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NiffyJay:
my pastor said you will get accomodation, all you need to do is to buy Jollof and Fried rice and also put small chops put it on top of Iroko tree, tie red wrapper on your waist tie banana leaf on your hand dance round it 17 times and walk backwards. Case closed. Layooluwa will deliver the msg

sw ogun laye nii

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Ds piece is meant for LAYOOLUWA

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LAyoo wia ar u oooo

Layoooo wia ar uy.........come take ur ftc nw

NiffyJay:
My Pastor said my enemies will reveal themselves unto me. Now it has happened

show me d pastor abeg......

Oga oooo ariyawo ko yale ssile

Chrisboy720:
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You try,make mosquito finish person.

lols I gt ur point........d@ means u ar interstd bt dnt knw aw 2 put it..............and wnt uy come wt wrapper or blanket ni
U bera be qick b4 dey exhaust d available space.

pLAN C; Gud news to dos d@ ar yet to get bedspace...........
Why stressng yourself with hostel wen dia are lot of lecture rooms.........if you nid apartment jst quote me........lolssssssssss

PACK YOUR THINGS AND...
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:"my daughter, I have transferred $3,000,000 into your account, give your husband $2,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance." Am sending a tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me:"you said I should pack my things and do what?""I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.". I will iron them when light comes mback.
Please don't smile alone, put smile on someone's face too..........gud aftnun

gud morning

kunlexze:
av u gotten bedspace??

very soon

kunlexze:
that quote was around 7:34 am today and i said "tomorrow" 2mao is monday na

ok......if its 2moro dey wnt evn anounc it coz dey knw dias nt enof space 4 d whole fresher.............so d WISE fresher will take it by force...............

Not for sale pls

Layooluwa:
Come to fink of it sef, una funny oh, so if somebody jst comes wif d name 'Zayooluwa' nd claims he/she is Jayooluwa/Layooluwa, una go jst belief nobody evn asked question if am rili Jayooluwa . Xcept Whales2020 tho

ummmmmmn....,.....se u dey ask of person wey person go concentr8 on u in dis state of d NATION......

kunlexze:
if it will be tomorrow, will it be announced on the our portal?

bros.........se na ghost wey wan open d portal ni? 2day is sunday(is it part of d workin days?)

chisombenedicta:
UPDATE: 013 days to go #Resumption 2015/2016 academic session#

madam pls hold counting..........

Abeg ah nid work ooooo

Ds Naija sef don taya mhe........
Ar for don start d work since march.............
Oau first do dia RADA RADA
Now the NATION s goin on INDEFINITE strike.....................oh God shey person no go old b4 graduation nowwwwwwwwwww

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Oga oooooooooooo

Dnt ansa dem jawe @ dhammy.......jst stay alert..........bt dnt tnk it will b given out 2day anyway......mayb 2moro

Wake up the sleeping giantzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jayooluwa:
guy, wetin nw? Which one be dis one again?

wetin............wia do u want me to stay?

kaseshi:
sowie bro,better look 4 accomodation elsewhere

will u akomodate me ma:/

Ah no tnk say all of us go resume ooooooooooooooooooo

Play play...............mmmmmmmmmmm ar neva get hostel ooooooooooooo

Oau resumption date postpone to june, to be officially anounced by noon.... #copied

Ogaaaaa ooooooooooooNANS will protest by next week tue and wed and all universities are to shut down............coz of the rise in the petrol prize.................hope it won't affect us saaaaa?

congrat madamuuuuuuuu

wic vc list again ............. this out since last week...... abeg wen will d bedspaceportal open