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Following the harsh economic realities
Nigeria is currently facing, many Nigerians
have labelled the Federal Government as
being insensitive to the plight of its citizen by
making fuel too expensive for consumption. But really, how expensive is fuel in Nigeria,
compared to other countries? At 145/
Litre, is fuel too expensive in Nigeria? As surprising as it may seem, Nigeria is
ranked 12th as per cheapest price of petrol
in 173 countries even with the new 145
per litre price according to Globalpetrolprices.com

In Nigeria, fuel now costs 145/L and with
the current exchange rate that is fluctuating
between 320-360 to a dollar, it means
we are paying about $0.44/L
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[*] In United States, fuel is sold at the pump
price of $0.65/L (214/L).
[*] South Africa - $0.84/L (277)
[*] Russia $0.55/L (181/L)
[*] Canada - $0.91/L (300/L)
[*] Ghana - $0.92 (303/L)
[*] China - $0.93 (306/L)


Some will argue that the countries above are
not petroleum exporting countries (OPEC)
like Nigeria, but what about OPEC member
countries like:

[*] Angola, where PMS is sold at $1/L (about
330),

[*] Iraq - $0.64/L (211),

[*] Venezuela pump price is $0.60/L (198/
L)
with President Nicolas Maduro calling the
approximately 198Lpump price ‘one of
the cheapest in the world’.

[*] Even in the oil rich, United Arab Emirates
(UAE) PMS is sold at $0.45/L which is about
(148/L) which is more expensive than the
price in Nigeria. According to Globalpetrolprices.com, In Hong Kong, the pump price is set at $1.85/L (about
610/L) making the country the most
expensive seller of gasoline in the world.
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With the facts and figures above, at 145/L
fuel is not expensive, it’s actually one of
the cheapest in the world, but because of the
poor living conditions of millions of
Nigerians, it appears expensive and thus,
many Nigerians struggle to afford it. That is why the government needs to
provide welfare programs, to kill that disease
called corruption, invest in electricity,
education, fix refineries, provide jobs and
reduce poverty in the country. Or what do u think??

CREDIT TO NGtag Blog

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An Instagram troll decided to upset Skales
by comparing him to Wizkid - saying Wizzy
will bring home a Grammy before him. This
is the conversation that ensued on Skales
page after he posted photo of a Wizkid
concert.


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Source NGtag Blog

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Lmao!!!

A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year...
GIRL: Hello cutie.
GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me.
GIRL: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you can come over at my place because I'm feeling very Hot right now.
GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.
At the girl's house...
GIRL: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have sex?
GUY: Yes
After taking off his clothes...
GIRL: (laughing and shouts) APRIL FOOL!
If you are the guy what will you do?

Happy birthday @unreach.. Wish u llnp

In June 2015, the RMAFC set in motion the process for the downward review of the existing salaries and allowances of political, public and judicial office holders. The review became imperative following dwindling government revenues caused by falling prices in the international oil market. New packages prepared by the committee have been recently ratified at a retreat held for commissioners of the agency. However, the new packages are still have to be presented to the Federal Executive Council, which has the responsibility to present it to the National Assembly as a bill for enactment as an Act of Parliament. Speaking with journalists on Saturday, November 14, Elias Mbam, the chairman of RMAFC, noted that the new packages would soon be made public, adding that the work was “going through a process of editing.” Meanwhile, presidency sources revealed that the new ministers will be paid in accordance with the existing statute because the reviewed package was not yet ready. According to the current package, Babatunde Fashola, the minister of power, works and housing, Rotimi Amaechi, the minister of transport, Lai Mohammed, the minister of information and culture, and other senior ministers will get N4,052,800 as housing allowance. Each of the ministers is also entitled to N6, 079,200 as furniture allowance, which is paid once in four years. If any of the ministers desires, he or she is also entitled to N8,105,600 as motor vehicle allowance. However, the motor vehicle allowance is a loan repayable by the end of the tenure of the minister. The annual basic salary of a substantive minister is N2,026,400 (N168,866:66 per month). At the end of each month, each minister will receive a motor vehicle fuelling and maintenance allowance of N1, 519,800 (annual value). Each of the senior ministers is entitled to a payment of N1,519,800 for domestic staff, N911,880 annually – for entertainment, N607,920 – for utilities, N405,280 – for monitoring, N303,960 – for periodicals. The summation of these annual allowances is N13,374, 240 for each minister excluding the optional vehicle allowance. Meanwhile, each of the ministers of state is entitled to N3, 915,160 as housing allowance and N5,872,740 as furniture allowance. Like their senior counterparts, the state ministers are also entitled to a vehicle fuelling and maintenance allowance of N1, 468,185 (annual value). Each of the state ministers is entitled to N880,911 annually for entertainment, N587,274 – for utilities, N293,637 – for newspapers. The federal government is expected to pay the 13 junior ministers no less than N163,765,316 yearly.
–Punch

