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Goldieluks:
Dave my Pastor asked me to invite you to my church,
he says you need some anointing,before your wedding day.

please when coming,come with '65 yrs old goat head,Tilapia fish,three white ducks,fresh tomato and pepper,a bag of onions,five tubers of yam,salt,a packet of star maggi cube,gas cylinder and some fire woods'' plus 2 million Naira for total cleansing.

Which kind church be that and what is the name of the church
So, this kind church dey oyinbo land too?

Nope please, as in em em em em em em em is long u have went gone to church

Goldieluks:
Chilled drinkeeeee
not yoghurt haba,please don't spoil me oh ##adjusting my long skirt and head-tie,looking for bible##

Sorry Goldie, which church did u say u attend
Please, carry Iya along, she needs it badly

Unfortunately for Goldie, my chilled yoghurt is reserved for Anna sweet on wedding night

SU member ke
Why were u begging me for yoghurt yesterday??

Nope, he was not there. U said he was still asleep when u went there
I was driving pass  when i saw your car parked outside

Am beginning to suspect this Goldie for real

Goldie was not invisible cos she is not s ghost
U need to explain why u went there to Yusuf when he wakes up

Please, has anybody seen my sweet Anna succulent this morning ??
I saw her off last night around 10pm

iyatrustee:
we were busy all thru the nite and only slept 2hrs ago. thats why yusuf isn't up yet

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So, no more complaints about Yusuf again ooooo
Goldie also slept in your house too; how did u guys handle the situation sef

Iya has gone to gay assembly.
Yusuf, pls wake up, the day is bright already

Oopss; nobody is up yet
Which kind sleep be this one sef

U mean my sweet Anna's exclusive

I don't kiss and wont any other lady outside my Anna sweet
I can arrange for a guy for you

Now, i think u have to explain this drink to me.
Is like am misconstruing you

Nope, i shall remain with her.
Is it possible to be kissing u and u are talking

Goldieluks:
your drink,chilled please.

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Sorry
Exclusively for Anna on wedding night please

Goldieluks:
i see why you hopping after her asss,after eating her stew,you'ill log off right?

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No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :
I will chop and sidon

Oh, Iya, welcome back. How fast, not up to 5 mins kerewa with Yusuf ke
Nope, Alomo Bitters no be drink naaaa
Am sure she would prefer something better

Nope, upper oranges.
U know she is still a v**gin

Goldieluks:
No stay back coward
i told you right from the onset to 'back off' my case,now i got you.

goodbye baby boy!!!

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My babygirl Anna has called me, she is on her way.
U can now stay please.
What drink would u like to take?

Am going out before this gets out of hand

I mean upper oranges

No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I have already seen Anna's parents, i love her sooooooooooooo much
I don't want you

To be in the arms and upper succulent oranges of my sweet Anna

Iya, please ooooooooooooooooooooo.
I can't allow her to stay a second with me without you guys or my baby Anna around
I don't trust her kobo

Goldieluks:
i must go with you guys,don't worry i will be invisible.

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What's your aim really?

Is she not your friend anymore
Please, accommodate her for like 4 weeks b4 her guy returns

Please, Goldie don't let my baby Anna meet u here hia oooo
Please, go with Iya

Goldieluks:
And stay close to who?
You??

Nope please, to your guy of course.
I can arrange one for you if u insist u got any

iyatrustee:
to wia

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To your crip naaaa

Goldieluks:
Dave if you are ''truly happily'' engaged,
then you should stop hopping after my backside,cause it aint yours
i mean ''back off,like black out''

you heard?

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False allegation  

Goldieluks:
Go home to your wife,you have run out of sweetness.

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I thought u would go with them Goldie