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abeg who wan play ps wit me

m enjoy dis.***team ps rocks*** if u no sabi play am go try gameboy

m enjoy dis.***team ps rocks***

oh my gudness ,interestin...dis ur story looks real to me bro as i create d mental picture of every scene, ur writeup is kul bro keep it up....nd remember dchiefpriest dey follow.

eyaaa am too captivated by d story that i cant even spot any observation...keep it coming broo...remember dchiefpriest dey follow...

flexybrain: Adegwurulez dey form FRANK EDOHO wif dis story....... Sipping Scoff Specialist while waiting 2 4 d continuation @Ormorlehwah,,ur cute ++ I fink I have found my rose in a garden of weeds++ #No disrespect,hommies

hmmmm flexybrain i can see ur brain is becomin too flexible it seems is tym to make it rigid

D9ty7: MY DEAR ESTEEM READERS
Chapter 6 will start tonight and hopefully, it will end tomorrow.
I neva knew i will go this far with this story but with my readers behind me, heaven is d limit.
We are gradually moving closer to the end of Part 1.
Signed:
d9ty7

am waitin broo keep it coming,u ar 3much broo

PrinceAdepoju: i suport you jere.

tankx 4 d suport bro...one love.

D9ty7: U are on the way. But lets wait and see how the story goes. Try and provide answers to d other questions.

answer to no 2, olanike will develop geniue nd hrt felt love 4 segun but she will nt get d attention dat she needs,she will try to give up but @ d same time try to fight 4 wat she belivs is hers....

Answer to ? 1. Segun and jummy will not last long,speaking frm personal experience,jummy is in lust nd not love while segun only feels pity 4 d poor girl nd tries to take advantage of her,@ d initial stage d r/ship will blosom bt after dey must hv consumated d relationship it will go sour as dey will start pickn faultsss.my humble opinion plssss crictis is welcomed

yea yea yea to hell with olanike....see wetin i dey find 4 sokoto 4 my shokoto....hahaha dis writer rocksss***team jummy rocks***

Anugod: Chiefpriest............chiefpriest of who sef? Is it dat ur smal god dat is givin u talkpower? No mata how u claim 2b a lion, a lion canot kil an eagle, rather I wil b d one 2pluck out ur eyes. U 4get that the smallest are the mightiest bah? No push me 2begin manifest oo
*cuts him a warning eye*

***makin incantation 4 turnin som1 into deaf nd dumb*** anugoooddd i comand u speak nd hear no moreeeeee.....hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha d stuborn fly...hmmm

hmmmm dis jummy of a girl is getting me pissed off....nice one bro keeep it up

D9ty7: --continuation--
¤¤DEDICATED TO ORMORLEHWAY & DCHIEFPRIEST¤¤
Segun left his centre and decided to branch his school. He boarded a bus and dropped in his bus-stop. He took a turning to the left and walked to the end of the street where his school Brights Comprehensive High school was located.
He got to the school gate but was denied enterance by the school security man who demanded to know who he was.
"I am a student of this school." he said.
"Let me see your I.D card." the man requested.
"what nonsense, i have every right to enter into this school anytime." he said.
"What's going on there?" Mr Adio the school's vice principal asked.
"Sir, this boy said he is a student of this school but he couldn't produce his I.D card." the security man explained.
"Which boy?" Mr Adio said moving close to the school gate.
"Good afternoon sir." Segun greeted.
"Ah! It's you Segun? How are you. Let him in." Mr Adio said.
"Okay sir." the security man said.
"This is Segun, the school disciplinary prefect." Mr segun told the security man.
"Okay sir."
Mr Adio and Segun walked back into the school chatting like old friends. They walked past the junior classes and the students began hailling Segun.
The vice principal took him to his office before taking him to the staff room where he was introduced to the new teachers.
He left and went to his class where he went to greet his classmate who are not writing the ongoing exam.
He narrated his experience to them. Ranging from the candidates, the invigillators, the sexy girls and many more.
He left the school thirty minutes to the closing time and went home.
He got home and met his brother and his friend Wale in the sitting room playing a game of football on his brother's laptop.
"Hello bros." he greeted.
"How are you boy?" Tope asked.
"Bro Wale." he called on his brother's friend.
"wassup aburo." Wale asked.
"Am good jare." he replied.
"How was your paper." they both asked.
"It was fine." he replied.
"How are your girlfriends?" Wale asked.
"They are doing good." he answered.
"Tell me, is it true you are dating Olanike?" Wale asked.
He looked at his brother but got a wink in reply.
"Not really." he replied.
"But, what do you intend doing with her?" Wale asked.
"I feel something for her but i don't know how to tell her." he replied.
"You don't know how to tell her or you are afraid?" Tope cut in.
"I don't know." he said.
"So you don't have liver, and you will be claiming a hard guy. Am highly disappointed in you." Tope lamented.
"You have no excuse." Wale said.
"Prove us wrong by asking her out tomorrow and bring her to this house by next week." Tope said.
"Is that a challenge?" Segun asked.
"Whatever you call it." Wale said.
Just then Segun's phone rang and he checked the caller. It's Olanike.

