₦airaland Forum

shinejackie:
bokoharam no dey finish ........the more they kill them, the more the surface again....

Allureoftheseas:
Andriod and its bullshit, BB still the realest.

njuwo:
AKPOS: Thieves broke into my house last night, searching for money.

OCHUKO: What did u do?.

AKPOS: I woke up and started searching with them hoping to fine money for my transport fare.

njuwo:
Police officers at a road block ....
as motorists are stuck in jam
he stops a trailer
policeman : where is your permit
driver: hands in permit
policeman : do you have
extinguisher.
driver : yes its there ....
policeman : light up your indicators
driver: exactly on point indicators
work ....
policeman : do you have seat belt
driver : yes u can check .....
policeman : hoot a bit i hear ...
driver: pipipipi
policeman turns to his fellow officer
and says the man has everything let's
leave let him go.
As the motorist drives away officer
shouts : is your simcard
registered ....
motorist: no
officer : swine park there!. how can you
drive without registering your number
what if you get accident how will we
identify you ....