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This video circulating on social media shows a Nigerian man from the southern part of the country, stripped naked pleading and begging his captors after he was caught sleeping with a married woman (Nigerian wife) in Kempton Park, South Africa today.

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Common sense senator, Ben Bruce has said the Nigerian Senate is not the same without embattled Senator, Dino Melaye who has been facing legal and health issues lately.

View his tweet on Dino' return
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In his 2018 Democracy day speech, President Buhari promised to sign the 'Not Too Young To Run’ bill in to law in a few days.

According to the president,

’the up-coming months will usher us into another season of general elections. Let me use this opportunity to urge us all to conduct ourselves, our wards and our constituencies with the utmost sense of fairness, justice and peaceful co-existence such that we will have not only hitch free elections but also a credible and violence free process’.

He added that, 'In few days to come, I will be joined by many promising young Nigerians to sign into law the “Not Too Young to Run” Bill’.

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Model and reality star, Kendall Jennercommanded attention as she stormed the red carpet for the ’Girls of the Sun’ premiere at the 71st Cannes Film Festival, in France on Saturday.

The ’Keeping Up With The Kardashian’star went braless and left every inch of her cleavage and nipples on display in a daring sheer Schiaparelli gown, which featured a huge thick white belt with a silver metallic buckle. She also accessorized her look with glamorous green gem earrings and silver heels.

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Nigerian nudist, Maheeda shared these topless photos on Instagram stories.

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A man was filmed exposing himself and masturbating in front of a young woman while on a bus in Leeds. But when the woman complained to the driver about it, he appeared non-chalant and simply told the woman to change seats if it bothers her so much.

Karlah Louise Daly, 22, was sitting at the front of the upper deck on the no.16 bus to Leeds City Centre on Thursday, March 10, when the man moved closer to her and started pleasuring himself. Footage shows Karlah asking the man to stop performing the sex act yet he continues to harass her.

The incident took place on the First UK no.16 bus from Armley to Leeds City Centre around 6.20pm to 6.50pm on Thursday. As the bottom deck of the bus was full, Karlah went to take a seat by the window upstairs. She had been on the bus for ten minutes when the traumatic public display of indecency happened.

She described how she told the driver about the incident but claims he simply asked her to sit somewhere else. In fact, the man was allowed to remain on the vehicle even after she left.

The 22-year-old, from Leeds, said:

I went upstairs on the bus as downstairs was very busy. I noticed a man was right at the back of the bus and I sat in the middle section on the left hand side.

I was on the bus for about ten minutes and as we approached Leeds city centre, people started leaving the bus from upstairs. It was then that I noticed that the guy had moved closer to me but I didn’t look straight away.

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A man was tased and arrested after he broke into Rihanna’s house on Wednesday. After his arrest, the man told cops he was only there to have sex with her, not to steal or harm her.

Eduardo Leon, 26, disabled Rihanna's alarm system and entered into her house, where he stayed at least an entire day. He spent Wednesday night at Rihanna’s house before he was arrested on Thursday morning after Rihanna’s assistant found him inside her L.A. area house.

Rihanna apparently wasn’t in Los Angeles when the intruder broke in. The police say Eduardo made himself at home and even charged his phone and unpacked his bag as he waited for her return.

When asked his reason for breaking into Riri’s home, he told cops he was there to have sex with the singer, adding his plan was not to use force to make it happen.

Eduardo reportedly broke into another home on May 4 thinking it was Rihanna’s. He’s been booked for stalking, residential burglary, and trespassing.

He is being held in $150,000 bail.

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A 15-year- old girl allegedly stabbed a 14-year-old Boy on the face in Bayelsa State.

It was gathered that the incident happened in Anyama-Ijaw community in Southern-Ijaw Local Government Area of the state.

According to reports, the girl, said to be a younger sister of a bread seller, stabbed the boy during an altercation. The matter has been reported to police station for investigation.

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Kourtney Kardashian is quite smitten with her younger boyfriend, Younes Bendjima. After a long on and off relationship with the father of her kids, Scott Disick, Kourtney moved on with a younger man and has been living her life to the fullest.

To celebrate his 25th birthday yesterday, Kourtney, who is 39-years-old took him out on a private Jet to a yet to be disclosed location. How cute!
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There are 3 mistakes that most men make in the bedroom that makes them unable to satisfy their woman in bed, have poor sexual performance and often time makes their wife cheat on them.

