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Romance / Re: Can Men Actually Live Without Cheating??????? by darbeelicous(f): 9:55am On Apr 25, 2017
yea some don't! My baby doesn't cheat wink wink don't ask me how I know! grin grin love u baby! kiss kiss
Foreign Affairs / Re: Emmanuel Macron, 39 And His 65-Year-Old Wife by darbeelicous(f): 9:01am On Apr 25, 2017
abi them go say na juju.... grin grin
truemg:
In Nigeria them go say him be Sugar Boy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Emmanuel Macron, 39 And His 65-Year-Old Wife by darbeelicous(f): 8:54am On Apr 25, 2017
yea read d story! Still in shock!!

Not in naija sha.

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Romance / Re: Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't No Which One To Choose...(advise) by darbeelicous(f): 7:08am On Apr 25, 2017
u broke my heart na. cry cry cry
Jodha:



Used to??... Chai this girl don unfriend me cry sad
Romance / Re: Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't No Which One To Choose...(advise) by darbeelicous(f): 5:17am On Apr 25, 2017
mtcheeewwww stingy people

Jodha do run abi? Chaii... angry angry
Fernandowski:
lolzzz



na ur name be rice
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:18pm On Apr 24, 2017
I'm cool o


I'm fucking cool..... grin grin
Fuckshiit:


fúçkiñg missed me båbes?


HÖW DÅ FÚÇK YÖU BEEN? wink

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Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:05pm On Apr 24, 2017
Baba..... Wats up?
Fuckshiit:

hi. smiley
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:04pm On Apr 24, 2017
stop giving me hope na.... cry cry cry

Add weight ke?? Recession no reach your side?
richommie:
yes we've met tongue , saw you in my dream, your look alike is Meg otanwa grin
Did you add weight mummy YO? tongue
Romance / Re: Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't No Which One To Choose...(advise) by darbeelicous(f): 10:55pm On Apr 24, 2017
grin grin grin and me I cannot look for trouble in peace again?

shocked shocked wife?..... Ah ah, jodha used to be my friend o, she no invite me! Abi Una no want make I come chop rice?
Fernandowski:
hehehehehehehehehe


this girl...... what's up with you?? I and my wife can't talk in peace again abi??
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 10:33pm On Apr 24, 2017
helloooooo have we met? I'm not lying aswear.... grin grin grin wink wink

I'm cool...... Daddy yo! cheesy
richommie:
Keep lying, God is watching you with 5D grin. . .How are you doing? cheesy
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 10:28pm On Apr 24, 2017
grin grin grin grin...... Don't let them come for my head o

the truth z dat I went for an ugly competition and they told me "no professionals"
cry cry cry
richommie:


You be slay queen grin slay mama, grin. Slay diva cheesy
Romance / Re: Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't No Which One To Choose...(advise) by darbeelicous(f): 10:12pm On Apr 24, 2017
fernandowski and jodha sitting on a tree.... D-E-R-A-I-L-L-I-N-G.


I'm a troubu maker tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 10:06pm On Apr 24, 2017
shocked shocked shocked udonminit?


U sef u know that's not true!
Who I be? *in efe's voice*
richommie:
abandon keh? You that have a lot guys flocking around you tongue
Romance / Re: Yeye Slayqueens Nd Big Girls[tag all slayQueens/Mommas by darbeelicous(f): 9:41pm On Apr 24, 2017
ure definitely high on something....... Get well soon! Mtchewww angry

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Romance / Re: I Love My Phone More Than I Love My Husband by darbeelicous(f): 9:35pm On Apr 24, 2017
I love my phone sha.... But some people come first.

#phoneaddict!
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 8:44pm On Apr 24, 2017
hehehehe..... grin grin grin Another word for abandonment?? cry cry
richommie:
shocked I thought, we dating shocked
Literature / Re: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by darbeelicous(f): 8:39pm On Apr 24, 2017
haaaah.... U scared??
Fmartin:
thank God for the 's' grin
Literature / Re: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by darbeelicous(f): 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2017
1) she was awaken by the door as it slowly opened.


2) she stared at the silhouette of the man she has always dreamt of.

3) he move into the light and gave her a slow passionate kiss.

4) before she could partake in this romance, he dissapeared and she remembered that martins died last week in a car crash!!!

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Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 10:08am On Apr 24, 2017
I'm just singing o grin grin
askibee:



bae I dey see u ooo
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by darbeelicous(f): 7:38am On Apr 24, 2017
I thought as much!

How u doing?
generalbush:


smiley... I guess I was sleep typing.

Bonjour ma'am
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 7:36am On Apr 24, 2017
haaaah..... Egbon mi that thread is a joke o!

I watched something related in a cartoon and decided to just have fun out of boredom!


And my comment on this thread is a song by adekunle gold im single but definitely not searching.... wink
FitnessDoctor:


I thought you were still waiting for that guy who asked for space between you both, for your relationship to grow
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:58pm On Apr 23, 2017
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked jesuu....


Im taken oo.... grin grin grin
Fuckshiit:




..fûçking would



we'll fûçkiñg watch while we're böth cúmîng at the same fúçking time((absolutely blöôdyfúçkiñg romañtic))
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:53pm On Apr 23, 2017
that wouldn't be romantic now would it.......
Fuckshiit:




we can still fúçking go ahead without fúçking minding da sexy eyés grin
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by darbeelicous(f): 11:52pm On Apr 23, 2017
bros abeg use your dictionary and check the meaning of multiply and divide, differentiate them and get back to me...... Stop reasoning with ur dick!
ABbless:



women are multipliers?? you mean to say most are dividers because generalizing it makes your forecast fallacious. fallacy of hasty generalization. before you come for me check again we are both wrong.
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:50pm On Apr 23, 2017
I'm still wondering why these"sexy" eyelids have refused to close....
Fuckshiit:





let's fúçkiñg get down then
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:39pm On Apr 23, 2017
haaah..... No thanks. I'll rather "Bleep not with u" wink
Fuckshiit:





let's fúçkiñg get down then
Romance / Re: Pls I Need An Advice by darbeelicous(f): 11:30pm On Apr 23, 2017
I want to love o, mofe love o, I need to love o. I'm single and searching.........


cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by darbeelicous(f): 11:21pm On Apr 23, 2017
but y u dey vex na?
generalbush:
Bullshit thread with nothing to offer the Economy!!

#Trash!!
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by darbeelicous(f): 11:15pm On Apr 23, 2017
I don come back...... grin grin grin
Cholls:
my sister come back here
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by darbeelicous(f): 7:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
hehehe..... FTC.... Oya, fire down!

coming back to modify cool

*modified*

ehen, oga toks2008 we don't call it "faithful" or "naive" its a simple 4letter word called LOVE. Call me naive, but women are multipliers, they multiply whatever you give to them and return it in manifold. When u genuinely love your woman, she multiplies it and gives u double in return, but when u show her hatred, sorry for u! So op, nice write up but it doesn't work in most cases! Most times when you're sure of what u want you go for it overlooking other options u may possibly have!

My opinion though! And btw, IM TAKEN!! cool

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Romance / Re: Parent Allowing The Children To Watch Them When They Are In The "Other Room" by darbeelicous(f): 7:03pm On Apr 23, 2017
grin grin grin....... Its the liar joro on the microphone angry angry angry
Romance / Re: When Ladies Toast Guys : Your Views, Your Actions, Your Recommendations. by darbeelicous(f): 6:12pm On Apr 23, 2017
no need for bride price..... What are friends for? grin grin grin grin
askibee:



bae we are so married no winch go stop us....bae lemme call ma papa we need to0 discuss bride price.

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