am On Dec 08, 2017
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Politics / Re: Kashamu Urges Delegates To Reject Candidates Undergoing Trial by crackerspub: 2:07am On Dec 08, 2017
“It is a no-brainer that if a national chairman with a corruption case is elected, the party will literally be put on trial with him.


“This is one avoidable risk that is too much to take. You can be sure that a corruption trial of the national chairman of an opposition party will come with a lot of bad publicity that will sound the death knell the party”.

Kashamu pleaded with delegates and stakeholders, particularly those from the Southeast, to support the quest by the Southwest to produce the national chairman in the interest of equity and justice.

Now I understand, Kashuma wants that position cheesy cheesy cheesy




”The implication of this avoidable tussle is to make uncertain the settled Southeast vice-presidential quest in 2019. If the Southeast expectedly takes a principled stance in support of the Southwest, naturally as a reliable race in adherence to agreements, the Yoruba people would reciprocate without any prompting.

The Yoruba people would reciprocate without any prompting. Hahaha that part got me laughing so loud, Afonja nad betrayal na 5 and 6 grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Peaceful #endsars Protest To Hold In Lagos On Saturday by crackerspub: 1:57am On Dec 08, 2017
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Politics / Re: Kano: Buhari Visits Oil And Rice Mills, The Biggest In West Africa (Photos) by crackerspub: 1:29am On Dec 08, 2017
This visit concludes President Muhammadu Buhari's 2-day official visit to Kano, and the President departed to Daura by road, accompanied by the governors of Kano and Jigawa.


"President departed to Daura by road" the same road that he's going to use to go back to Daura come 2019

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Politics / Re: Kano: Buhari Visits Oil And Rice Mills, The Biggest In West Africa (Photos) by crackerspub: 1:26am On Dec 08, 2017
kurupt1:
King of the north......hope they have discovered oil in the north.But our leaders are either very dumb or wicked...... Why invest such a large amt in discovering oil when the world is going green.why not use that money and invest in better viable ventures?

Oil Mill not Oil as in petroleum grin grin cheesy


An oil mill is a grinding mill designed to crush or bruise oil-bearing seeds, such as linseed or peanuts, or other oil-rich vegetable material, such as olives or the fruit of the oil palm, which can then be pressed to extract vegetable oils, which may used as foods or for cooking, as oleochemical feedstocks cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Funny Photo Obasanjo At His Phd Defense At NOUN by crackerspub: 1:14am On Dec 08, 2017
The old father Christmas at Obasanjo's back says it all, his facial expression says it all. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: SEE Why Igbos Must Vote Buhari For Second Term – Kalu by crackerspub: 8:17am On Dec 07, 2017
According to Kalu, “Marginalisation of Igbo did not start today. It is something that has been there immediately after the civil war; so, Buhari will not take only four years to correct it.

Have you forgotten the 97% and 5% so easily because of becoming APC chieftain


A true Igbo man won't make such comment.


F*ck U and Buhari!
Travel / Re: Two Female Pilots All Smiles After Flying Passengers From Abuja To Lagos. Photos by crackerspub: 7:24am On Dec 07, 2017
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Hmmm what a bad news for Name Checkers Association of Nairaland grin grin grin



The way Igbos vs Afonja crew will run away from this thread cheesy cheesy Bad market



Open and sweet market for feminist cheesy cheesy cheesy



As for me, I'm minded mi business- Jenifa's diary wink wink wink

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Crime / Re: Giving Phone Numbers To Strange Persons May Lead To Your Kidnap, DSS Wa by crackerspub: 3:51am On Dec 06, 2017
He listed Lagos, Ogun and Oyo States as where internet fraud activities were more prevalent in the South-west region of the country, while identifying a certain tertiary institution(name withheld) in the region as an area of highest concentration of cyber criminals in the country.


Our Accommodator brothers again


Case closed!!!
Crime / Giving Phone Numbers To Strange Persons May Lead To Your Kidnap, DSS Wa by crackerspub: 10:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
Awka — The Department for State Security Service (DSS) has warned that giving out phone contacts and other vital personal information to unknown persons could lead to kidnap or other forms of theft.

The Deputy Director of the DSS in-charge of security in Anambra State, Mr. Yekini Ishola, who spoke during a paper presentation in the security department of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, entitled: 'Developing Technological Strategy Towards Crime Reduction In Tertiary Institution,' said many had fallen victim as a result of this.

He said disclosing telephone numbers, bank verification numbers, ATM card numbers and others could be injurious to people's security.

He identified investigation and intelligence gathering as ways perpetrators of cyber crimes could be nailed, while cautioning the public to desist from disclosing sensitive personal information .

He attributed the increase of cyber crimes in the country to dearth of cyber security experts and other technological means for tackling the menace.

He listed Lagos, Ogun and Oyo States as where internet fraud activities were more prevalent in the South-west region of the country, while identifying a certain tertiary institution(name withheld) in the region as an area of highest concentration of cyber criminals in the country.

He said: "Cyber crimes are not committed by an individual, but a network of criminal activities perpetrated by syndicates using theft, hacking, stalking, malicious software and other dubious means to gain access into personal information and account details.

"As a result of dearth of hitech cyber security apparatus in the country, it could be rather difficult to fight cyber crimes to a standstill.