Before I tell you about them,

first, you must know that about 2 years ago… I was also complaining about these 3 things my husband did in the bedroom, that made our sex life boring, and almost destroyed our marriage because he was unable to perform in bed.

Let me tell you about them…

Poor Hygiene – Women complain about a man having dirty and unclean hands more than anything else. They are digusted by the thought of dirty hands touching them both on their body, breast or private parts. Do yourself a favour and get a hand sanitizer so you can get soft, tender hands.

Little or no pre-intimacy: Most men jump into sex without any pre-intimacy at all. Most men usually get this wrong. They jump into having sex too fast with their partner like having “quickies”.

Women do not really enjoy this. You just can’t jump pre-intimacy.

You have to stimulate her physically, psychologically and emotionally for her to be ready and enjoy the sex with you.

pre-intimacy might even give women multiple orgasms. Some of the pre-intimacy you can do is kissing, cuddling, caressing her breasts, massaging her and talking dirty.

When you skip pre-intimacy, most women find the sex boring and that in turn can make her cheat on you with another man.

Releasing too fast during sex: No woman wants a man that releases within 30 seconds or 1minute of penetrating her. It leaves a woman unsatisfied, and she may even be tempted to cheat on you with another man that can satisfy her. If you can’t last long in bed, do yourself a favour and solve this problem ASAP.

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Kim is going all out to promote her new perfume and no one can say she hasn’t caught their attention, what with the way she’s been sharing photos of her naked body.

The mother-of-three has now released more naked photos to promote her fragrance KKW Body which she dubbed “a narcotic elixir.”
She captioned the explicit photos: “KKW BODY is NOW AVAILABLE on KKWFRAGRANCE.COM!

"This fragrance has one of my favorite florals Jasmine in it with a rich Sandlewood and Amber! It has sweet and musky notes like peach and rose too! #KKWBODY.”
For the past one week, Kim has been sharing naked photos of herself, including one of her spread out completely naked on a gurney.

There’s also another of her covered in silicone mold which she said was to get the mold of her body so her perfume bottle can be made in her shape. There are many other naked photos of the reality star shared this past week to promote her fragrance.

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The singer revealed on twitter that he has been with Chioma for five years now. In that five years, he welcomed Imade, his first daughter with Sophia Momodu and Hailey, his second daughter with is Atlanta based lover, Amanda.

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Swedish DJ/musician Avicii died due to massive blood loss from a self-inflicted wound, a report claims.

The report shared by TMZ gives details of the DJ’s death and quotes “sources privy to specific information about Avicii’s death”. According to the report, Avicii, whose real name was Tim Bergling, committed suicide by using a broken glass to cut himself.

In a second letter released by his parents last week, they alluded to this, saying that the 28-year-old “could not go on any longer and wanted peace”. The letter, signed “The Family”, described Avicii as a “fragile artistic soul and a sensitive guy not made for the machinery he ended up in”. It says he “truly battled thoughts about the Meaning, Life, Happiness. Now, he could not go on any more. He wanted peace.”

According to TMZ sources, Avicii broke a bottle and used the glass to inflict the fatal wound. One of the sources says it was a wine bottle. Two sources say the point of injury was Avicii’s neck but another strongly denies that, saying it was his wrist. The cut caused massive bleeding, leading to his death.

The 28-year-old was found dead in the city of Muscat, Oman, on April 20.

In the days following his death, it was revealed that Avicii had been in a committed relationship with Czech-American model Tereza Ka?erová, and was a doting step-father to her young son at the time of his death.
Ms Ka?erová posted a heartbreaking open letter on her Instagram, in which she revealed that they had been planning on having children of their own, along with a series of photographs of them together.
She writes:

Every time I think about something we won’t finish I feel physical pain in my heart. We never finished the Harry Potter marathon - we had the last one left - you never witnessed me having a meltdown when Snape dies.

I never finished persuading you that our daughter’s name MUST be Serafina. You never finished your tattoo sleeve in which the inner forearm would have a face coincidentally resembling mine.

I was always very set on keeping our relationship private because I wanted it to be OURS and ours only and wanted no part in that madness. But I thought, if I’m going to share this with the world, it will be when I’m pregnant with our child. Ohhh how that plan went awry.

A recent documentary on the singers life, titled, Avicii: True Stories, shed light on the extreme pressure he was under, performing 320 shows in a single year. In the documentary, Avicii, a self-confessed introvert, speaks frequently about using alcohol to be able to perform, drinking every day during his hectic tour, and to help him with his crippling anxiety and stress.

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