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REALITY101:
looool @topic. I was raptured but later sent back, don't ask me why

why??

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=674025.msg8380317#msg8380317 date=1306193482]As much as people might try to downplay it, being head of that forum is nice. Sometimes better to claim to not be interested in something that might be exceedingly difficult to obtain, given certain political realities[/quote]Exacltly

Pafuri:
I haven't seen my wife since 6PM Saturday. Guess she was raptured. Good riddance!

yes,  raptured by ur next door neigbour

The aboki is back, looking very funny with no reasonable explanation to give, guess he must have been raptured to hell to meet Osama Bin laden and Abacha.

And wait o, I just thought of this, what if on the last day we now realise that its all these Abokis and almajiris that are the real saints, and we the xtains(God forbids) are the unbelievers, what will u do?  

buzugee:
ya aboki is at the suya lounge buying pipty pipe naira suya and shayi

O Lord have mercy

Hello Nairalanders, Musa my aboki gateman is missing in action. I have not set my eyes on him since I returned from church.
He must must have been raptured, or what do u think?

homerac7:
Yes, rapture don carry me go o!

Una still dey planet earth? Guy, na him b say all of una na modafokin bloddy sinners!

Well, me sha, i dey my palacial mansion for King David courts, off Solomon Avenue, New Jeru. In fact, as i dey type ds so, one beautiful chinko model, (wetin b her name again sef?) dey serve me fresh dog meat pepper soup wt alomo bitters + palm wine combo. Na Pope John Paul b my neighbour, him just ask me over phone wether i go like add him indian babe house help to my domestic staff. Although Abacha dey lobby me for her sha.

In short guys, una f-up by missing today rapture o. I hear say d final one wey dey come go mean gan-an o. No babes and extra benefits wey d good guys like us dey enjoy. Abeg i go relate wt una later, ds chinko babe is waiting for me by d pool side already

my belle o, person wan die with laugh

I really wish to be an MQL4 programmer, I want to be able to be designing my own custom indicators. I just need a guide to put me through the learning process.

Hello chi,
I am interested in your offer .Can you send me the details to my email , daromart2002@yahoo.com

pics, pls

Quran Sura 2:191: "Kill disbelievers wherever you find them. If they attack you, then kill them. Such is the reward of disbelievers."

Quran Sura 4:89: "Have no unbelieving friends. Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them."

Quran 4:34:, the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in their sleeping places and beat them;

Quran 5:33: "Those who make war with Allah and his messenger will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. That is how they will be treated in this world, and in the next they will have an awful doom." (Anyone who resist Islam is deemed to be making war with Allah)

[b]Question, [/b]If Nigeria Divides, What Happens To The Christians In The North?
[b]Answer, [/b]The same thing that will happen to them if we dont divide. We are only trying to devide now so that the virus wont spread to us here in the south.

[size=25pt][b]The big question is , how come the affected southern leaders where fully expelled, while the ones in the north where only suspened?[/size]

They can kill themselves, as long as the target were not xtains/ corpers, that is ok with me.

donspony:
They are agitating for the 'right not to be educated'.

but wait o, no matter how funny this may sound, it is the truth

nice decision by the coach, but we are all going to miss him in the match

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I dont really understand how this Italian Embassy operate. My younger brother submitted his lavoro(work permit) Visa application form, along with his passport since on the 23rd of september, 2010. My mum also submitted her family reunion visa application form/passport sometime in january this year. On each occasion, they where asked to start checking from 2weeks time. But up till this very moment, non of the visa/passport is ready for collection. We call almost on daily basis, they will always ask us to call the next day or the day after. Recently, they gave us a link through which we can track the applications, it saved us the stress of calling, but the issue is still not solved. Does it actually take this long to get a visa from the italian embassy? Can someone pls enlighten me on what is going on and advice me on what to do?

,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. after collecting huge money from us, all in the name of lawyer fees, ducuments authetication, visa fees, appointments, etc

I dont really understand how this Italian Embassy operate. My younger brother submitted his lavoro(work permit) Visa application form, along with his passport since on the 23rd of september, 2010. My mum also submitted her family reunion visa application form/passport sometime in january this year. On each occasion, they where asked to start checking from 2weeks time. But up till this very moment, non of  the visa/passport is  ready for collection. We call almost on daily basis, they will always ask us to call the next day or the day after. Recently, they gave us a link through which we can track the applications, it saved us the stress of calling, but the issue is still not solved. Does it actually take this long to get a visa from the italian embassy? Can someone pls enlighten me on what is going on and advice me on what to do?

I think the issue of the appointment has been fixed.
But I dont really understand how this Italian Embassy operate. My younger brother submitted his lavoro(work permit) Visa application form, along with his passport since on the 23rd of september, 2010. My mum also submitted her family reunion visa application form/passport sometime in january. On each occasion, they where asked to start checking from 2weeks time. But up till this very moment, non of the visa/passport is ready for collection. We call almost on daily basis, they will always ask us to call the next day or the day after. Recently, they gave us a link through which we can track the applications, it saved us the stress of calling, but the issue is still not solved. Does it actually take this long to get a visa from the italian embassy? Can someone pls enlighten me on what is going on and advice me on what to do?

wait o, for those pple selling their properties becos of the coming of the lord, what do they intend to do with the money? They wan carry am go heaven?

What is the cost? I have someone who is very interested

OSALOBUA!!!!!
I need money, but no be this kind one o
this can give heart attack

Just Money, nothing else.

rully2:
Poster, I think u should posted your pics too, for confirmation

GBAM. was about saying that

uchenageme:
Thank you all for your advice and contributions, I have learned much and I can make up my mind now. I'm very grateful.

Thank you.

now, what have u decided. V6 or V4?

if u really need to enjoy a V-6 car, get the car be a brand new.

kandiikane:
For my 19inch toto? Abeg you need about 9-10inches more to match.

if my dick no reach, i go use my leg.
so how he dey be na?

I am 6feet on the dot, yet in my father`s house, though I am the elderest son, I am still one of the shortest among the adult males. Infact, I am only taller than my father who is 5feet 6. But my dick is gigantic, which i considers the most important, cos every chick I have ever dated always want to come back.

But what will it cost u to prepare for the coming of the lord? Who will u blame if after all these expo of his 2nd coming, u still didnt make it? my friends pls rededicate ur selves to God, u have nothing to loose in doing so. The fact is that is that the world may most likely not end that day, but we will all still die oneday. Infact, even many pple who have heard this news is still going to die on or even b4 that day, so after that, where to