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Lol brother,, u see, some women are destiny killers.. Its her choice.. Forget her and move on

Her saGged bre_asts tho

Sapphire86:
Thank you but I can already speak in tongues.

I tell u solemnly, if u have the gift of tongues, and u don't hav love, you are nothing.. I am love.. Have me

legallyblonde:
lol..no

so tell me, r u blonde?

Sapphire86:
I take it that u r the Holy Spirit?

yes

rawtouch:
If I catch u ehnnn

lmao.. Unfaithful husband

Constantly beggn for favors... To me dats a huge turn off.. Let him be jor!

Sapphire86:
The virgin Mary

lmao... Can I come upon u and over shadow u?

Boy if she aint tellin u shiiit, u dump her sorry ass ok..

legallyblonde:
the one whru looked like ojuju kalaba holding a cutlass to its neck? boy have a seat i'm praying for you!

yeah dats what I wanted u to see.. Nw do I look threatened?

legallyblonde:
threatened man!!

lol am not threatened.. Hav u seen my pic lately?

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha


Don't know why I find the bolded full of hilarity

mehn the same thing happens to me often.. I was told to say a vote of thanks after an nysc lecture during camp days.. And I said this to the old men "I want to thank u guys for the great speech" lool it so was a reflex and youth corp members were like wtf. A frnd got to signal me after d vote of thanks and told me what I had said and I was very shocked cux I ddnt even knw I said dat.

Its over bro.. Tell her to get d fvck outta ur house

Introvert sef..

Sapphire86:
Well I realize that my title isn't The Good Samaritan so no!

so wat's ur title?

skyfullofstars:
You don't need to do this to sleep with a girl.....

There's only one thing I beg you: never lie to a girl and promise things only to sleep with her!

taken note of dat. I promise neva to do dat.

iphunanya:
How much do you sell??

its 1500 last per bottle..natural coconut oil, no additives, nothing.. Price is very fair enough.

Her kitty cat don turn to muscle na...

Chascop:
look at oo
.. From simplicity now, e go enta atrocity

I can hurt a fly

sandrannna:
I should call u? U know I won't do dat.
U need to meet some criteria before I can call u.

I dnt need to be someone else for u to call me.. I"m just a simple guy

sandrannna:
I'm listening. I jez hope d story won't bore me. Drop it like it's hot.

call me, I'l tell u. I promise

sandrannna:
I'm nt pompous. So I guess m nt calling u 2night cos d numbers are nt up to twenty.

u wana hear a story?

Lol her callin me yess boss will be a turn on.. What do u think?

sandrannna:
No, I av sellers who are experts in dat area.
I was just kidding earlier though, I know dats nt d shoe u r talking about.

If I were to be her, I will just pardon him bt I won't post a picture evidence.

dats nice.. I started thinkn u were somewhat pompous a lol bit, I guess I was wrong

sandrannna:
I dn't buy local shoes, I patronise italy made shoes. I can't be in her shoes.

oh really, so u travel to italy to buy shoes?

Biafra1000:
Haahahahahahah



Can't stop laughing
Hahahahahahaa

hhehehehehehe...

sandrannna:
1st class wickedness. Must u post it here?

some guys can be such a jerk.. If u were in her shoes, wad will u do

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Oye bu katrina
A dim mma.

Ebe ka e o since? Ana ma hu gi na nairaland again.[/color]

wooow.. Misssclassy is igbo.. This is gettn so interesting...

sandrannna:
U seem like u will be the lucky guy bt rem, I need 20 numbers. D amount of digits is nt even up to 10 now.

lol u knw dey say, patient dog eats d fattest bone right... Am a gentleman

chimerase2:
mind u dat op na troll so dos of u guys dropping ua number I wonder weda babe no dey una area
Una de fall una fellow guys hand oh I swear

wait first... Make we chin chon chin.

sandrannna:
R u a ......? Dat dp looks scary.

I demand that u put ur number here, nt putting it here will disqualify u.

lol yeah my dp looks very scary.. I need to chase away witches and idiats.. U bera call me.. 08120345214