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Apparently this is a potential big fun. Will be watching this in the background. :

Buoyantic: sweet heart

jes go on with it

Buoyantic: Yoruba and dia dirty life style

you diss Yoruba people? waawu

Err there is nothing not to agree to there

Okay I'm eleven. who can beat that

LEAFLET: I've started the intro Nne,Still no word from you..I know a lot of boys be distracting you and all that..Wetin man go do naa..'' ama Keep pushing,Won't let the govt tell me how my future looking'' In kendrick lamar's voice..

but I didn't see the punchline check your directs jor

LEAFLET: Ok ooo..

Lol you didn't have to quote the whole thing jes to saii OK

ronald4lif: You got a pet? Dog or cat etc

yess a puppy. you like pets too?

Jennydoris: Since he no go school nko?

there will always be a way out.

davide470: Do i sound like am joking

How's your pet doing?

she is nat improving much yet. its scary.

hmmm. rumours have it

LEAFLET: You wouldn't when you don't want to come close..

Come close? Yea right!

davide470: Don't know? How? You haven't "been" in love before?

Of course I have. But so much that I couldn't sleep? I can't disclose.

Jennydoris: Destante, I will call on you next time to come and teach my guy. He is always turning things upside down

Lol. Ask him to read this or teach him yourself. I am not there abegii. Before one thing leads to the other.
Davide470 your nat sewious!

davide470: Am good too.

I moderate the Job section, not the biz section. Why are you scared about bans!!!?

Also, answer the Op's question

Lol nuh scared of bans. *rme.
well I don't know how to answer ops question o

lawrenceunaa: ok op have u tried it on ur first date?

err the article was addressed to men

davide470: Guy need to have an hobby.

How are you this morning, dear

A hobby? Lol berra goan continue moderating the biz section You kent ban me here at least. I'm good tho. Sure you are too.

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LEAFLET: Had to like your post..Story of my life.Thought i was alone in this..

Wow who would think you are a shy person

Its okay for him to feel this way but there is always that tiny little space for amendments

Buoyantic: awkward moment when a male doctor check on a fellow man groin

isokay

Lol apparently it was just for the record.

at the back is ewwwwwy. But on the chest?...

Buoyantic: Anybody wey say make him fellow man attend to am na gay

haba. that's how it should be.

valmunich: Nuin, just that i don't visit there much, why ask?

check your @s then.

ronald4lif: Okay I have learnt come let's practice

Lol. Practise it on your next date, nuh meah.

Cikoloko don't pick a fight >;(
Valmunich, what is wrong with your twitter?

merit12: Spoiling the boys abi?

Lol no teaching them to avoid those awkward moments and do things rightly.

davide470: and do you want him?

didn't know you visit this section too

I was going through twitter this morning and I found this piece which I thought could be useful for some of our men.
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Most guys will talk for a few minutes or
hours and then lunge in to kiss a girl on
the first date, not knowing exactly how
to kiss a girl.
Knowing the key moments before
locking lips is just as important as
remembering your own name. So
Lovepanky’s smooching experts have
come up with 5 easy instructions to help
you know how to kiss a girl on the first
date. Let the lip service begin!
#1 The touch before the kiss
Touch her hand and her arms in a much
more sensual manner than you normally
would. While talking to her, emphasize
on her sensual spots like her forearm
and upper arm.
This is the perfect way to make her feel
at ease and comfortable. If she enjoys
your sensual touches, move your hands
up to play with her hair, by slowly going
from the arms up to the neck, then
earlobes, moving slowly into her hair.
Twiddle her hair and don’t start ruffling
it up like she’s a dog. Be gentle.
#2 Stop talking before you kiss a girl
Stop your mumbo jumbo dialogues, and
slowly notify her of your intentions by
looking at her mouth which will show
that you want to continue this
conversation silently with your lips.
Don’t stick your tongue out like a
panting dog. Keep yourself composed.
You don’t want her to think you’re going
to lick her.
#3 Make eye contact
If you want to know how to kiss a girl
and want to figure out if she’s ready,
make eye contact once, and see if she
looks back at you for longer than five
seconds. If it’s any less, it’s obvious your
gaze at her didn’t convince her. You
need to go back to step 1! Your eyes
should look tender. You’re a lost puppy.
She may go shy, but hold the gaze and let
your eyes communicate that you’re
ready.
#4 Tease her with kisses
Don’t go for the kill just yet. You’re doing
really well so you need to tease your
prey by kissing her cheek and her neck
on one side of her face. She will want to
kiss you, but brush your lips across hers
and avoid kissing her and move onto the
other side of her neck. The feeling and
tension you’re creating for her will be
titillating, turning her hormones into
moans.
#5 The kiss of bliss
The real secret behind knowing how to
kiss a girl on the first date is to take it
slow. Move your left hand to her lower
back slowly, holding her softly, but not
so softly that she could tip over if she
rested her weight on your hand! Your
right hand should be on her neck. Tilt
your head slightly to the right (or left if
you’re a lefty), and close your eyes just
before your lips connect. Move into her
and let your lips part towards her. You
are now officially the Kissing King of the
Jungle. Not only can you kiss with ease,
you can proudly walk around knowing
that you know just the right way to give
a chick the Kiss of Bliss.
WARNINGS
1. Check your breath before you kiss. The
last thing you want is being rejected for
smelling like garbage.
2. Don’t force yourself onto her. You
could end up with a black eye and sore
testicles.
3. Don’t French kiss until she starts using
her tongue. Remember, when kissing a
girl, she is always right. You may have
initiated the move to kiss, but let her
work with it.
- LovePanky
http://www.radar.ng/art-life/gentlemen-heres-how-to-kiss-a-woman-on-the-first-date/