"Collective responsibility is therefore required to track cyber fraudsters and their cronies. Investigation and intelligence gathering are ways perpetrators of cyber crimes can be nailed."

http://allafrica.com/stories/201712050473.html

Crime / Re: Egyptian Lawyer Al-Wahsh Jailed For "Lady Wearing Ripped Jeans Deserve Rape" by crackerspub: 10:48am On Dec 05, 2017
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Politics / Re: I Almost Fled Nigeria In 2016 – Buhari by crackerspub: 10:24am On Dec 05, 2017
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President Muhammadu Buhari has said he nearly abandoned his plum office in the early days of his administration as a result of the parlous state of the economy that was bequeathed to him by the Jonathan-led administration.


Blame game, three years no tangible development.


So the first time you Bubu plunged Nigeria into recession it was Jonathan that caused it.


During campaign, you told us you and APC lead government will create 3 million jobs every year, make N1 = $1, We will defeat Boko Haram etc


For the past three years, you have been in power, you have been busy wasting taxpayers money travelling all over the world meeting leaders that don't know you exist. The big question is how many have visited you in Aso rock since you became the president of our great country.


Technically defeated Boko Haram 2015, 1100 people have technically died from 2015 to date. So its Jonathan that made you fail on that.


Continue to technically blame Jonathan, come 2019 we the masses will technically vote you in undecided

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Sports / Re: World Cup: Victor Moses Reveals What Chelsea Players Said About Nigeria’s Group by crackerspub: 8:43am On Dec 05, 2017
The Chelsea winger told Mirror, UK, “We don’t want to play against Messi, but it is what it is. We’ve got to go and play our football and see what happens.

Even with Messi plus retired Maradona, we are going to beat Argentina. Enough of that rubbish, Messi na God undecided undecided


All I see is Nigeria winning the group with full 9 points.


Croatia with Luka Modric can be stopped, resilient and defensive minded Iceland can be beaten!


9ja all the way!

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Properties / Re: Real Estate Industry Still In Recession - Experts by crackerspub: 7:27am On Dec 05, 2017
winkBaron Rothschild, an 18th century British nobleman and member of the Rothschild banking family, is credited with saying that: "The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets." He should know. Rothschild made a fortune buying in the panic that followed the Battle of Waterloo against

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Politics / Re: About Time !! Ghanaian President Embarrass French President With Shocking Speech by crackerspub: 7:03am On Dec 05, 2017
[s][quote author=bigtt76 post=62989958]Foolish man, did he stay in Ghana as a youth? Was he not galivanting Europe back then? All these old politicians frustrating the Youths wants them to remain behind so they can continue to frustrate us all..... Dia fada! grin

Nice speech though. [[/s]/quote]

You lack both wisdom and understanding, chai I pity you and the money wasted on your school fees.



That's a leader talking and if we have men like him in all African countries. Africa would turn to a developed continent.



I'm praying for him, the demons/western countries don't like men that oppose their policies. Libya/Gaddafi a very good case study

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Rumana-Gbagyi Community In Kaduna, Kill One, Shoot 4 (Photos) by crackerspub: 8:38pm On Dec 04, 2017
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Speaking with journalists over the phone, one of those whose family is affected, David Madami, confirmed the attacks saying over five persons sustained gunshot wounds with one person, Rabiu Nababa Zonkoru, losing his life to the rampaging armed bandits who also stole an unknown number of cattle.

By there fruits you shall know them, people who value cows more than human beings. Our Fulani brothers again!


The locals are urgently asking for intervention by the Kaduna state government and security forces to contain the attacks which left many villagers running into the bushes to save themselves. Rumanan-Gbagyi is under Buruku police division.

grin grin grin When there brothers run the Nigerian government, story for the gods grin cheesy cheesy


Their was a country.

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Travel / Re: Truck Conveying Beer Crushes Keke Napep After Accident In Uyo (Photos) by crackerspub: 7:31pm On Dec 04, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
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Nobody dey drink legend na.



It was a necessary loss!


Very stupid brand of beer.
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NwaAmaikpe copycat cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Cult Member Dies As Bulletproof Charm Fails by crackerspub: 7:27pm On Dec 04, 2017
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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Victim, Ali Ahmadu Returns From UAE After Surgery (Photos) by crackerspub: 6:05pm On Dec 04, 2017
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We have technically defeated Boko Haram-Buhari/Lai Mohammed




More than 1100 people have died since APC lead government technically defeated Boko Haram_News report



We will technically vote you guys out come 2019-Masses

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Crime / Re: Stray Bullet From Police Pursuing Driver Over N50 Hits Man In Rivers (Graphic) by crackerspub: 6:00pm On Dec 04, 2017
Obascoetubi:
sse this Igbo police self
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A young man almost lost his life due to the reckless behaviour of a police officer.



You, on the other hand, wants to turn it into a tribal war.



Only SE police officers that are reckless according to your thinking.



No wonder our leaders use the brains of people like you to cause divisions between ourselves.



I pity you undecided

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Crime / Re: Baggers Kill Eiye Cultist In Delta After "Bullets Refused To Enter His Body" by crackerspub: 11:26am On Dec 03, 2017
TITOBIGZ:


I doubled dat. gringringringringringrin

My brother i still dey laugh. Useless boys.

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Crime / Re: Baggers Kill Eiye Cultist In Delta After "Bullets Refused To Enter His Body" by crackerspub: 11:15am On Dec 03, 2017
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Wages of sin is death

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Politics / Re: Buhari Holds Meeting With King Of Jordon, King Abdullah II by crackerspub: 10:49am On Dec 03, 2017
yarimo:
Sai baba BUHARI making nigeria and nigerians proud both locally and internationally.


SMH, majority of Nigerians don't know the cost of each trip by Buhari. If you have an idea of the cost in terms of resources you won't be a BMC.


The big question to BMC, how many world leaders have visited Bubu in Aso rock since he took office as commander in chief of a great nation called Nigeria?

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