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CrimeRe: My Encounter With Ritualist In Lokoja Today. by dalu: 5:33pm On Jul 10, 2015
The second number didn't get any hits
CrimeRe: My Encounter With Ritualist In Lokoja Today. by dalu: 5:32pm On Jul 10, 2015
Tried the 1st number on trudialer... It says shamoring
HealthRe: “how Enugu Doctor ‘killed’ My Son’ – Senator Jim Nwobodo by dalu: 10:48am On Nov 20, 2014
There's a flaw in this story.. Stage 4 cancer is terminal metastatic cancer.. Unless the US doc is a miracle worker, The young man had a few months to live.. He prolly knew that hence his return to 9ja.. Now the doc that took up the case here should have informed them of the prognosis.. Maybe greed maybe lack of knowledge.. Either ways there may be a malpractice claim here.. Then again there may be nothing.. I suggest we wait for the doctors story..
EducationRe: World’s 10 Highest IQ Holders by dalu: 7:29am On Sep 14, 2014
JuanDeDios: Well, it seems only those who excel in science and the arts are listed here. Benjamin Netanyahu has an IQ of 190. That lead actress of Basic Instinct 2 - can't recall her name now - has 160.
Sharon stone
EducationRe: World’s 10 Highest IQ Holders by dalu: 7:22am On Sep 14, 2014
Nigerians don't know amyotrophic lateral sclerosis(ALS) but they the know ALS ice bucket challenge... Oh the irony
HealthRe: NMA suspends strike.....Live Update Of NMA Emergency Delegate Meeting At Abuja. by dalu: 12:47pm On Aug 24, 2014
After reading through all the comments all I can say is Nigerians deserve the level of Healthcare they have.. Way too much anger and very much said in ignorance

BUT NO PROBLEMS SOLVED

HealthRe: NMA suspends strike.....Live Update Of NMA Emergency Delegate Meeting At Abuja. by dalu: 11:59am On Aug 24, 2014
eaglechild: grin grin grin
Really? undecided
You veered way off from reality.
Are you really a healthworker huh huh
history taking has nothing to do with lab tests sir !
sequence
1. history taking
2. examination of the patient
3. differential diagnosis
4.labs(if needed)
5. treatment
HealthRe: NMA suspends strike.....Live Update Of NMA Emergency Delegate Meeting At Abuja. by dalu: 11:17am On Aug 24, 2014
GMC doctors duties.. Oya continue arguing guys

HealthRe: NMA suspends strike.....Live Update Of NMA Emergency Delegate Meeting At Abuja. by dalu: 11:00am On Aug 24, 2014
UK requirements for consultant nurses feel free to continue discussions

HealthRe: NMA Strike Suspended? by dalu: 10:38am On Aug 07, 2014
Further information

HealthRe: NMA Strike Suspended? by dalu: 10:18am On Aug 07, 2014
Apparently some there's been some misinformation

HealthRe: NMA Strike Suspended? by dalu: 10:13am On Aug 07, 2014
Sorry strike continues
TV/MoviesRe: Seasonal Movies You Wished Were Not Cancelled? by dalu: 7:05am On Oct 08, 2013
My God.......these are tv series not movies ....am i the only one that finds the title (and subsequent posts) akward
Christianity EtcRe: Jim Iyke Delivered In Synagogue Church Of All Nations by dalu: 6:35am On Sep 30, 2013
amichaelz: Jim Iyke Got Delivered From Evil Demons On TB Joshua's Emmanuel TV! .. Nollywood actor Jim Iyke got delivered today at Prophet TB Joshua's Synagogue Church of All Nations by Wise Man Daniel. Wise man Daniel had laid hands on Jim Iyke and immediately, the evil spirit started manifesting, confessing through him. The evil spirit revealed he had tormented Jim's life for so many years, confessing that it was trying to destroy Jim's life by making him stubborn, he couldn't fall in love with anyone or marry!
.....RUBBISH!!!
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 11:14pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Sorry buddy, do not undermine my intelligence because I sat here catching my fun. I got to go to bed. Have a great nite.
Errrr...sorry. .you are not intelligent.....the word is unbecoming when you are involved
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 11:10pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Eagles Fly Alone, but Crows fly in groups. Nematodes!
And vultures pick dead meat ....protozoan lifeform
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 11:06pm On Apr 04, 2013
Dreamflyin: Billionaire, sure say u get past 100k, abi ar u livin in ur dream world online? Cos wen i was bak home, by this time i'm brainstormin for the next mornin hectic schedule at popsie coy or too damn tired to chat after a busy day.
Nw in SA, it's just study, fly and eat.

