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Make me Sef talk my own, was returning from school Federal University Lokoja to be precise around 10pm one night with my friend, some guys in black clothes stopped us very close to the second gate and asked "where una dey come from" I was forming local champion and I answered from school na with my no smile on my face, he was like can I see your ID, I showed it to him and asked again "wetin dey your bag" na my books, laptop and phone I replied still not smiling, open am make I see, I reluctantly opened the bag and after searching through he was like no vex, dis one wey u dey look me like this, na because of una we dey here o, I was like no problem, then went my own way, didn't know that was the beginning o.
still on my way home very close to one cemetery, I saw 2 guys smoking cannabis and dey greeted us (my friend and I) we responded and they said Bros abeg make una come, I was like padi no mind dem make we dey go, again they said Bros I say make una come and una dey show una self abi, I told my friend again no mind dem jor, dem wan obtain us. My guy looked back and he was like dem dey come o, taking 2 steps at a time, I tell my guy make e no run o luckily d Yoruba boy no run den we waited. the following conversation took place:
SARS: we dey call una and una dey waka go abi
Me: we no know una that's why we dey waka na
SARS: some other people no stop una for road as una dey come?
Me: them stop us but them identify themselves
SARS: where una dey come from Sef
Me: na school na
SARS: open your bag make we see
Me: for wetin na (thinking these guys wan obtain me)
SARS: so u wan know who we be abi, who you be Sef
Me: As I no know una, una too no fit know me
SARS: calling out Umar (not real name){from one corner Oga sir, we dey come}
turning back, I saw some guys with cutlasses, sticks and guns (me: thinking my own don finish today o, shey I for just cooperate jejely, ah! na so my life wan come end?) my friend no utter a single word o, I sure say him soul don leave him body on sighting those guys. . .
Umar: oga see us here
SARS: show am your ID (putting on his torch)
Me: I no know say Na una (presenting my ID)
SARS: went through my ID and said oya make una dey go
My Friend: guy you too stubborn and you get mind, if Na only me I for don run
Me: baba nothing dey happen jor (in my mind I was like na so God dey save pesin? thank God o) I was actually shaking but since it was night, my friend couldn't notice as I was still making mouth
MORALS: know who you are and stand for yourself not all of them are bad I stand with the govt, #reorient SARS

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Something similar has happened to me and it was funny. The lady asked for my help, she needed money to pay for an exam, I gave her the money and after sometime I started seeing her with new stuffs, I no ask o until one faithful day wey she use her own mouth tell me say she no pay for the exams but used the money to flex. I was like WTF but I acted cool and since then I feel reluctant to help especially if the pesin tell me say na urgent need.

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Here in my area @ Kano, i havent seen light for the past 1 week, dont know war is happening

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Y must he tap-dance if he is watchin ova his kids ;DY must he tap-dance if he is watchin ova his kids