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Crime › Re: 20 Die In NURTW Factional Clash In Sango Ota by Dgunnerz(m): 3:08am On Nov 16, 2011
This Fight they happen for my backyard ooo,abeg help me call EFCC!
Romance › Re: What's The regular Life Span Of A Fling? by Dgunnerz(m): 3:05am On Nov 16, 2011
OP.
The life span should be around 200days or so.
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question. by Dgunnerz(m): 3:02am On Nov 16, 2011
what do you like to think about?
Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 4 by Dgunnerz(m): 3:00am On Nov 16, 2011
for me myself
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Dgunnerz(m): 3:00am On Nov 16, 2011
begging
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question by Dgunnerz(m): 3:00am On Nov 16, 2011
Should I?
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Girls Do You See? by Dgunnerz(m): 2:59am On Nov 16, 2011
mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Jokes Etc › Meaning Of Politics! by Dgunnerz(op): 2:58am On Nov 16, 2011
[b][color=#004110]A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother(Ajibel), we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So,the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother(AJibel) crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby(Ajibel) has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future(Ajibel) is in deep shit."[/color][/b]
Jokes Etc › The Strange Lawyer by Dgunnerz(op): 2:48am On Nov 16, 2011
[color=#770419]A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that
such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men
were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the
tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!" [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by Dgunnerz(m): 2:47am On Nov 16, 2011
dayokanu:
No goals entered because there was Holger Badstuber, Jerome Boateng and Manuel Neuer all from Bayern who saved his Bottom
Nueur na defender too?
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Trusted Careers by Dgunnerz(m): 11:27pm On Nov 15, 2011
i like this joke
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question by Dgunnerz(m): 11:13pm On Nov 15, 2011
are you a comedian?
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Dgunnerz(m): 11:10pm On Nov 15, 2011
Maltreating
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by Dgunnerz(m): 11:09pm On Nov 15, 2011
dayokanu:
Hope someone is watching Mertersacker

Error number 1 in 3rd minute
How many goal(s) enter net?
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by Dgunnerz(m): 11:08pm On Nov 15, 2011
Meat-pie cooker
Forum Games › Re: Second Vowel Letter Game. Volume ll by Dgunnerz(m): 11:05pm On Nov 15, 2011
Embezzle
Forum Games › Re: 10 Or More Letter Words Here Please by Dgunnerz(m): 11:05pm On Nov 15, 2011
Interesting
Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by Dgunnerz(m): 11:03pm On Nov 15, 2011
Candlelicious
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Girls Do You See? by Dgunnerz(m): 11:01pm On Nov 15, 2011
Ajibel:
i called you a goatee, slowpoke
Ok big goatee and fastpoke
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Dgunnerz(m): 5:06pm On Nov 15, 2011
removing
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Dgunnerz(m): 4:59pm On Nov 15, 2011
Terra Nova S01 E08
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question by Dgunnerz(m): 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2011
what is that?
Computers › Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Dgunnerz(m): 4:53pm On Nov 15, 2011
Florrie:
um, Im new @ this. Can sum1 tel me how 2 use d code afta its generated? huh
Insert a non native sim in your modem and do the magic.
Forum Games › Re: Second Vowel Letter Game. Volume ll by Dgunnerz(m): 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2011
Indebted
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question. by Dgunnerz(m): 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2011
Yeap or what do you think?
Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 4 by Dgunnerz(m): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2011
whisper it louder
Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by Dgunnerz(m): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2011
Expressing
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Girls Do You See? by Dgunnerz(m): 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2011
Ajibel:
noo,i dont need goatie
Ok,what of Lion?
Forum Games › Re: 10 Or More Letter Words Here Please by Dgunnerz(m): 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2011
nationality
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by Dgunnerz(m): 4:42pm On Nov 15, 2011
CEO of Poison Industries
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Dgunnerz(m): 4:40pm On Nov 15, 2011
putting

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