--to be continued--

***appears on the tread blushing and looking so excited***hmmm am dumbfounded by the post and the dedication,one love bro, u ar d best....am d kind dat love crictizing but honestly i have been blindfolded by ur gud work...more ink to ur dic...em sorry bic i mean to say

Grace Ezeh: Waiting..........

waiting 4 wat...if i catch u dere...i will deal with u personally, comon go read ur genetics textbook...

Anugod: By the powers vested on me with or without Nkpume Iko's consent, I hereby appoint myself as the Chief Whip of this thread. Make una dey cordinate or make my eye no catch any of una o.
*where dat chief priest sef? Wetin u wan use V-female mosqui do? Suspect #1.

*** appears on d tread lukin very angry*** were is dis litle girl How dare u talk to me lyk dat Anusgod or watever u call ursef,dnt bargain 4 d goods u cant buy,cos if u bargain wit me ,u will pay d priccceeeeee......hahahahahahahahahahahaha litle girls of dis dayss hmmm***tuaaa ,spits on d floor of d tread***

write2obi: *Pick up my phone, and start calling all my
pastors*

***brings out my laptop,hacks into his network provider database nd barred him*** yeeeesss let me see how u will call ur pastorssss *** continues wit d incantation 4 turnin som1 into chicken***

Ghozye: Hmmm,I'm beginnin 2 dislike ds Segun xter;he z jst 2 pompous

taaa dislike wetin Dis guy is my kind of guy an eye 4 an eye nd a tooth 4 a teeth BOss CONTINUE d story abeg....u ar wonderful

Nkpume Iko: okay, answer this;

dere is no virgin mosquito dere,some of dem were raped,some disvirgined demsef, but i kn were to get a virgin mosquito@nkpumee u kn wat to do naaaa Meet me @ dat grave by 12 midnit.

Rikidony: thread hichjack

hmmmmm rikidonyyy how dare u tink of hijackin d tread dat am in Can u carry d ground Becareful before u lose dat tin in between ur legs....***disappears frm d tread***

***appears on d tread very disappointed @ writeobi***hmmmm i can seee dis boy is not far frm insanity, but let me tell u"a child can play with d moda's breast ,but never with his fada's testicles", "d man who marries a beautiful wife nd d man who plants a corn by d road side have d same problem".....writeobi or wat is ur name leave ritababe 4 me now or else i will turn u into chicken....hahahahahahahahahahahaha***makin incantation for turnin som1 into a chicken***

Nkpume Iko: Female mosquito?
*Dies*

yea female mosquito is all i need ,but if u go fit get virgin female mosquito very fyn.

Nkpume Iko: Chiefpriest, abeg 'unghost' yourself jor. Too many ghost on Nairaland at the moment.
Btw, hope you still dey do your 'oturumahanhan' tins for me o. I could use some extra powers at the moment,

***appears on d tread** nkpumee am here 4 u,watever u need i will do jx dat to keep d tread rollin,BTW i never see d female mosquito wey i say make you bring for sacrifise na.... ur story can is tintilatin...

***appears on the tread,with hands stained with fowl blood*** yeeeesss i don show, ojojojokoroooo toyo toyo***searching for where ritababe is sitting and walks straith there***ritababe abeg shift 4 me,eem were is dis boy com nd continue ur story,if u talk d one wey i no lyk i go chuck somtn 4 ritababe body....Adeleeeegwu coommmmeee ndd contiiiinuuueeeee....

Nkpumeee me dey follow u lyk goat...em ghost i mean to say

code green...keep it coming bt remember no bugg.... U ar doin green....nd d priest dey follow....