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Lalasticlala my luv, you know i luv you. Oya do the needful.

Lalasticlala, oya now. because you ban me for romance section, dat one no mean say make you no carry my thread for education section go front page.


Be nice na. Thank you.

Na wa oh. See his small dick. I once asked nairalanders to take such pic, I was banned. Nor be him davido, do so? Hypocrites.




Guys, quote this post and make a replica of davido's picture. A picture of you in ya boxers, I wanna see whether you are endowed.

Seun, lalasticlala, farano, rocktation(this guy banned me from romance section)


Y'all take my thread to front page.

Unilag, I think.


Which school has the highest number of philanderous lecturers?


If any one of them made advances to you, kindly share your experience.


Lalasticlala

Rilwayne001:
Dumb OP, you expect lala to carry this poo to FP?

I wee quit nairaland if he did..

Lalasticlala, please disappoint this guy.


He said , he is gonna quit nairaland if this thread makes front page. Please dear, take the thread to front page.


If he doesn't deactivate his account afterwards, gv him a life ban. Next time he will watch what he says.

tosyne2much:
Baba no whine me ooooo


delectablegyal, shey na true him talk?

True talk.



You can lie for africa. you dis guy u should be on distinction. show me pictures before I believe you.

tosyne2much:
Distinction ke?


Na Pass I dey ooooo.

a picture or adonbilivit.

Which course?

Lalasticlala, anytime someone calls you, does it mean the person wants you to push his or her topic to front page? Some people no get sense.


#lalasticlalamustgo.

1. Tosyne2much: i know he is in a polytechnic, so his case should be distinction. With the way he integrates words and comes up with various ten things on nairaland, if he is able to channel that skill into his academics, i'm sure he should be on distinction by now. Btw, what are you studying? Are you truly on distinction? No lies.


2. Naijaboiy: this guy has been uniben student for sometimes now and i must confess, i like his DICktion. He likes long articles when he is trying to convey a message. He is the host of the ongoing wooing challenge. If i wasn't banned from romance section, i'm sure somebody would have opted to woo me. Perhaps, i would be the lady with the higest number of wooers.

Back to the matter. With the way naijaboiy writes on nairaland i'm sure he must be academically sound. Being on 1st class shouldn't be tedious for him. Hae dude, are you truly on 1st class? Which course are you studying, btw?








#lalasticlalamustgo.

Like my dp@y'all




#lalasticlalamustgo. Unban delectablegyal.

#lalasticlalamustgo

Kaduna is a volatile state, the must adequate presence of security personnel.

emaxjey:
NEXT...seen...no time to check time ooo

Do a photo of that for me. Use my p, write something sexy.

Lalasticlala, release delectablegyal.


#seunsacklalasticlala.

She moved from being a bread seller to being a super model.



Do you like what's on ma dp? You should.

Na wa oh. Like my dp, dats all.

1. Bleep s***t up: this song is on point like decimal.

2. Itunmo: the chorus was nice. Shout out to xino for the chorus.


What about you?

Really! Romance section is lively.

mentorandfriend:
Hello dear. What's the problem.

Help me beg lalasticlala.


Jez write one beautiful article on why I should be unbanned.

What's the essence if i can't use romance section?

I said i'm sorry, unban me.

U guys should beg lalasticlala.


#unbandelectablegyal

Who else?

mentorandfriend
hfinest1
dygeasy

Obascoetubi:
are u ashawo? why displayin ur body?

are you a raunchy? Why is your dick e.recting?

#unbandelectablegyal.


Seun, you know i love you.

Wristbangle, wetin dey worry you? Why you no wan CUMment? I saw you viewing the thread. Mstchewwww.

#unbandelectablegyal

I won't do dat again. He banned me from romance section.

Nairaland is boring without romance section.

The elites on nairaland, help me be lalasticlala.


Seun
tosyne2much
wristbangle
who else? Pls y'all should share so my ban can be lifted.

I will be gentle dis time, i won't troll again.


#unbandelectablegyal.

Let's make it trend. We can do it, guys.

Nigeria's economy. What can I say about it? It's fvcked up.

Is it advisable to eat it?

simplemach:
well ma'am but I get hard when I want to and not when I see some black @$$. thanks for the offer.

get the fvck outta here.

Liar.

Those secondary school girls in uniform can be tempting sometimes. Shout out to all the only girls school.