₦airaland Forum

Gods-child:
Wedding in Cyprus??...Wow!!!...Unbelievable!...I used to think we wed in Nigeria only sha...

But must wedding be decorated??..."I pronounce you husband & wife", "And you may now kiss the bride"...Shebi its just for the man to carry his better-half & go home...lobatan!

psoto: DAHRACH!!! Why aren't you talking? Did you miss many pages? Say something!

Osota: xquire(m), Dahrach(f), illswift(m), Krysstie(f), Gods-child(m). I see you all o. See as una fine this morning!

princessmia: u should add me too lady D. If u saw d cindy pic, den its moi

princessmia: sleep tyt lady D. Me too gotta hit da hay. Nyt dears.

Gods-child:
Haaaa....Oooookay!!...Please, pardon my inability to boot well, I'm sorry...Don't worry, I'm on PSOTO's friend list...I'll locate you whenever you add each other as friends...

psoto: Sleeping Beauty...Sleep tight dearie...

Gods-child:
But seriously, that is GC oooo!....Why would I upload someone else's pix & as mine?? CY, CHUKS, PSOTO, IK abeg make una rescue me ooo...Lmao!!!...The guy in that pix is dark, its just because the man beside him is darker...And he's of average height too...

Gods-child:
Haaaa!..D, its not my pix that we're talking about nah...Shebi I've shared mine, I know you ladies are beautiful...That's why we wanna see your pix, just to know what we guys have been missing all these days!...

If you see my FB pictures, you might not talk to me again...

psoto: Not bad...Lady D, we await urs...

wolebs0007: Gods-child(m), Dahrach(f), princessmia(f),
psoto(f) and 2 guest(s), I greet you all.

psoto: In kg please.
I weigh 52. The most I ever weighed was 54

princessmia: myn is 50. + or - 1kg wen resting or fasting respectively.

Gods-child:
But did any of the ladies praise GC initially sha??...I didn't do it for praise ooo!...I'm a kind of person who likes being myself no matter where I am and I did that just because I felt like doing it...I remember saying this before uploading it sef;

"maybe it would even facilitate my shortlisting with the "MARRY" forms I've obtained..."

And I also said this;

"I know it would strike up an argument based on which is cuter between an Orangutan & a Baboon...Don't worry, feel free to yab me...Won't take it personal!"

And I've been indirectly yabbed sef...Right now, what I'm expecting is for one of the ladies to ask for my phone number & send me an SMS saying I've been shortlisted!...Every other thing being said na still #prayerModeContinues#...Rotfl!!!!

psoto: What's that supposed τ̅☺ mean naa...I will still add o. A lot of people have not given up on ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ size.
Ladies P and D, abeg I want τ̅☺ know who weighs more. What do you both weigh?

Gods-child:
So you thought of PSOTO as HUGE!...Okay, I think you ladies should also upload your pix & let's see you...I wanna see how SLIM PRINCESS is, how HUGE PSOTO is & how SMALL DAHRACH is...lolzzzz!

Gods-child:
Oh yeah!...I already envisaged this too...lolzzzz

Gods-child:
Hmmmmm....That is who I am ooo!...For real!...Perhaps you'd like to come spend some time with me on the farm, just like a vacation...I'll show you turtles, snakes, rabbits, squirrels, okete(don't know the english name), etc...You'll eat tomatoes, vegetables & maize like never before...You'll feel fresh air like never before...You'll forget everything about NYSC...You'll forget everything about your BB...You'll feel a vibe of serenity...Come to the farm babe, come & have some good times...

My head no dey swell just like that ooo!...Na only one person fit make my head swell for this House, time would unveil her...But thanks for the appreciation...hmmmm!


GC, u posted dat pics intentionally..so d ladies can praise u...we don praise u oo..
u are trying to portrait the guy who doesnt brag abut his father's inheritance..who is hardworking..we all know swagg doesnt pay bills but hard labour..
personally, i dnt like lazy guyz, who depend on daddy...

princessmia: hahahahahahahahaha!

​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​ my gosh!

Dyu actually think I don't appreciate even d beggar on the street?

Lol

Anyway, my point was:
None of d persons seemed like you coz I simply assumed u would b darker in complexion.
Call me crazy, but I usually picture ppl I chat with.
For example:
CY: tall
IK: very fair
Psoto: huge
Dahrach: slim n smallish
Etc etc
Ofcoz I know dey myt not b wat I tink or imagine. if u put up a pic of urself in an armani suit n in a posh place, I'll still say the same thing if its not wat my initial imagination was.
Sorry if u tuk offence. But its left to u to make me beliv its really u.


PS: I don't expect u to go to d farm luking fly! Lol

Gods-child:
Issorai!...From what you know about GC in this House, its left for you to decipher which one of the 2 modernized "Early Men" is he...

The man on the left or on the right??

princessmia: hahahahaha! M not scared of age 30! I'm sure I'll welcome it wen d tym comes. Coz by God's grace I'd hav acheived alot n b very stabilized b4 den.

Gods-child:
#Yawns#....I remember I've said it before that ladies like playing 'hard to get'...Just look at the way they are all rejecting our advances...Well, I think its because they're still in their salad days...Lets see what happens when they reach 30 years of age!...You'll see some overpopulating the "Romance" section on NL, dropping their numbers & pin...bla, bla, bla...

...Hmmmm...You better be yourself in this House!....No one knows what tomorrow holds!....Just my 2 kobo ooo!....#PrayerContinues#

CY09: My dear, i'm an Atheist and i don't believe in that biblical idealogy.

CY09: Did you guyz just noticed that NL was inaccessible for like 3-5min?

CY09: You didn't know i was on your person when you said i should use my money in getting breakfast abi?

psoto: No, we won't

psoto: Don't mind SBABAJ joor, he's just kidding, don't take him sewious...

CY09: Hmmmmmmm!...Sbabaj u don hear?


99.9% of girls say this!