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I wish to hav a long lasting relationship

INTROVERT:
my job is being online 247 and I don't understand why it's hard for people to comprehenhend that.

den u should hav been aware dat access bank is recruiting.. Infact, u should hav been d first person to post d vacancy application here in nairaland for us..

vizkiz:
Nigerians can eat anything!
Imagine one bastard telling me that lizards are very nutricious

As for me, anything apart from catfish and red meat is a no go area! If you like smoke am make the aroma dey shake the heavenlys, I no chop

u want to lie u havnt eaten sardine, goatmeat, turkey, etc..?

INTROVERT:
am not a fresh qradute.....

den act like one!

Hmmm.....

It is not by goin to mount carmel to pray, wen u come down here and kongi catch u, u go surgi..

Truckpusher:
I only told you what should be done and not how you could do it.

Taking a human fluid from the vagina requires meticulous planning and the highest level of deceit.

alryt..

INTROVERT:
I don't beleive

like seriously? If u used this energy ur using in nairaland to browse for companies, u"v hav gotten a very very good job.. Fyi, they r recruitin.. And I submitted my cv last two weeks!

Gorno...

Not everybody wearing a corporate attire is a graduate..

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Just comb his hair and take the comb to the doctor. Finito! [/color]

I was talkn abt takin d dna of d unborn baby... Truckpusher has already told me hw its done..

Policemen are not reverend fathers!

Truckpusher:
You can take her fluid.

alryt...

cutieberie1:
exactly

wow., whr hav u been lately

Being nice isn't bad... People get confused between nice and coward... Well for me, I cnt stop being mysef, I dnt care if u like me or not.. As long as d lord blesses me for my virtues, to hell with wat u think.

Truckpusher:
Lol, ordinary ear bud does that job with ease.

I mean an unborn baby ooo

kingsboy12:
Just a hair or fingernail of d baby, is all you need.

Doing dat of my kids once dey arrive even my wife is aware of my intentions self.
Though i trust my wife but i don't trust Naija doctors (Baby switching tins).
I know wan hear stories dat touch after some years

no, u dnt get, I mean takin d dna of d unborn baby... Cux I watched an american movie where a lady had sex wit two men and she got pregnant.. She doesn't knw d true father and she took some of d husband"s hair and gav it to d doctor.. And later, d result was out

ronald4lif:
I am boss. You see, it takes just a drop of spermatozoa to impregnate a woman and there's no way one can tell if a prick has entered the 'place' lol.

Not like I'll inform her I'm going to have a paternity test though. It will be done without her knowledge and she'll never know, unless of course the unexpected is the case.

Trust is just not enough to father a child one is uncertain is truly theirs.

ronald wait first, shey for one to do a paternity test, the doctors will take d dna of d baby and d man.. So hw will u take d dna of d baby without she knowing

ronald4lif:
Heaven knows paternity test is a must for all my unborn kids. Can't trust these shawarma ladies of nowadays lol.

lol... Ronald cmon....u can't be serious

Sango will punish u op

Midehi:
a guy who doesn't want to marry you wont; even with all these.


a guy who loves & really want to marry you will do; without all these.

I couldn't agree wit u more true that. A guy knws if he will marry a lady or not just frm d first date...

Midehi:
superstory!

so wats ur own way?

Its shameful to lustfully look at a woman.... Let alone an ashawo

dollyinxx:
Oga ade...
Her shadow is very showin only if u check out her very behind
Besides wot on earth would make d guy assume dis poss if sb was nt under d awkwardly positioned leg

I don hear oooo.. U guys should stop quoting me mehn... I purposely wrote that..

El rufai oya gv me sword leme go and slice nnpc into two

They should hav buried it in d ground...

Who killed it

Lmao...