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Below is a list of all appointees made so far by president Buhari and their states of origin check and judge it if he's sentimental.
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1. Aide de Camp to president: Lt. Col Abubakar Lawal, [Kano State, North-West]
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2. Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the president: Femi Adesina, [Osun State, South-West].
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3. Senior Special Assistant,Media and Publicity: Garba Shehu, [Kano State, North-West].
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4. State Chief of Protocol/Special Assistant (Presidential Matters): Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure, [Jigawa State, North-West].
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5. Accountant General of the Federation: Ahmed Idris [Kano State, North-West}
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6. National Security Adviser: Babagana Monguno [Borno State, North-East]
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7. Chief of Defence Staff, Abayomi Olonishakin, [Ekiti State, South-West]
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8. Chief of Army Staff: Tukur Buratai, [Borno State, North-East]
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9. Chief of Naval Staff: Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas, [Cross Rivers, South-South]
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10. Chief of Air Staff, Sadique Abubakar, [Bauchi State, North-East]
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11. Chief of Defence Intelligence: Monday Riku Morgan [Benue State, North-Central]
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12. Director General, State Security Services, SSS: Lawal Daura, [Katsina State, North-West]
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13. Acting Chairperson, Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Amina Zakari [Jigawa State, North-West]
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14. Managing Director, Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA: Habibu Abdulahi [Kano State, North-West]
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15. Special Adviser, Niger Delta Amnesty Office: Paul Boroh, [Bayelsa State, South-South]
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16. Acting Director General, Nigerian Maritime Administration, Safety and Security Agency, NIMASA: Baba Haruna Jauro [Yobe State, North-
East]
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17. Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive Officer, Nigerian Communications Commission: Umaru Dambatta [Kano State, North-West]
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18. Executive Chairman, Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS: Babatunde Fowler, [Lagos State,
South-West]
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19. Director General, Budget Office of the Federation: Aliyu Gusau, [Zamfara State, North-
West]
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20. Engr. Babachir David Lawal – Secretary to the Government of the Federation{Adamawa state}
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21. Alhaji Abba Kyari – Chief of Staff to the President{Borno state}
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22. Col. Hameed Ibrahim Ali (rtd.) – Comptroller-General, Nigerian Customs Service{Nassarawa state}
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23. Mr. Kure Martin Abeshi – Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service {Nassarawa state}
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24. Senator Ita S.J. Enang – SSA to the President on National Assembly Matters (Senate) (Akwa
Ibom}
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25. Emmanuel Kachikwu- Group MD NNPC {Delta
state}

Via: ngtag..com

First n foremost, congrats to all d newly admitted aspirants.

Pls all, do u knw som1 dat didn't meet up his/her cutoff mark and was admitted into a related course??

ALKARULEZ615: the format for last year was:

2013 POST-UTME RESULT

UTME BATCH 1 ADMISSION

2013 PRE-DEGREE RESULT

2013/14 PD ADMISSION TO 100 LEVEL REGULAR

UTME BATCH 2 ADMISSION NEW

UTME/DE ADMISSION LIST III

PD TO 100 L 2ND SUP ADMISSION

screening of new students

UTME BATCH5 NEW

UTME BATCH5SUP NEW

I aint troubling myself any longer cos I knw I will be admitted.

But what about those that did not meet up
their departmental cut off mark...for
instance marketing department cut off
mark is 45 and somebody got 42 will the
person be admitted? 0r are them giving the admission for only those dat meet up the departmental cut mark?

PLS ANSWER ME

maroedeks: Sorry, No Admission is Given Yet!!!

Tnks but woh am I gonna do? My aggregate is 45 and am going for economics. So they can't give me any related course?

PLS I NEED A COMMENT

Pls help me check this 45997588BI

echibuogwu: with an aggregate of 45 going for ECONOMICS....not even d vc will b able to work ur admission

Is that so?? Mayb some other department

ALKARULEZ615: very tight...no hope for Economics sha.... #teamAnodaDepartment

Pls like which department/course?

My aggregate score is 45 and am going for Economics...any chance for me?

Pls o is the Day2 result out? Social science

kepal99: . Its not compulsory buh U can come with it.

Tnks...mayb I will go with d normal jamb result cos I don't have money to buy d original jamb pin to print it.

Pls are we to bring d original jamb result for the screening day or d normal result

any economics candidate here? add me up 08164659935

ALKARULEZ615: generate a new one

if i generate new one so it won't have a bad reflect

My pin got expired on monday i.e today... Pls wot will i do now??

ALKARULEZ615: 24th

tnk u very much

Pls wen will delsu post ume registration end?? Someone told me on 21st

Pls i have gone to all the banks listed in omoku but they don't sell, can i get it in port Harcourt banks? Pls i need reply cos my form will expire on Monday.....

Pls, is the form available outside Delta state? Am in Rivers state