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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 10:33pm On Dec 18, 2016
[quote author=radiokilla post=52048220]I was posted to Abaji. Federal government girls college Abaji.

you should know Na, Abaji is in the outskirts of Abuja, and we were threatened in campthat those who default rules will be posted there.

I could not believe it. I looked at my platoon officer with sadness and disgust on my face. This was me with a second class upper in Engineering being posted to a girls' school. I wan die that day. Anyway I am over it now. [\quote]
BABA, make use of the GIRLS'S SCHOOL. No dull oh, make e no be 2-0. #WORD
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 6:08pm On Dec 18, 2016
radiokilla:
I don't know if NYSC Abuja will retrace their steps. I was shocked to see myself posted to a sec. Sch. I felt my 5 years studying Engineering was wasted.
Welcome to Centre of Unity where them no send you. If you like be Professor, na Runs Things go sure pass. You are welcome again, which School be that?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 9:58am On Dec 18, 2016
Dreydoe:
I was posted to the worstest of place in Osun called Ila- orangun and the schoolis nothing to write home about..ILa is totally a ancient of days before christ town(village) no water /ammendities...only one bank in the whole area..i still wonder if i offended anybody to be posted to that Godforsaken place to spend 11months, even the school i was posted to is an eyesore..The state doesn't pay...the school doesn't pay and they don't even have a corp member lodge and i have made a big mistake of completn all my clearance at the ppa and Secretariat..Truth be told i can't survive in that hell? i may juz sleep and never wake up...Yesi may jus Die in dat place!! Yup Yup ila-orangun in Osun state is dat bad...i need help? suggestion in moving forward this dilemma bcus i cant not just serve in that dead place/town
The Only Way Forward is To Cloud your brain and mind with drugs throughout the Services year, then face withdrawals after. Thank Me Now, Later might not come.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 10:43pm On Dec 17, 2016
which kind wahala be this one na.
they might not thumb print all sha.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 5:31am On Dec 17, 2016
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Slowly But surely
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 2:11pm On Dec 16, 2016
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 9:53pm On Dec 14, 2016
Stream 1 peeps, Have occupy oh. sad
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 4:44pm On Dec 14, 2016
Congrats To the Stream 1 Folks, God Speed. E Shina fun awa Lake 2
: )
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2016
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 2:34pm On Dec 12, 2016
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This place is sooooo dead right now, goosh, so dry and terrible...

Stream 1 guys, y'all abandoned GL

Stream2 peeps, are u all okay, we will hear good news soon enough, pls be patient.
It is well... embarassed
RomanceRe: Lady Flashes Her Bum For Her Man In Pre-wedding Photos After 10 Years Of Dating by DanBJ(m): 7:02pm On Dec 05, 2016
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2016
guruvicawelt:
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i takehuh am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..
Bros, 2 of 225mg of Tramadol HCL B.P. will do the trick. Thank Me Now
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Becomes The 5th Largest Economy In Africa by DanBJ(m): 10:29am On Dec 02, 2016
Ndubestexplorer:
Lagos State has emerged as the fifth largest economy in Africa, consequent upon which, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode, disclosed that his administration is in the process of setting up an Economic Management Team, EMT, comprising distinguished individuals from the private sector and the public sector to manage the economy efficiently.

Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode has expressed delight at the emergence of Lagos as the fifth largest economy in Africa, just as he said his administration is in the process of setting up an Economic Management Team comprised of distinguished individuals from the private sector and the public sector to manage and scale up the successes recorded in that direction.

https://oilandgasrepublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Nigeria-Lagos-State-Becomes-the-5th-Largest-Economy-in-Africa-Akinwunmi-Ambode-Nigerian-British-Chamber-of-Commerce-620x400.jpg

Governor Ambode, who spoke at the Lagos House in Ikeja when he received a delegation from the Nigerian-British Chamber of Commerce on courtesy visit, said the emergence of Lagos was very instructive, adding that government would explore synergy with private sector with the view to catapult Lagos into a true global city-state in the true sense of the word.



