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This is one of the noteworthy events during President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan's tenure. In the video, Nigerians in Newyork vociferate for Change which brought ignominy on the minister. Enjoy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ovb6T4ils

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The US President, Barrack Obama is pictured smoking with the renowned hip hop artist, Snoop Dogg who recently changed his name to Snoop Lion. What do you think?

The president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and first lady; Patience Ebele Jonathan step out in tracksuits. Cute. Right?

dreezybines:
if what u typed is true men i respect u big time....

Thank you sire

Heavenonearth:
nice guitar uve got there buddy!!! what brand is that nd price

spark bro

missdebs:
just kill yourself...your social self(nairaland,fb,parties,girls). D rest shuld be a walk in d park

Doesn't work with everyone that way

CLOUDGOSSIPS:
Please, can anybody tell me the cheapest way to make first class?

I just gained admission into a university.

Those are the words of David, a Jambite, in my school.

Please, answer him.

Thanks!

Just understand yourself and don't be mechanistic about it. There's also need for consistency. Don't be depressed when u get it wrong. Rather, you should keep on. There's no easy way. You have to be ahead of your colleagues. Read more and try to understand what every course entails and how to battle it. Speaking from experience. My first two exams in UI, I had 3 points and 5 points respectively due to bad time management during the two exams. My course mates laughed at me when these first two results came out. Last week, final results were pasted and I happened to be the only first class in my department . My point is, don't be discouraged no matter what. Be self motivated. And yeah, participate in extracurricular activities. Don't be a "kwashiorkor" student. Good luck

1. You’re familiar

No need to impress you, no need to figure out what you like, no need to wonder if you’ll freak out when he tells you his weird fantasy. The same is true for you — being with a familiar warm body is appealing — but it won’t help you get over him and it won’t help you make a new dating life for yourself.

2. You’re available

Unless he’s a master pickup artist, it’s not that easy to find someone to have sex with so if he’s looking for a quick lay and you’re available, he might take it. Protect yourself. Don’t go out for drinks with him, don’t let him stop by to drop off that sweater you left at his house and don’t answer his 2 am call.

3. He wants closure

“Just one last time, then I’ll be over you.” Ever heard that excuse? It won’t work. Sex will only bring you closer; it’s rare that sex will make you realize that you weren’t meant for each other or will give you the feeling that “it’s over.” Because it’s not actually over if you’re having sex. Because uh…you’re having sex. It’s not over.

4. He wants to win you back

Sex conjures all sorts of powerful feelings, and it’s impossible to be immune to them. Even hugging, let alone naked full body groping, produces the bonding hormone oxytocin, which can make you feel loving and cuddly towards someone you don’t want in your life anymore. And that’s his plan. The only way to make sure you’re not fooled by your body is to stay away from ex sex.

5. He wants a friend with benefits

Ah the old friends-with-benefits conundrum. Here’s the truth: You can’t have a casual sexual relationship with your ex and sex is the least casual of all relationships. There are very few benefits a lot more drawbacks: It’ll hold you back from entering a new relationship; it might even prevent you from dating people, because you’ll still feel like you have a boyfriend, but not the one you want.

6. He misses you

Aww, that’s sweet. But not a good reason to have sex. Missing someone is normal — it’s part of the grieving and recovery process — and if you have sex, both of you will have to start that process all over again

– DennisMaladit

The Portuguese star campaigns for the incumbent president of the federal Republic of Nigeria, president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Makamuanwuo:
thanks op next plz

welcome boss

caselessogbuagu:
Make i piss first.

no forget refill after u piss o.

1. Stressing your Bladder: Not urinating when you have the urge to.

2. Not drinking enough water

3. Too much salt intake

4. Not treating common infections quickly and effectively

5. Eating too much meat

6. Not eating enough

7. Drug abuse (e.g Painkiller)

8. Missing your prescriptive drugs

9. Drinking too much Alcohol

10. Not having enough rest

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This article has been on my Facebook for some years now and I feel I should share it with you guys as val is imminent. Enjoy...

Boys feel perplexed when they are asked to judge a girl. They find it extremely difficult to know if a girl is into them seriously or she is just playing with them. This is the matter of extreme worry if the boy seriously and madly loves that particular girl.
Here in this article I reveal you 15 ways to know and judge a girl before she ruins your life and play with your feelings. People generally feel girls are very sensitive and boys are the tough going guys. Yes, it's true that boys are tough and strong guys but when it comes to love, they are the most sensitive about their lover.
A girl's behavior and her attitude towards you, reveals the way she feels about you. It also depicts whether she is interested in you or she is just playing with you. Sometimes what happens is, the girl loves you but she cannot express her feelings. This article also helps you to find out the hidden feelings in girl's heart.
If you get the positive answer out of this, it is highly advisable to be loyal to the girl who loves you truly and selflessly but if you find the negative outcome, then I would strongly advise you dump that girl before she spoils you completely.
Here are the 15 ways to judge a girl.

