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Now i av a rest of mind. I've finally been able to check ma status and i've been invited.
74.5 for mech-engineering.
Hope to get favourable questions at the interactive section.

Goodluck to u guys hope to see u there, even though i might not recognise u.

Guys guys guys, i think its high time we start having a cold and itchy feet.
Someone called ma dad yesterday claiming to av checked hers on saturday, Where are u guys getting ur info from? I will only bliv that of a Ui Admin official and not some talks dat it was due to powerfailure.
I think its better we go there b4 d date and demand the real truth.
This girl said she checked her status going thru the UI portal/admission/check status.
I've tried same procedure and it keeps showing to me
'u av not been admitted pls try next year'
and i'm pretty sure i beat the cut off. I urge others to try this same procedure.

@dogomu
don't play the fool role boy, that stuff u posted there is a question and u r still asking how to post. Note that its the same way to start a topic.

@all
day 8 in august and still no shortlist, I'm gettin nervous on dis issue. Somebody help us out now.

@dogomu
don't play the fool role boy, that stuff u posted there is a question and u r still asking how to post. Note that its the same way to start a topic.

@all
day 8 in august and still no shortlist, I'm gettin nervous on dis issue. Somebody help us out now.

This is august 7 yet no shortlist, When and how are we gonna be able to check this stuff. Has anybody gone thru yesterday's paper in case its there.
@last poster
did u mean the jamb head office and how much wil it cost in naira.

Pls is there any link to view the list of shortlisted candidates and also can i use my Jambonline printout at the interactive section because jamb is yet to send my original result slip.

Hi Apes,
Now i can see evolution is taking place.
Now u finally realise u r all handsome. So what will be the next debate is it the ape with the best brain or the biggest dick.
Keep playing fooos i'l keep checking on ur progress

@symbian
hmmm thats true i'v been xprencn that for quite a long time but never raised the issue since i don't browse directly again, Its not only the homepage it happens when u try to open some sites also,
@just2nice
howfar?.
Could it be as a result of the server being busy, Cus it does connect sometimes,

@symbian
hmmm thats true i'v been xprencn that for quite a long time but never raised the issue since i don't browse directly again, Its not only the homepage it happens when u try to open some sites also,
@just2nice
howfar?.
Could it be as a result of the server being busy, Cus it does connect sometimes,

Pls like what do u really think this guys will ask for in their post ume. Has any gotten the idea.

Hi guys, i woke up today as usual and pickd up my phone just to check d morning news online. Using ma opera mod 2.06, i had already opened 2pages when i found out that the browser was no more going. It tries to connect 4 a very long time and later timeout, i had#78 on ma phone then and don't see any reason why it shouldn't browse, I tried the other browsing procedurs and they were workin.
I never adjusted ma settings, av been using the cheat 4 like a month now,
Pls other nairalanders should pls investgate this so we'l kno if its another spy attack, Or its my sim/phone that has problems.

@Caral
now u r caught, 3.5inch tall, student Unaab, faculty unknown

@Caral
now u r caught, 3.5inch tall, student Unaab, faculty unknown

Yeah u r right that just could be it. I av never been injured in that part before but about that urethal discharge, it's happened b4, I never treated it and later it went away, Could they be connected.
Ye! I'm doomed! O
MY FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE MY GENErations,
Pls help somebody plspls pls.

I think something is wrong with me and i'l rather discuss it here than go to the hospital, The thing is that my scrotom hurts me whenever i get excited sexually and the pain last for a very long time. I told one of ma friends about it and he said it has to do with d production of sperm cells. I.e it continues producing and when i don't use the produced ones, it gets jammed and results to pain felt seriously in ma balls. He might av made his point clear but i'l like a doctor to confirm this 4 me and elp give a possible solution.
U can't imagine how painful it is, sometimes i'm even unable to walk,

@just2nice and others, Pls give me a link to download the opera 3.10 and how to config it for the mtn cheat.
U guys should kno ma mail and,

@just2nice and others, Pls give me a link to download the opera 3.10 and how to config it for the mtn cheat.
U guys should kno ma mail and,

@honsule
av also holla ur mail

Due to the facts that even chelsea fans av confirmed that the young nigerian midfielder is surplus to their requirements, I think it will be better for him to start thinking of joinin a club where he'l command a first team shirt.
Since we 'Bolton' are looking to strenghtin our squad. I think it's better if he signs for us so he can join talented greiter steinson in strenghtin our midfield.
Trust me, by january next year or june, he wil be on chelsea's transfer list.

Are u sure? So how many do u think u can do. Considering clemcy stature.

Jeovy and clemcy a newly wedded couple on the day of their wedding were preparing to av sex. Clemcy being a virgin wanted Jeovy to explain how sex is done.
Jeovy wu was eager to av sex smiles and says 'its very simple, lets assume a prisoner escaped frm prison and i'l keep attemptin to put him back',
Few minutes after both of them had sex clemsy said wit a smile on her face 'darlin the prisoner is out again'
They went again on another round of sex, Few minutes later clemsy got up again and said ' he is out again' this time Jeovy was lying on the bed lookn tired. But He managed to go again on another great round,
Few minutes later Jeovy was flat on the bed obviously exausted when clemcy screams 'he is out again!'
Then Jeovy yelled angrily
, LET HIM GO, AFTER ALL ITS NOT A LIFE SENTENCE,

@ituen
so who are those against us or with us cus i'll like to join the tuggle.
Pls giv me names of a female and a male so i can use in ma next joke.

@all
i've just started contributn to d jokes section and i promise u guys to do my best to crack ur ribbs

A psycatrist in an asylum wanted to check the conditions of the patients in a room, so he used a marker to draw a big door on d wall and told all the patient in the room they were free to go.
As he expected all the patients ran towards the wall hoping to get it opened but, to his surprise, there was one who sat back just lookin.
He was convinced and thought maybe the patient was beginin to feel right, then walked up to him and said why aren't u attemptin to go like the others.
He then answered
can't u see those guys are troubling themselves bcus the key to the door on the wall is safely kept in ma pocket.