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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Presidency Reacts To Buhari’s Alleged Plan Not To Hand Over To Tinubu by CXLVII: 8:55pm On Mar 24, 2023
BiafranPatriot:
grin...pained zombie don drop comment..



Pained! After Asiwaju won the election, you still believed I am pained?

We both know who is pained!

You were in pains for 8 years under the Buhari administration, and will start another 8 years soon!

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Politics / Re: Aondona Dajoh, Benue House Member-Elect Escapes Assassination Attempt, Car Burnt by CXLVII: 8:39pm On Mar 24, 2023
Obidients are very desperate!

They are now overshadowing Boko-Haram in terrorism

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Presidency Reacts To Buhari’s Alleged Plan Not To Hand Over To Tinubu by CXLVII: 8:37pm On Mar 24, 2023
BiafranPatriot:
Buhari will step aside. ..and then an interim Government will conduct an election between Peter OBI vs Atiku Abubakar...


Tinubu has already jakpa, because he knows a bench warrant for his arrest can be issued anytime now

This is reality
...

Stop smoking Marijuana
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Expresses Displeasure Over The Women Unclad Protest In Nasarawa [VIDEO by CXLVII: 8:21pm On Mar 24, 2023
After paying people to get naked, you still accusing them of getting naked! 🤣🤣🤣

Who is fooling who!


Elections are over and Peter should stop all these propagandas.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Presidency Reacts To Buhari’s Alleged Plan Not To Hand Over To Tinubu by CXLVII: 8:21pm On Mar 24, 2023
🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀


Comedy! Mods should please move to jokes section!
Politics / Re: Failure To Arrest MC Oluomo After Threat To Igbos Will Breed Impunity - Pyrates by CXLVII: 8:15pm On Mar 24, 2023
Cultist too now have a say!

When his BlackAxe, Vikings and Eiye going to tender their own observation.

I think it’s important for every cult group to share their observation.

One million boys already said election was free and fair. Same with De Bam and De well

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Politics / Re: POPULAR YORUBAWUYI SERVED MAMA CASSETTE WOTOWOTO by CXLVII: 8:14pm On Mar 24, 2023
Long over due!

He should have been arrested immediately after the election result was announced!

Very incoherent personality! Now he has left the option of rigging, and now attacking process.

Why I don’t blame employers who don’t give 3rd class graduate’s opportunity

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea Bissau: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) On Friday 24th March 2023 by CXLVII: 8:00pm On Mar 24, 2023
Iheanacho should leave replaced with Asisat Osuala


We would have a stronger team with Asisat Osuala
Politics / Re: Chude Has Been Released by CXLVII: 7:56pm On Mar 24, 2023
Too early!

He didn’t even spend up to 5 years!

We need communism in Nigeria! China and and Russia need to tutor us.
Politics / Re: Video: CJN Ariwoola Heading To Abuja Central Mosque Today For Friday Prayer by CXLVII: 7:54pm On Mar 24, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Tinubu is now truly the confirmed god of ipob pigs.

According to ipob pigs, Tinubu the god is capable of being in several places at the same time.

Tinubu was urgently flown to France hospital and presently in the hospital Intensive Care Unit.

Same Tinubu is presently holding a crucial meeting with the CJN in London. Indeed, the CJN disguised himself in a wheelchair.

These are the kind of lies these despicable illiterates told themselves throughout campaign and when Nigerians finally chose their leader, they claimed a mandate was stolen.

They hate the truth!

Even with reality staring at them, they still hoping for the impossible!

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Politics / Re: INEC Result Analysis Based On Samples From IREV by CXLVII: 7:51pm On Mar 24, 2023
Peter should stop day dreaming……

He should face reality and start planning for 2031

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Family / Re: How God Saved My New Born Child From A Bullet Through The Roof by CXLVII: 2:52pm On Mar 24, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
Do u know how much force u need to catapult a stone to pierce tru a zinc??

Now use that force to catapult a stone to Ur gf at her forehead and let see what will happen grin

It’s a free fall pellet! It cannot kill!

This should not be a debate if you familiar with guns!

Show me a news where a free fall pellet killed.
Family / Re: How God Saved My New Born Child From A Bullet Through The Roof by CXLVII: 2:11pm On Mar 24, 2023
OlawaleBammie:


So something that penetrate a metal(zink) and the ceiling can not penetrate a flesh??

I understand u sir

It won’t kill! The streamlined shape made it penetrate, but it won’t kill a rat!

Are you trying to compare the density of a roofing sheet to that of humans?

I repeat, it can NEVER kill!
Crime / Re: Four Nigerian Men Arrested As India Police Bust Gang Duping Businessmen Online by CXLVII: 1:42pm On Mar 24, 2023
Indian needs to take necessary actions!

It’s getting out of hands!

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Family / Re: How God Saved My New Born Child From A Bullet Through The Roof by CXLVII: 1:39pm On Mar 24, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
but it can pierced the roofing sheet and the ceiling with same gravity

And that it implies it will kill?

