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I keep repeating the same stuff in my texts with women... it's not how it was back in the days

Amidst my pain, I feel joyous for nil that still gives me attention- ©CrazyBen

Without further addo, I'll get down to my epistle
While a teen, lot's of girls flocked around me (I lacked wisdom to collect) but getting to 18 yrs, it all stopped
While some people age gracefully, others age sapally (hunger wan kee me)
Mehn! I almost gat deformed due to constantly eating cheap-rubbish eg garri & groundnut for 2 weeks straight , macaroni (when it was still cheap) & beans...
Omo girls stop to de look my side CHAI!
I was really looking like the ordeals I had been through(nasty)... I decided once and for all to sell my soul to the devil in order to acquire three things. Being irresistibly attractive was one of it.

Guys coming to the present day me, I am still not that balanced financially buh I'm damn handsome pretty (I lie not)
Once people look me, dem go look my chest cos they think I be babe....
I can count the number of girls that I started conversation with, the rest are the ones that initiated conversations
There isn't a girl that I desired that didn't want me hahaha!

Problem started when I began noticing I couldn't help but ruin my DMs with these girls....
Without even using redpill, these girls be sending me sweet msgs eg wishing I taste their fruits, love texts at night etc but I always feel the urge of either snubbing msgs, scolding them for irrelevances or just being boring ....mehn!
The thing is, they never leave me be, they're always trying to be with me buh matter don comot from my hand

I'm currently a sadist guys. It's just like having everything & nothing @ the same time

Devil has ran me 419

I demand a refund

How do I go about this abeg, I cry on my cold bed alone


© CrazyBen

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Great one.. justice
I am glad she hacked the guy to death if he truly wanted to rape her..

This is clearly a case of self defense so good riddance..you have to defend yourself at all cost..

I don't see any reason why you will want to rape a lady for what?
I am really glad justice prevailed..it's high time women start defending themselves from these bunch of weaklings since no one is really concerned..

Mumu human being...
Ur words are insensitive
What do you mean by hacked

He's not serious

©Crazy_Ben

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck


Niggarr!!

yeah bro,help me ask the Cockroaches....WTF!
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Old bigots are pocketing all these money....
Our children are endangered indeed, cos when the owners come for their money, we all willl be arrested
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Polynek:
Instead of u to kill Dem, U are snapping dem

u no get joy o.... Imagine if supernatural beings terminate you when you're about entering a wet dripping puna
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phelonrays:
Wow
a never before seen photos


You should be awarded Photographer of the Decade, cause this is so professional and timely..

You're welcome jor... Hope you've seen the pic of the frog?

Truvel:
Dey Are Networking.

Ah!
No wonder their antennas were shaking

ZIINI:
15yrs old Facebook account I laff in dutch
Op when was Facebook invented?

Call if you're interested, I have some accts ranging from 1-7yrs

Fahdiga:
Same thing that Buhari and Aisha does in the other room before his demise

Lol, presido Don die?

Cpossibility:
They are fighting. Go and separate the fight.

But they looked happy bross

Mehn! Wtf
I helped them with the photographs

BTW 10yrs old Facebook acct for sale

Call zero 8 zero 2 three one 8 three two 6 one (I'm tired of fb, that's why )

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Mehn wtf!
They were like this for more than an hour....
I had to take photographs for them

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BTW 15yrs old Facebook acct for sale

Call zero 8 zero 2 three one 8 three two 6 one (I'm tired of fb, that's why )

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Dis gal is my crush o

How do I reach her abeg

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Rip

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Hahahaha this reminds me of a certain man who once Called us zoo animals but we refuted his claims...

So in my supposed home country, i can't even send my daughter to buy me recharge card? Haba!

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In most religions, it's a big sin to help conceal evil o

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I won't wish anybody happy birthday.. It's not like any politician does same to us


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Print 'em out with sharp printer but if them holl' you, OYO stuffs

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Dude, I don't understand the kind of picture
you're painting here, I was like you once
but after staying with different ladies I
realized the sad truth about them...

I won't say that truth yet as it's best you learn from experience

© CrazyBen

This na normal kwarraption na....next!

Efcc no get face for this country Sha

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Umm sorry man, get well soon. Na wa to the nurses wey lye am down

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SegFault:
Others de hear ribbit Your Own na urabap which kind person u be?

guy lol...na Grandpa ,na why.

KillerBeauty:
Can frog bite?
Cos I don't understand how it's poison can kill you

The mental stress I went through that morning no be chise