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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Two Siblings Stab Man With Broken Bottle by Danelo(m): 1:21pm On Apr 25, 2020
Kids these days be acting like evil spirits.
Food / Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by Danelo(m): 11:57am On Apr 24, 2020
Africans
Politics / Re: Did FG Lose ₦700 Billion COVID-19 Relief Funds To Fire Outbreak? (Fact-Check) by Danelo(m): 4:04pm On Apr 13, 2020
Sakamanje!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Between Guy And Lady Who Enjoy Sex More. by Danelo(m): 1:22pm On Apr 12, 2020
PureGoldh:
Based on logistics.....Both men and women loves sex to a very large extent.

No particular gender loves it most.

Wetin dey sweet tall man will also sweet short man.

Na my mind I talk sha....Ceteris paribus

Ode....they asked who enjoy it most not who love it most.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by Danelo(m): 9:27am On Apr 12, 2020
These people are miles ahead
Crime / Re: Female Keke Passenger in Fatal Accident after being hit by Police Truck in Lagos by Danelo(m): 11:31am On Apr 10, 2020
Lala and co won't move this to FP now oooo if it's snake now no matter how small it is it will hit FP after just two comments.

To the woman I wish her quick recovery
As for our animals who call themselves police I wish them the same fate ooo
Crime / Re: Police Refused To Come As Robbers Attacked, They Have Killed My Husband by Danelo(m): 11:18am On Apr 10, 2020
godofuck231:
he's dead because he was weak, no man living in Nigeria should live with his family without having fire arms, if the enemy is armed so should you, it's an old law

Ode, somebody just lost her husband u r here talking thrash

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Crime / Re: Lady Uses Sharp Blade To Disfigure Her Sister Because Of Indomie by Danelo(m): 8:51am On Apr 06, 2020
Check the sister well, guys don spam her well with indomie n egg.


Foolish girl
Crime / Re: Man Beats Wife Mercilessly Over A Piece Of Meat In Bayelsea by Danelo(m): 7:03pm On Apr 04, 2020
Old news but mehnnnnnn


That man is heartless.......


See how the woman looks like covid 19 after receiving heavy beating.
Crime / Re: Army treating warri boys to rape their mothers n sisters Watch Video by Danelo(m): 7:17pm On Apr 03, 2020
Op stop lying pls.
That happened in congo
Crime / Re: Just In - Lady Murdered Spouse By Pulling His Manhood In Ebonyi State by Danelo(m): 10:46am On Apr 03, 2020
GBOLA!!!
Crime / Re: Video Of Soldier In Warri Been Beaten For Killing Boy On Lockdown by Danelo(m): 9:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
Hmmmmm...I smell trouble
Crime / Re: Delta Lockdown: Soldier Shoots Man Dead In Warri - Mr Jollof (Graphic Photos) by Danelo(m): 11:26am On Apr 02, 2020
He's gone!



I'm very sure he thought they had no bullet...

Warri nor dey carry last warri nor dey carry last....
Make him go carry first wherever he rn

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Crime / Re: The Giant Spider (photo) by Danelo(m): 9:13am On Apr 01, 2020
Bluehill1051:
Oh. .. How I hate untiled bathrooms. Disgusting!
What's doing this one.....

If truly u hav a tiled bathroom, you're only privileged so shut tha f up

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Crime / Re: See Pictures Of The Sacrifice Offered To Coronavirus by Danelo(m): 1:03pm On Mar 30, 2020
Egungun be careful
Crime / Re: Lagos Government Arrest Aboki Who Wash Mango In Gutter Before Selling To Public by Danelo(m): 1:54pm On Mar 28, 2020
The way I hate buying items from Aboki's ehnnn...na like say bfo ma mama born me I don see all these rubbish
Crime / Re: 100 Nigerian Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram In Goniri. Graphic Pics by Danelo(m): 1:40pm On Mar 28, 2020
This is collosal.


What kind of a country is this?
People who are supposed to be safeguarding us end up being under-armed...

Our stupid senators are there Sharing billions n exotic cars instead of them to get these soldiers sophisticated weapons to thrash out this boko haram sect.

It's even more disheartening to know that our GCFR is even a shodow to which the sect is operating under..

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry


THUNDER WILL FIRE OUR LEADERS OOOOOO

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Crime / Re: Coronavirus: Food Worth $35,000 'deliberately' Coughed On In Supermarket by Danelo(m): 9:32am On Mar 27, 2020
Mehnnnn......that's a dare devil act.


Indeed the devil is a female.
Crime / Re: A Girl Committed Suicide By Hanging Because Of Boyfriend by Danelo(m): 7:11am On Mar 27, 2020
Why will a sane fellow go back in time past n dig out a very old story den put it here on nairaland.....?


The mods should ban dem jare
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Air France Begins Evacuation Of EU Citizens In Nigeria by Danelo(m): 7:08am On Mar 27, 2020
StreetFight:
That's good. Let them go and die in their father's land. Useless white pigs. If you stupid French idiots have cure, your people would not have been dying like chickens.

U think like a rebel

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Crime / Re: Police Gathering Crowd At Elele Collecting 500naira Bribe At 11am by Danelo(m): 8:57pm On Mar 26, 2020
Nigeria police.....they never seize to amaze me.


When will we come out of this pestilential aqua that is culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gagatuan gaga?
Crime / Re: Suspected 9 Cultist Captured Terrorising 100 Foot Road Nnewi, Anambra State. by Danelo(m): 3:42pm On Mar 26, 2020
This OP tho ..

Ur presentation of the story ehnnnn it got me laugh out loud.

U try sha
Crime / Re: ‘I Was Offered N4m To Have S$x With A Dog And Now I Think Am Pregnant’ – Lady Cr by Danelo(m): 8:10am On Mar 26, 2020
Bring 1m let me tell you what to do

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adewale Giwa On Jack Ma Test Kits: 'Nigeria Should Not Accept Them' by Danelo(m): 11:07am On Mar 25, 2020
Seconded
Crime / Re: Vigilante Arrested 5-suspect, With 15 Human Skull by Danelo(m): 8:18am On Mar 24, 2020
#3foreach





Dese people like the business of skull mining.
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by Danelo(m): 7:43pm On Mar 22, 2020
Judek2:
To find a cheating girlfriend is very easy.. Providing that our phones are not private enough even when files are deleted or hidden..

Well, mine wasn't stressful, I have always suspected fishy things.
I engineered her phone to develope a minor fault so I collected it to repair, for one week..
Enough time to dig up some shitz.

I installed UNDELETER, and also pulled up all picture caches in the android Thumbnail file.. Both hidden and deleted.

Men, i pulled out all pictures from the day i bought the phone till the day i collected it,
Thousands of pictures.. What I saw was bluuu films in picture mode.

Too many of them just enough for a documentary.
Another guy handling her like a pro, adult movie actor in different positions.. And they snap and video themselves, after she would delete some and hide some..

I never gave her back the phone, still flexing it now.
If I'm not a good guy, I can ruin her life with that. I ended the shitty relationship immediately..


Mad ooooooo!!!!!!! grin

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Crime / Re: Shocking Video Of A Big Python That I Find In My Sitout Today by Danelo(m): 11:20am On Mar 22, 2020
Python or snakelet as long as it's a snake LALA will do the needful
FRONT PAGE.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Guy, Junior Beat Her Girlfriend In Front Of His Friend, Watch Video. by Danelo(m): 9:17pm On Mar 21, 2020
MAD O!

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