Billionaire, o bu eziokwu? I nwerulu otu nari puku, ya foduzia otu nde naira cha cha?
Nwanne! hapu ya. anyi mara ndi otu ha..o soso onu ka ha nwere
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:58pm On Apr 04, 2013
supaeagles: LOL - I knew you were having fun going against the grain. It was fun. Catch you around later.
He loves doing that doesn't he ....I'm just here to have some fun myself
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:55pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Dalu, your brain is in your head, locate it and use it.
Billy your brain is in your a.r.s.e relocate it use it
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:49pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Nnah mehn, who will help me pursue this guy from Nairaland.
But I thought you wanted to show me pepper or something of that sort. When you join nairaland self small boy
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:48pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Help me beg him oh, I am dying of laughter here. Thank God for Nairaland, now I can laugh freely/.
I dey use high English ..if I have to.. the guy IQ no go allow am cerebrate and argue on that level...but if na agbero english ( the 150 k type) im go sabi
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:44pm On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=dalu][/quote]as we can see built still thinks with deference to his gluteal region . The fact that I'm in waiting doesn't mean I want them to die or I'm not running an arm of the business.... you probably learnt that way of life from retardeen.....kill or be killed .....billy billy billy .... don't try to become cerebral it very unbecoming of you.... live peacefully worth your OCD, retardeen and your millionaire conductors you'll make one happy family
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:37pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Waiting for your parent to die, so you can inherit their wealth is classic. I hope you have studied money management already, cos they way you are sounding, its like you wont be able to match your parents pedigree. The dream of every kid is to surpass their parents but I can not say the same about you buddy.
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:35pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Dalu, it is an insult to compare our President to Rev King. Do not do that again, this is just a warning. Where is your patriotic spirit ?
Billy warns dalu ; Billy spoke out in angst when his lover retardeen was compared to rev king. He threatened to unleash the bombers of boko haram and mend on the protagonist of this tale. His sole reason being unreasonable and unwavering love for retardeen which billy believes dalu should express ...in reply dalu said......I DON'T SWING THAT WAY BRO , LOVE YOUR RETARD ALL YOU WANT BUT ME I SAY IT AS IT IS
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:26pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: I do not know where you live and what you do for a living, but all I can say is, if your present job is not paying well, resign and start a business. Stop waiting for people to give you jobs.
While assuming that this affluent observer is a low income earner billy asks that this humble person starts a venture with the low interest loans that litter the nigerian estate... however it may be good to point out that this person is of old money and was a Trust fund child ....now heir in waiting
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:21pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Take it easy brov, Right now, you decide to think that being rich is evil, how can you have that mindset ? You have already sentenced yourself to poverty in your thoughts. A bus conductor chose his job and his salary is 5k per day and thats very much money. I know that my account officer earns 120k per month and live decently, so how come a bus conductor lament even when he earns more ? You see, Poverty is actually in the mind, cos the bus conductor actually earns more than my BSc holding account officer.
While making false accusations on the humble person of this well trained intrepid reporter ;" you have already sentenced yourself to poverty with yiyr mindset". He still maintains that the so called poverty that exists in Nigeria us in the mind like the matrix. Hence we can wake up anytime like neo and suddenly see that we have water light security and good education. However this education may not be of benefit add his account officer earns less than 3 dollars a day (his words not mine...again)
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:12pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: How come I havent heard ? yet you that is far off hears too much. Nnah, do not believe everything you read on internet oh, you might end up not coming home. No comfortable Nigerian will love to live abroad except for his business or job. Come home and eat better Nkwobi and bushmeat.
THINGS ARE BETTER OFF HERE!! Says billy ; this probably explains why retardeen quickly brought lazarus peshe back to 9ja after the well proclaimed leave of absence. This also explains why the governors of 9ja donate funds regularly to the poor banks of the impoverished Swiss nation. We watch as more drama unfolds
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Whats the relationship between a bus conductor and school fees ? Everyone can not be on the same wavelength. But at least they live on over $2 a day.
While still affirming the 150k earning potential of the bus conductors billy reiterated that they don't have to send their offspring or relatives to school as he sent his to middlesex. he believe however. .these very rich strata of Nigerians may decide to spend their monies on things that their low wavelength IQ's deem fit.their kids may carry on with the agbero profession as 150k is the minimum wage for this group and career opportunities exist in the airline biz
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 9:57pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: If I am not obsessed with my President, will I be obsessed with Obama that can not affect my life till e die ?
In more news billy proclaims that the unreal filial attraction he has for retardeen is normal as he is the main reason why he lives (not obama). This brings to the fore the unnatural love rev King's followers have for their leader despite allegations of rape torture and human conflagration. However the reason both parties give in both situations is...well there's no other pwrson to love....next programme ..to love na by force?
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 9:50pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: I actually factored in hostel, electricity etc when I made payment for my sibling to Middlesex, it is on the region of about three.something million per session. Compare that to the cost of private universities in Nigeria. Even secondary schools for lekki dey collect 1.2m for fees.
Which I believe all the 150k earning bus conductors can pay for hence the literacy rate in nigeria is astonishing....more sarcasm in case you don't know
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 9:47pm On Apr 04, 2013
Dreamflyin: jokin no b small ooo
Actually his problem is a rare form of Obsessive compulsive disorder. He is obsessed with retardeen and compulsed to talk bullcrap and the the disorder is he thinks he's on the right path.
Car TalkRe: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by dalu: 9:40pm On Apr 04, 2013
Billyonaire: Join me, in begging this great man, this GEJ, to run again. He is our messiah. Get that from me.
So while affirming his love for GEJ and his recently ressurected wife peshe. Billy has kindly asked that the very rich people of nigeria (bus conductors ,almajiris, jobless youth et al.) Take time off their extremely busy schedules and vote the president of a government they don't need (his words not mine)

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