1. Ask her what does she look for into a boy? Is it money, looks, power, status or nature?
Outcome: Her answer will reveal a lot about her nature and thinking. It depicts whether she gives importance to love, looks, character, money or power.

2. Ask her if she likes you?
Outcome: If she says yes casually, then she does not love you rather if she finds it difficult to answer this, then she love you.

3. Ask her what does she respect you for? What does she like about you?
Outcome: If she lists out the things clearly about you, then she really love you. If she takes time to think and say about you,then she's bluffing you.

4. Ask her what does she feel about you?
Outcome: If she is clear what actually she feels about you then you can move ahead with this girl because she is in love with you, if not then leave the topic her itself.

5. Tell her that you will invite her in your marriage, ask her if she would come?
Outcome: If she says no or keep numb, then she is in love with you but if she says yes, 'I would attend your marriage', that means she is not serious about you.

6. Ask her if you can come to her home or at least ask her to introduce you to her parents.
Outcome: If she agrees to introduce you to her parents, then she is serious about you and believes that may be you want to talk to her parents for marriage. If not then it means that she doesn't want you to meet her parents.

7. Talk to her on several topics in a single day. The next day you meet, ask her about something that you have discussed yesterday.
Outcome: If she remembers all or at least a part of what you said yesterday, then she is interested in you.

8. Send her messages regularly for 15 days or call her daily without missing out a single day. On the 16th day, don't give her message or don't call her.
Outcome: If she is in love with you and is serious about you, then she would surely ask you the reason for not sending her message. If she doesn't even remember that you did not send her the message, then she is not at all bothered about you.

9. Take her out frequently. Observe her behavior when it comes to paying the bill.
Outcome: If she feels a little embarrassed or uncomfortable that every time you are paying the bill, then she cares for you because she does not like your spending of money needlessly. If she does not feel anything about your paying off the bill, then she does not love about you.

10. Take her for some shopping. Ask her to accompany you in your shopping. Select a beautiful branded shirt for yourself but pretend as if you are not buying the shirt because it's much expensive than your budget.
Outcome: Now, if her love is true for you and she is serious about you, then she would try her level best to gift that to you. That reveals her selfless and in depth love for you.

11. Find out whether she remembers your birthday, wishes you on every possible occasion, does not forget to wish you good morning etc. all these things reveal her love for you.

12. Ask her whether she believes in love marriage or arranged marriage.
Outcome: If she says love marriage, then you have a chance; if she says arranged marriage, then she is not into marriage kind of relationship with you and if she says love marriages that are arranged, then she is giving you an inkling to talk to her parents.

13. Gift her a beautiful, romantic or sexy kind of gift like pearls necklace.
Outcome: If she feels shy or smiles a little and accepts that gift then she is in love with you.If she asks you 'why have you gifted me pearls, I don't like pearls', then that means she neither value you nor your gift.

14. Talk to her something about your departure. Ask her how would she feel when you would depart from her?
Outcome: If she doesn't say a word or simply stare at you with eyes full of tears but still she is trying to hide her tears, then that means you are everything to her. If she says 'yes, we have to depart one day', then that means she has never ever taken you seriously.

15. When you are with her, say that you are missing your family or friend or any one who is important in your life. Shed little tears in front of her.
Outcome: It is said that if a girl loves a boy, then she cannot see him crying. If she feels bad on seeing your tears and cries for you and consoles you, then she is madly in love with you rather if she tries to console you by saying, 'don't cry, this is what called life. We don't get what we always desire' then she is not serious about you.

Dear friend, know you know whether a girl is in love with you or not. I would genuinely advise you one thing, it's hard to find a true love, if you get someone true loving, don't lose that person. This would be your biggest loss.



Source: https://m.facebook.com/notes/?id=100000411997839&updated#!/notes/oyedayo-oyelowo-blayzhex/15-ways-to-know-if-a-girl-loves-you-truly-before-she-ruins-your-life/227790697244662/

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes.. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed, the mother hurriedly took him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :
1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?
ANSWER :
The husband just said "I am with you Darling"
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a
proactive behavior. The child's dead.. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he
gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. " A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Take off all your
envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fear. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think..

[b][/b]MORAL OF THE STORY:
Sometime, we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know.
By this way we miss out something called L.I.F.E

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