So nobody'z got any info on d hostel ish,mehn,datz jst plain bad.Is it all depts dat wil resume on monday?

I'm a mass communicator bruv.My CURSE adviser is playing hide nd sick wiv me nd its annoying!
Myt be in skul 2moro.Anybody wit info on d hostel shuld spill oh!Am going crazy here in ikordu,me no fit waste 500 on top transport all 4 nufin,nt 2 talk of 3500 a wik wen lectures start.I heard d list wil b out 2day,any truth dere?

Fanx bruv,i 4 go hijack one of dem apapa container warhead send giv u.Hehehe!!!

Haa!
Mhen!
Unilag is nt a small something.Bin off d grid a while cos my fone paid a visit to d engineer bt am back nw.Done wit my major reg,all dats left is course adviser{neva available} nd faculty officer{on stryke}signature,plus library card signature den medicals{oh boy,me don tyre 4 queuing crap,i'll jst chill 4 dat}.Hostel wahala is also waiting.If we resume monday,mehn,its gud nd bad,na baba God I dey pray give sha.Hope y'all missd me?

@Goddys,go to akintunde reference library,in dat undaground kinda place,ask around if u dnt knw where it is.Its 4 mobile services nd insurance.

Finally started my reg 2day.Got screend,paid d 500 nd 350.Will b goin 4 biometrics nd libary.

Mahn,diploma(foundation) program 4 dis yr jst kickd off last wk.Dat means diploma admission is closed till nxt year june.Better luck elsewhere/next year.

Gr8est aKORKites!!!I hail thee.
Unilag na mad skul i swear.Went 4 my reg. on tues. last wk,stayd 4rm 8 til 5,did nufin evn doe i was on d 3rd row of my dept.,misplaced my sim card,got tensd up nd promisd m3self,2moro is d day UTUNU!
I must go far in m3 reg 2moro UTUNU!
Imagin doin reg 4 only 15 pple in mass com out of ova 100 on tuesday!
E be lyk say #demdondeymadt!!

Oh boy eh!Me wey dey commot from Ikorodu wey block wit water,na 4 hours journey 2 ketu,sumtin wey be ordinary 30 minutes.I dey fear oh,

All of una wey dey register 2day,no 4get com here com nack us d full tory of hw e dey be.Respekt!Great Akokites,we are mouthed!

;d ;d ;d ;d

A frnd of mine told me dat d official resumptn date is 25th october,bt lectures start 1 wk l8er,dats nov 1,or 2 or 3.

Waoh!38,500 is mad oh,plus hostel,plus reg. Fees plus shopping plus books nd evrytin,e go reach 100k!

@supertonex,tanx 4 dat.Jst 1 last tin,hw is d atmosphere in skulHope d officials r nt red-eyed strict people,nd how early shuld we come so as nt 2 postpone our reg?

@supertonex,pls i av a slight problem wit jamb.During jamb reg,my picture was shrinkd so it is not so clear,bt i still av d passport dat i used 4 d scan 2 prove dat it is really my picture.Do they scrutinize each document thoroughly nd will i get in2 trouble?Cos d picture appears in all d jamb documents.I dnt wanna forfeit dis admissn oh.

There is also nowhere 2 syn on master list.Na 2 freestyle d stamp nd signature be dat nah.
Evwy doc of myn plus photocopy don readie.Na if numba 4 com turn out 2 b master list,e go reshuffle my paper stack again.

Supertonex,abeg help us resolve dis issue of CLEAR COPIES OF COMPUTER PRINT OUT.is it master list or personal copy of result?

@krazy,u wey be grandfada,u won go swear affidavit?Lmao
@ all,kudos 2 erry1,we shall all stand firm nd resolute in d weeks to come.Peace.

@blabber,dude u's krazy on 'em books oh!
Jst beat my jamb score wif 3 4kin marks,bt I beat ur pjamb wit 2 marks,(all earnd in sweat).L0L.
anyways,jst go nd swear 2 an affidavit changing ur age 2 16,nd make sure u got d stature nd appearance 2 prove it nd ur gud 2 go.

@Kelvin,Make sure its d latest adobe,nd adobe is adobe.
Ok,Adobe reader's d name.
After feedn ur details,d mozilla shud recognize d letter thru d aid of d adobe reader instead of showin blank page.

I've answerd ur questn b4 @ kelvinlossy
u can only view nd print d admissn letter on a system dat has adobe acrobat reader.

@krazy,go 2 unilag homepage,make sure it loads finish,click on prospective students,it will bring out a list,click on post utme result nd put in ur reg no dere 2 view nd print(in colord)

U nid 2 print it out on a system dat has adobe acrobat reader.

Kelvin r u REALLY sure d hostel applicatn form is closing 2moro?It doesnt make any sense now,sumtin dey jst releasd not up to 1 week nd most people r nt aware.
Anyways,am going 2 jamb office 2moro 4 d admisn letter card,dunno if i'll still b able 2 get 2 d skul.

Tnks @ kelvin.One more thing,d letter of reference will b addressed 2 whom?

Am I d only 1 dat noticed that on d notice side of d main page,there is hostel application 4 freshers,how re we gonna do that??

Guy u dey jonez oh.U gat 66 in post jamb,did u luk at ur aggregate?Datz wat d cutoff is based on.If u scored up to 60,ur name wuld definitly av bin der.I did nt do any runz nd my name was number 2 dere cos i beat d cutoff wit 6 marks.D names on d merit list r purely merit-based.If u feel dissatisfied,go nd complain in d skul or do change of course 4 d 2nd list.

I hav bin admittd 4 mass comm. Number 2 on da list.Wanna fank all those who helpd me.God is gud.Mass commers,letz halla at each other!

Sum1 shuld help me fank God.
jamb score:287
post jamb score:80
aggregate:76
Mass.Comm.
I jst hope my name will be on dat almighty list cos i heard dat unilag is purely 'who know who'.

Pls answer my questn oh!D one b4 d scammer.Abeg,i nid d info real quick.

Pls answer my questn oh!D one b4 d scammer.Abeg,i nid d info real quick.

Pls,how/where do i purchase d form,nd wat is d procedure for filling and submitting it.pls i nid an answer quick.my dad is on my neck.