₦airaland Forum

yuzjet:
And to show the whole world that you're DUMBEST[b] [b]mumu

the mumu can't even write out a bold text. Leme help u out.

MrsChima:
Do you want him?

mtcheew... I'm straight. No wonder ur husband hasn't been fvckn u all this while

MrsChima:
[size=22pt] (drops from mango tree)[/size]

I am officially tickled and befuddled. Only in Africa.

lol dis ur fall fit cause earth quake...

Same situation a third class graduate passes tru wen dey pass all stages of the interview only for dem to be told "sorry, we don't employ third class graduates...

Life isn't fair

Hahahahahaha...

jashar:
Maturity and Self Control. hard to get nowadays. *sighs*

yeah.

MrsChima:
Do you?

nope.. I can't hav wat I don't knw of..

MrsChima:
He is from he'll.

u mean hell?

MrsChima:
Disease ode.

do u hav it?

MrsChima:
Haba!

enlighten me..

yuzjet:
Chai....... Must u comment?

yeah. To remind u of hw dumb u r

MrsChima:
Judging from your picture alone you do not look young although you behave childish.

Only in Nigeria...a woman in her child bearing years is old. OP

chima is from nigeria too. Right?

Say she be bricklayer?

MrsChima:
Go cure the herpes you have contracted scammer.

what is herpes?

Truckpusher:
MrsChima toto be like rubber band - the more you go the more expansion you get .

Everywhere na toto toto sotay you go begin ask wether na party in one body na him you dey so?

Mrs Chima you need alum.

lol she doesn't need just alum, she needs tonnes of it..

MrsChima:
Kiss my ass scammer.

why r u beggn me to kiss ur deflated ass? Did dey tell u dat a prince"s kiss will turn ur ugly ass into a princess? Wake up old woman!

Enegod:
*dies* and you will start questioning the size of your kondo

two of una eh.. Laff wan kill me

Only if he was a virgin

And go to heaven and meet 72 virgins.. We knw

Enegod:
forget it... I'm not gonna give up on that yansh!

loool. Ur doomed

LadyBoss1:
Horror, thrillers , fantasy, foriegn movies tho

hav u seen d movie "the ruins', the ring

Gosh if that tin enta nigeria, u will be hearin series of cases on women rapin men

LadyBoss1:
Yeye
Yes now i see nolloywood movie as comedy no matter how serious dey try to be i just laugh ..

wat oda type of movies do u like to watch?

MrsChima:
False. I am not going to let you anywhere near my toto.

ur mates are havn kittycat, ur own na toto.. So local.

LadyBoss1:
*effects of Nollywood* smh

lmao.. U sef dey watch am? I think say na only zion movie u dey watch

chipatra:
u serious abi na joke?

its funny nau.. Won't u laff?

LadyBoss1:
His broke dont let dat dp fool ya mrcork the rich man

yea mrcork.. Nw go and seduce him... Goooooooooooo.. Buhahahaha buhahahaha..

LadyBoss1:
Lol d one u bought me

yea.. The one I bought for u to deceiv men like enegod so he will drop all his money for us to enjoy. U knw his weak point is yarnsh

alberto2k:
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hahahahahahahah. . . so funny indeed
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looool