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Nigeria Centre for Disease Control
245 new cases of # COVID19 ;
76-Lagos
37-Katsina
32-Jigawa
23-Kano
19-FCT
18-Borno
10-Edo
9-Bauchi
6-Adamawa
5-Oyo
5-Ogun
1-Ekiti
1-Osun
1-Benue
1-Niger
1-Zamfara
2802 confirmed cases of # COVID19 in Nigeria
Discharged: 417
Deaths: 93
Nine cases previously announced as discharged cases were reported in error.
Therefore, there are 417 discharged cases in total
One case reported in Nasarawa was a repeat test. The state has 11 confirmed cases in total
source: https://mobile.facebook.com/NCDCgov/

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Fear has gripped residents of Kano state over the unusually high number of deaths that have been recorded in the state amid the COVID-19 pandemic.
In the last 24 hours, 13 prominent people including professors, a newspaper editor, and other professionals are reported to have died in the state.
According to The Nation newspaper, some prominent people who died in the state within Saturday, April 25 and Sunday, April 26 include:
1. Prof Ibrahim Ayagi
2. Dr Musa Umar Gwarzo
3. Alhaji Dahiru Rabiu (former Grand Khadi)
4. Musa Tijjani (Editor of Triumph Newspaper)
5. Adamu Isyaku Dal, who was a former Executive Secretary of the State Universal Basic Education Board
6. Alhaji Salisu Lado
7. Hajiya Shamsiyya Mustapha
8. Hajiyaj Nene Umma
9. Alhaji Garba Sarki Fagge
10. Dr Nasiru Maikano Bichi, Secretary Student Affairs, northwest university
11. Prof Aliyu Umar Dikko of Physiology Department, Bayero University Kano
12. Ado Gwanja’s mother
13. Professor Balarabe Maikaba, a senior lecturer of mass communication at the Bayero University, Kano
Several people in the state are reported to have died from unexplained causes. Reports have emerged that cemeteries in the state have witnessed an increase in the number of burials.
The increasing death rate amid the coronavirus pandemic is said to be causing fear among some residents in the state.
Meanwhile, following the mass deaths recorded in Kano state amid the coronavirus pandemic, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has demanded an investigation should be launched into the situation immediately.
Legit.ng gathered that the opposition party who made the call on Sunday, April 26, urged for a presidential visit to the state where no fewer than 640 residents had died under mysterious circumstances.
The PDP in a series of tweets via its official Twitter also demanded that the president's office proceed to Kano state to identify with the people, find a solution, and contain the situation.
The party called on Nigerians to hold Governor Abdullahi Ganduje and his administration responsible for the development in Kano state and promptly investigate and contain the situation.
In another report, Bashir Ahmad, a presidential aide has called Nigerians to jettison their political and religious differences and pray for Kano over the large number of deaths recorded in the state.
Ahmad who is President Buhari’s personal assistant on new media, made the plea on Saturday, April 25, via his Twitter handle, @BashirAhmaad.
The presidential aide said he was worried about the news about deaths in the state.
source:legit news nigeria

how will they not claim that the policemen killed the boy under the influence of alcohol. if it was another person now, they would have been quoting constitution. see fine fresh boy wey they kill. if you check now all the policemen are ugly. different crazy stories from everywhere. tommorow now you will hear that a policeman collected 20k bribe under the influence of alcohol. mtchewww

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Are you Quarantined? Are you stuck indoors? No problem. Young Education Nigeria has you covered. One thing is certain, no matter how long this isolation period lasts, the moment you are out as an SS3 student, the first word you will hear is WAEC! Young Education Nigeria is going to be providing an interactive platform where students can ask questions and answers will be provided. Periodically, videos will also be provided on our Facebook page, our facebook group or our telegram channel. Here is the link to our telegram channel https:///youngeducationalnigeria Note: This group is totally meant for Educational material. For the time being, most of our posts and videos will focus on the forth coming WAEC exams. Questions can also be forwarded to these emails:: shankyulasimeon2002@gmail.com miknielz1@gmail.com
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To crown it all, when you discover that the nurse that was injecting you tests positive for corona virus.

The way you celebrate when you are finally done with the injections.

3. # Day 2: After fighting world war 2 with the nurses- The way you smile when you discover that your girlfriend is around the hospital.

4. #Day 1: When you enter the hospital and the nurse to inject you looks like this- “Prepare to die”

Chai guy u have anusococus erus, caused by COVIK-quarantine- 2072virus.

Follow the thread. I will be posting it one by one.

10. When you are taken to the hospital and you are relaxed thinking it is just mild malaria, but you are told that you will have to come to the hospital daily for one week to receive what is in the image below.

ubunjja:
I will choose the wife.