http://oilandgasrepublic.com/2016/11/10/nigeria-lagos-state-becomes-5th-largest-economy-africa/
Its too low for Africa's most populated city, it should be at least top 2.
RomanceRe: What Girls Will Tell Their Boyfriend When They Caught Them Cheating by DanBJ(m): 8:56am On Dec 02, 2016
Ifakiland:
That's y I keep telling guys...fvck dos gals. Promise dem marriage and fork dem, den dump dem...if u don't some else will. They are tools for our sexual use.
Best Comment on Nairaland. As in Ever
RomanceRe: Which Romancelander Do U Wish To Have A One Night Stand With? by DanBJ(m): 8:50am On Dec 02, 2016
lazeal:
I try both bro. Nothing bad about that. I have couple offline ladies that didn't end well cos of their selfish intents. My first heart break sef na offline bitcch/witch. Besides, I don't have much time this days going about chasing ladies up and down.


I am hardcore lover boy but I can't be me in a country like Nigeria cos most Nigerian girls prefer the bad boy to nice guy. I know this cos it happened to a friend live back at NYSC. A girl with good qualities whom he has always liked but didn't make move on due to accommodation issues. So she went for another guy. This other guy treated her so badly. Yet, she stuck. Even at the park on last day of departure, her eyes was filled with pains of departing.

She didn't know my friend was taking note. He actually wanted her and made it known to her after she complained about the dude 2 months before POP. She turned him down, turned him down more than once. So bro, most of them are like that sha. You would think they will appreciate a nice guy than one who treat them like trash--- bloody LIE!
Its all bcus the guy don straff the pusi wella
RomanceRe: Which Romancelander Do U Wish To Have A One Night Stand With? by DanBJ(m): 8:45am On Dec 02, 2016
izzou:
sinaj

I admire her comments. I don't know her personally but I know she would be cool to hangout with.

As for a one night stand, am totally against that.
cool
That's what any "Good Guy" will say... tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 8:28pm On Dec 01, 2016
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OFN...Operation Feed the Nation
shocked
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 9:37am On Dec 01, 2016
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The sun in Taraba during the day is hell hot, but very cold in the night and at dawn.


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Chai, these boys fast go camp ni? grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 9:34am On Dec 01, 2016
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 9:12am On Dec 01, 2016
mcmind:
Happy new month and

Happy Birthday to me

Birthday in camp #RiversCorper
HBD bro, i wish you de best.
make sure say you keep the remaining flexing for a Nigga o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 6:58pm On Nov 30, 2016
chiefojiji:
ah no pray to meet ur kind in camp, iz either u kee me or ah kee u.
Bros no be so. We just happen to be products of a dysfunctional era of democratic Nigeria(no pun intended)
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi's Pre-Wedding Photo by DanBJ(m): 4:45pm On Nov 30, 2016
This one wey the guy dey look her from far, uh... to ravage that thing wella for inside room oh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2016
"Forgive me ama ryder, and am just a simple man, all i want is the money, f**k the fame ama simple man"
NYSCRe: Corper Ifedolapo Dies In Kano Camp by DanBJ(m): 2:56pm On Nov 30, 2016
RIP. so Because one die make them scrap N Y S C? what stupid Logic. people die every day. A year ago, i lost my younger brother(15yrs) in my room and dats life
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 11:18am On Nov 30, 2016
chiefojiji:
I don't smoke weed, is that a problem?


but I use it to cook sometimes
Not at all, just goofing around. Cooking Is dope anyway.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 9:07am On Nov 30, 2016
Haychay:
Seriously that is wat u are asking, are u looking for a good spot for yr left hand n soap grin
Bros, and what is the English word for that act? : )
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 8:58am On Nov 30, 2016
chiefojiji:
wash ur tongue there!

what are you meaning.

I don't smoke weed please oooooooooo.

I'm only asking on behalf of some one, DanBJ
Most of the weed smokers i've met live in denial, so your statementvis thoroughly expected
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
chiefojiji:
weed smoking nkohuh cos I no fit dey use ordinary eyes do drilling o!
Na the way forward oh. Ah cant do drills with ordinary eyes oh.
As in eh. SK tins with Rophynol and TM 225mg.
After all that, if them like make drillz be 24hrs, i dey game #TripsThings
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 7:22pm On Nov 29, 2016
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