₦airaland Forum

Amefrica: I'm laughing so hard .. Someone should guess wetin dey make me laff.. Buhahahahahaha

Beennkumar: Oh. . I prefer apples too

Beennkumar: Oh. . I have no idea why

Beennkumar: The indians in SA?

Beennkumar: Yes. Mangoes are the most important fruits here.

Dannylux: Hi, sweets.

Beennkumar: What?

Beennkumar: Amefrica, Leatherman.

Beennkumar: Mods are the guys who ban, right?

Nairaland needs an indian mod, don't you think?

Beennkumar: I want to be a mod too

martha: NOPE.... Deejay_Harry1 Noni

leatherman: u better get two tablets of paracetamol close by

martha: If My boifrnd (Harry) catches u...

leatherman: MARTHA THIS IS FOR YOU.

My Dear Martha, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
hart revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,

LEATHERMAN

Beennkumar: No. I'm very bad.

Beennkumar: No. I'm very bad.