A child is replaceable in as much as a wife is also replaceable but since we are married we can always get another.

sorry please, I just added this " and your wife is likely not to have another baby"

SpecialAgent:
I will choose the wife ofcourse!

so, u guys will live without a child?

This question was once posted by a nairalander and there were a lot of funny answers. Happy Quarantine!
Here is the question: “guys pls if you were asked during your wife's operation to choose between your unborn child and your wife who would you choose” ( Note: due to complications only one of them can be saved and your wife is likely not to have another baby)
Ladies, you can give your suggestions too, what will you tell your husband?

Saw this on facebook, i just can't stop laughing. na una wey choose this year 4 exam now.

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Here is a list of 5 things you never knew about the global pandemic.
1. Corona Virus was already existing before 2019: Coronavirus disease was first described in 1931, with the first coronavirus (HCoV-229E) isolated from humans in 1965. Until the outbreak of severe acute respiratory syndrome in late 2002, only two human coronaviruses (HCoV) were known – HCoV-229E and HCoV-OC43.
2. The virus cannot harm you until it gets into your body: This is a general characteristic of viruses as they usually are seemingly lifeless until they get into your system. Once they do, it becomes difficult to deal with.
3. Patients who recover may still catch the disesase: There is no proof yet that patients who recover develop immunity, as a recent report showed that a woman from Korea who tested negative, still contracted the disease (The sunday times).
4. Vaccines may not be developed anytime soon: Ebola Virus vaccine was developed in 5 years, which is one of the fastest developed vaccines. However, efforts are being made to develop a vaccine between 12- 18 months. Prevention is the best method now.
5. The Virus itself does not kill: Although the presence of the virus in the body causes pneumonia and general weakness, what leads to the death of the victim is the immune system's action. The immune system tries to fight the virus in the bronchioles. The clash between the two rivals, results in the production of a fluid which blocks the respiratory tract, leading to inability to breath. This is why ventilators are used to keep the patient alive. Without ventilators, survival would be very difficult.
STAY SAFE!!!

Africans and protocol ba!! very useless people. in this time you still want the pot belly elders to say something before anything happens. Does he think there is time 2 waste. go and ask italy what's up. Melaye TFY.

Strange! ot seems it is true. OP no vex abeg.

I don tire abeg
the woman is hungry and wnts to cough on de items so thad they will give her.
y dey throw way de thing na?

op, stop creating unnecessary panic. 100% false

Countries all over the world are facing this dangerous pandemic "corona virus" here are five groups of people I have spoted so far in Nigeria. You are free to add yours.
1. The Jokers
Despite the death toll rising to 1000+ in countries like US and Italy and 81 confirmed cases so far in Nigeria they are people that are having fun and making a whole joke of the virus. Some have Called it "corobaby".
And we cannot forget the popular comment at the onset " Final year student (last card), ASUU( pick 2), corona virus( general market).
Here are the top four most funny or "awkward" comments so far.
1. " How to prevent corona virus- wear your nose mask and hand gloves when watching chinese movies"
2. " chew water very well before you swallow, chewing will crush every virus before you swallow".
3. "This virus is a big man disease, it started greeting the elders first"
4." This corona virus no be real, nothing like corona dey nigeria" (a man interviewed on channels) I dont know which one is more stupid by the way, pick one.

2. The thieves
Even with all the trouble the virus is causing, some people are still stealing and some are about to steal. many people are donating generously but just be patient and watch not up to 10% of this money will be used. our senators will use it to quarantine themselves.
Dangote-1 billon
Atiku- 50 million
2face 10million
Abdusalami rabiu 1billon
Femi otedola 1billion
tony olumelu-1 billion
herbert wigwe- 1billion
michael chinedu 42 million
access-1 bilion, gtb-1 billion, UBA- 5 billion NNPC- 11BILLIONetc.
Atiku also made an appeal that money should be distributed to all nigerians to enable them survive the lock down. wait and see if you will get a penny.

3. The philantropists
No need to dwell on this one many people are donating and doing their own quota. some are even volunteering to risk their lives. e.g pastor paul enenche and wife (haters can talk o)

4. The nuclear weapons
Even in this time a lot of bomb-blasts are being distributed by many. the top one is from our president- He described COVID-19 as COVIK-1-9. god bless Nigeria. The second is the young student who described the pandemic as "COLODIAL DRY BUS".
And then our Tiv brothers from benue are killing it all " Cororra vilus or Collolal vilus". hmm god have mercy
5. The media and the audience
The media is trying a lot. one group we must commend is channels TV. Well, the audience comprises of the anxious, the ignorant, the confused and the ones who do not want school to resume.

One group not listed which is important are the intercessors. Like in Goshen where the peace affected every occupant, including Egyptians who migrated there, these peoples prayers will cause a change and even people who are partying now will enjoy.

I rest my case- The last group is me and my nairalanders who cannot keep quiet.