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nenelistic: Delsey, because u got in cos u know a couple of peeps in HB doesn't make u better than anybody on this thread.You have spent the last two weeks offending people on this thread and acting invincible. PlzZzzzz grow the hell up if not u won't spend up to one month with HB b4 the throw u back to the streets and then u will know that all u have is urself and the five incomplete languages u learnt.

spdf: Gini? Wetin my monicker dey find for ur post.. 4 ur lyf no try am..
Who dash u HB staff? U so much hope? If u r really, den u r d SHITI-EST staff dey must av ever recruited..

Posting here doesnt mean am Putting my all in all on HB.. Everybody sabi im stand? Dont tink cos most r sounding pathetic dat dey av nting doing?

Der is smtin dey call "greener pasture" n dats wot dey crave for.

Dont tink every1 is as 100% jobless as u r..
Get a lyf and stop using offensive, pessimistic, show off approaches to attract cheap publicity..

U av really spoken in punjabi cos uv been an entity of dual personality..

ibrokola: @Oghenebiko, guy you funny die! 4 me sha, mine was in Abj. I package my suit wella enter Madam office confidently with my credentials. As I dey entr I see madam dey Sitdown dey read my data 4 paper wey they her hand. Na im I greet her "goodmorning" Ma. Madam no answer me! ( Chei! See gobe. No be so Lasgidi applicants talk am 4 nairaland Ooo. Them say na just chat with ED) Na im I mentally repackage myself because I see say this chat no friendly @all. I come greet Madam again, "good morning ma!". She come answer me talk say make I sitdown. Tension no lemme remember say I suppose unbutton my suit before I sitdown. Madam come ask me say, "how can I help you?". O boy na im nepa take light for my head because I no expect that kind of question. Omo see gobe! My papers dey Madam hand yet mommy dey ask me 'what do you want?' I confuse!!! Na im I plant small fake smile 4 my face as I no wan look intimidated, I com answer say "I applied for the HB recruitment exercise..... and finally, I was invited to a chat with the Executive Director! (By now, I don dey sweat inside my suit and my heart dey accelerate but I make-sure say na only me know that 1!). Any which way sha, Madam come talk say "thats all right" and she come ask me say "why should I give you the job above other applicants". Na im I happy 4 my mind (en hen! This is the kind of question I was expecting), I come dey vibrate dey answer. After sum time na im Madam talk say "that's ok, that will be all for now" come circle sumtin on top of my paper. O boy I shock! Omo my face red. For my mind e be like say the whole chat no reach 30secs(#shortestinterviewofmylife). I come stand up, thank her for the opportunity, come commot for her office. As I dey reach the door na im I remember say I no even unbutton my suit before I sitdown. #Yeppa! As commot I see I very nice HB staff wey help me adjust my tie briefly b4 the previous interview, we gist small him tell me say no wahala make I just go do offering dey pray! I reach down stairs and outside na im see other applicants wey don chat with madam, no body dey smile. Somebody talk say him sttdown b4 he was told am to sitdown na im issue come-up, anoda person talk say him talk "sha" 4 interview etc. 4 my mind I just talk say all is well. Everything na prayer!
But on a more serious note I believe the HB personnel are nice peeps from the brief encounter I had with them. Especially the HR people as dey tried to put us at ease and increase our confidence b4 all the interviews. They were already motivating us even b4 we already had the job. And when Mr. Timothy spoke, I saw a man who believed in the organization and I dare say that if HB HR told us they'll get back to us by last week Friday and they didn't, then its 4 the good of the Organization's and ours! So let's just be patient and intensify prayers... Adios

daluu129: lmfao.....@desley

pistis: Eheheheh *in Delsey's tone*

Or maybe she should get a bf.....a real man....I'm sure we've got very capable men in the house (uneks,chris et al....)
*my 2 cents*

Julieccentric: Referee Referee Referee

deturla: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha........LMAO!!!

myErima: Actress Actress Actress.

Kamnelly: Hello am .... Xxxx
yes
please i am among the people dat went through the HB recruitment process and i heard some people have been called so i want to know if u people have made ur selection
okayyyyyyyy xxxx wait till Friday u will know ur stand

Julieccentric: Lol...ds one na ela abi wetin? Can't wait to see u...make I see if ur mouth weigh ur body.

@ Chris...take a chill pill bro..its settled already.I understand that most of us are tensed..Ease urself of dtension..btw, did u get d mail dt some people got?

Julieccentric: Good! So back to d matter...whatsup wt HB? What info do u av?

Julieccentric: @Delsey...tu parle francias? Bonne! Je parle le français aussi mais peut-on parler en anglais dans ce forum.

Still expectant ooo..HB where art thou??