Have you walked inside hail storm before? If you have been, you won’t be telling me a done bullet will kill someone!
Family / Re: How God Saved My New Born Child From A Bullet Through The Roof by CXLVII: 1:37pm On Mar 24, 2023
ghettochild:

Who b ur physics teacher??
Or the school u attended?
Go back n get a refund..if the bullet is weak yet it pierced thru the roof n the ceiling.
Oga falling bullet can kill if it's hasn't lost all its velocity

Hello! It cannot kill! That’s a done bullet!
Family / Re: How God Saved My New Born Child From A Bullet Through The Roof by CXLVII: 4:57am On Mar 24, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
this is not a bullet casing, this is the bullet itself.

It has exhausted its velocity. It was shot into the air and already became armless armless!

It cannot kill anything at that point!
Family / Re: How God Saved My New Born Child From A Bullet Through The Roof by CXLVII: 3:13am On Mar 24, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
Chai

I have always said it, I hate it when gun is shot into the air, the bullet will not vanish up there, it will surely descend.

Some Imbecīl3 will say it's force has reduced and can't hurt again, well, until it happen to you that is when u will know that F = mg and F = wg are almost same tin. Now assuming this metal didn't fall on the roof but directly on a passerby head?


But wait ooh, this Ur bullet wey get two colours con resemble sharpened short pencil ✏️...u sure say no be Ur pikin's compass pencil ✏️ be that??

F=mg you stated?

What’s the mass of the bullet casing?

Hello! A bullet shot into the air, the casing cannot do anything. Outside a minor scratch, it can NEVER take life!

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Politics / Re: LP Supporters Physically And Cyber Stalking The CJN Of Nigeria With Defamation by CXLVII: 2:42am On Mar 24, 2023
OneTemplate:


Don't mind them. Elderly folks use them because distance from baggage drop off to plane can be considerable and challenging for the elderly. Like Heathrow T5. They even assign the elderly shuttle cars.

Everybody is a detective in Nigeria but the key ingredient of intelligence, that aids powers of detection, is missing in many.


Respect! Thanks for educating those dimwit. I couldn’t do it!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Tells Close Associates He Doesn’t See Himself Handing Over To Tinubu by CXLVII: 2:41am On Mar 24, 2023
🤣😂🤣😂

Mods should please move thread to jokes section!

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Politics / Re: LP Supporters Physically And Cyber Stalking The CJN Of Nigeria With Defamation by CXLVII: 2:32am On Mar 24, 2023
NothingDoMe:
They have evidence against him that he started walking well when he arrived 😆😆😆.

He should sue the newspaper so that they can present the pictures in court.


I can tell you have never left Nigeria!

Do you think Airport wheelchairs are for only the handicapped?

smh….

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Politics / Re: We Badly Need Regional Government by CXLVII: 2:28am On Mar 24, 2023
After election losss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Polls: Anti-tinubu Protesters Ground Abuja, Demand Interim Govt, Fresh Polls by CXLVII: 2:20am On Mar 24, 2023
OfoIgbo:


That was exactly how Endsars protests started. Just like play like play. But this one has more potential of becoming a nationwide revolution that will sweep away all the idiots that have held this nation down

😂🤣😂🤣

Nationwide you said? Only in the South East that will happen!

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Politics / Re: Polls: Anti-tinubu Protesters Ground Abuja, Demand Interim Govt, Fresh Polls by CXLVII: 2:18am On Mar 24, 2023
Jobless lots!

How much were they paid

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Mama, Larissa London Celebrates Son's 3rd Birthday by CXLVII: 2:16am On Mar 24, 2023
Mkelv0106:
Nawa ... Some people comment is just repulsive. Did she rape Davido, or she force Davido go raw. Guys when nvr chop belle full dey do girls won trap them with baby.
Wish this beautiful child happy birthday and move on, y'all don't have to be vile all the time.

Don’t mind them!

Same women are blaming their own gender for a man fvcking them raw!

Quote this day! Davido will still impregnate another lady. Dude still young and will still settle with reality- his very choice!
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Mama, Larissa London Celebrates Son's 3rd Birthday by CXLVII: 2:03am On Mar 24, 2023
Killbillz:

I love u for that statement Mami... Ur blessed beyond measure kiss
May Jah destroy all opportunistic and manipulating hoes out there. Them go shame las las!

A man has 4-5 women in his life, and you still insulting the women? Why don’t you blame the local dog fvcking anything!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Mama, Larissa London Celebrates Son's 3rd Birthday by CXLVII: 1:57am On Mar 24, 2023
Fahdiga:
This one is forcing herself on Davido by fire by force.

The mother of Davido’s only son?

Hello! Davido choose that life! He would be in the life of that woman and child forever!

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Politics / Re: Ramadan: Tinubu Prays For Peace, Unity And Harmony In Nigeria by CXLVII: 7:28pm On Mar 23, 2023
TheDEVlLHimseIf:
e pain am


When Asiwaju is the next President and your lots have been humbled!

Our sentences can show who is pained.

The joke is on you!
Politics / Re: Ramadan: Tinubu Prays For Peace, Unity And Harmony In Nigeria by CXLVII: 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2023
TheDEVlLHimseIf:
your harlot mother


Damn!

I felt your grieve!

Move-on! Peter has lost!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Meets With Labour Party's Governorship Aspirants In Imo State (Photos) by CXLVII: 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2023
Peter still wasting aviation fuel!

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Politics / Re: Ramadan: Tinubu Prays For Peace, Unity And Harmony In Nigeria by CXLVII: 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2023
TheDEVlLHimseIf:
useless man


Painment!

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