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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Delvina(f): 5:52pm On Oct 12, 2024
Igbo people are very business inclined
SportsThe Ball Had Its Own Agenda. Super Eagles & Libya by Delvina(op): 5:48pm On Oct 12, 2024
I swear, that ball was just not in the mood to go into the net today! Nigeria vs Libya felt like a game of “let’s see how many ways we can bounce this ball around without scoring.” The Super Eagles were out there giving their best, but the ball was clearly having a *day off*—until Fisayo Dele-Bashiru finally convinced it to cooperate in the 87th minute!

What do you guys think? Should we be praying for the ball to have better energy next match?
PhonesRe: How To Get MTN 10GB For N1000 Only by Delvina(f): 5:02pm On Oct 12, 2024
Nawa oo
SportsSuper Eagles Steal And Show Against Libya by Delvina(op): 4:49pm On Oct 12, 2024
Guess who’s back in the winning column? Our beloved Super Eagles just secured a nail-biting 1-0 victory over Libya, thanks to a late strike from Fisayo Dele-Bashiru. After a match that felt more like a game of “Who Can Miss the Most Chances?” Nigeria finally found the net in the 87th minute—better late than never, right?

With this win, Nigeria tops Group D with 7 points, showing they can dominate the pitch even when it seems like they’re trying to win the “most creative ways to miss a goal” contest. Next up, they’ll face Libya again. Can they keep this winning streak alive, or will they turn back into a pumpkin?

Let’s hear your predictions—how many goals will they miss next time?
Jokes EtcWhy Nigerian Parents Never Lose An Argument by Delvina(op): 4:20pm On Oct 12, 2024
Ade: "Mummy, I got 97% in my exam!"

Mum: "Eh, so where is the remaining 3%?"

Ade: "It’s just 3%, Mummy! Nobody got 100% in the whole class!"

Mum: "So, if nobody is rich in your class, you too will not be rich? Ade, be careful o! I sent you to school for 100%, not to follow other people's failures!"

Ade: "Mummy, it’s really hard!"

Mum: "My friend, do you know what is hard? Raising a child in this economy! When I was your age, I got 110%! Now, go and read your book before I remove the remaining 3% from you!

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