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Chiam55:
5yrs ago

wow..... Quite a long time. Smth must hav made u become one ryt?

Chiam55:
Yeah he is standing UP and I'm sitting DOWN

hahahahahha bad girl..

FLAWLES:
.is she on NL?

yups. Buh silent nowadays.

Chiam55:
I'm not practicing. I'm an agnostic

eya... Since wen did u become one?

FLAWLES:
.God punish ya assS; which kin rottiii lie b dat?

bae, u should ask d babe dat said dat.. .. We aint togeda anymore

missghost:

kini?

Chiam55:
I'm not even a member

lol how? I dnt get

Twaci:
Awwww! Honey! Thanks

its my pleasure. As long as ur very confortable.... Happy sundae

Chiam55:
Ok say God's name which leaves room for interpretation

Where do I sit? Is the seat next to djeezy taken?

lool u dnt want to sit beside him., his preek will be standin..

FLAWLES:
.wats dat on ur signature?

dats wat a girl said to me.. So anytym I read it, I rememba hw awesome I am

Chiam55:
As long as we don't say ijn

so watsup, I'd like to me a menber of ur religion

Chiam55:
As long as we don't say ijn

whose name will it be if not in God's name .. Dnt worry, u will like it... Will specially treat u nicely..

Twaci:
Olonga. Oya shift for me, I need to sit down (this heels wey I wear no b am at all... )

twaci bby, come I hav a special sit for u

FLAWLES:
.have u confess to God?

abeg make una stop ooooo... I dnt wana derail...

Chiam55:
I'm not a xtain

I'll just observe from the doorway

lol I luv muslimahs... Dnt worry, u'l like d service..

Chizzy20:
i hope u ve repented ooh nd confessed ur sins..

lol I dnt want to derail this thread...

Dotwillis1:
lol, I'm not an Engineer, i think cutehector can handle that well,

lol, bros abeg, am happy wit my usher work, dem babes are feelin d boy already

imbless:
after service we go do holy communion with 501 and cheese ball

na him be say all of us go begin speak in tongues

FLAWLES:
.trust me Honey.....i can handle it.....

,, dah year wey I been dey theif money from offerin box wen I dey small go dey buy busicuit...

FLAWLES:
.hope dem de give FIRST TIMER food and drinks?cuz the first time i went to REDEEM dem give me VIJU and CAKE >:|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;oya answer mk i decide weda i go act d part of FIRST tIMEr or OFFERING sec

so u ddey go church becos of food?

damseyl:
I have a thick voice

looool, I tot in ur cv, u put singing as one of ur hobbies

Midehi:
tnx...am going to a physical seat, am set to go,the driver is almost set too.
so co-ordinate the service well & be careful with the offering money.

whch church u dey attend

FLAWLES:
.no no no>just leave the offering sec to me

wetin? So u wan use all d money buy peruvian hair abi?

jacksparrow1207:
But why?

why o why

damseyl:
I thank God for the gift of life. Blessed be his Holy name!


Who is taking the praise and worship?

lool wtin do ur voice?

missghost:
Midehi welcome to today's service, please take a seat.

why u come dey do my usher work na Abeg go altar..

Falconey
Tosyne2much
Naijaboiy

Please take d sit at d bak...


And alberto2k, sitdon for front make d spirit enta ur body

missghost:
No, only me can handle the offering.
Concentrate on welcoming the guest

na him be say I go put people like rokiatu, mprex, FLAWLES, eroticangelina and shezhawt go sitdon for front sit.. The pastor go lose concentration ehhhhh

missghost:
Na ishiilove dey do that kyne one.

lool d babe sef no fit pray dah kyn one, na faradano go pray dah one, I hear say her prayer dey pursue even mosquito..

missghost:
Lol

wait, dis ur moniker sef? Show urself.... As for me, u knw na, I go handle offering...

missghost:
I noticed that many romancelander don't go to church so I decided to create this thread for all those who will be online this morning

So drop your inspirational messages and word of thanks.
Inspire and encourage a romancelander.
Sing, praise God and be happy In his Presence.

Let me start by saying ~ Thank you Lord for granting us the grace to see today. Thanks for your mercies that are new every morning.
All glory be ascribed to your name Amen.

lol hian, I tot I was goin to see some robo shama bobobo kind of prayer

Lool if rokiatu lead us in prayer na him say nobody go close eye

Wittylens:
1) ? ? ? ?


2) Hell No!


Yesterday , My neighbour , A small boy , came to me and said "Abeg come give me your phone make I use check scores" . I was really shocked! This guy is not up to 12years old! What tha hell does he need money for?

lol am laffn at the "abeg come gv me your fone make I check scores" d manna in which he said it makes me think he is irrespectful..